I will respond to this msg. dubs decide after

I will respond to this msg. dubs decide after.

i hope ur ass is as fat as ur face ;)

lmao

autism

insta-dubs

god damn right out of the gate

Fucking kek

no you bastard, I was liking this match. Please spare me!! I will respond with this if you don't let me off the hook, after she does.

wasted dubs

shit nigga, if you're trying to hook up with her, don't put this shit on b

legendary

Its not wasted you stupid nigger we already hit gold with first post

I'm sorry Sup Forumsrothers I don't think I am strong enough to send this. I am liking this girl LOL.

Why did you even make this thread you fucking faggot?

Don't be a pussy OP.

Dont you dare call us Sup Forumsrothers you fucking pussy Leave and never come back.

I will respond to this message.

actually help me get laid and not go for keks faggots

you stupid fucking nigger just kys and stop creating threads if you won't deliver just kys you motherfucking newfaggot

You're on Sup Forums you fucking fag, what did you think would happen

Kys

Seriously

op is a pussy faggot what's new?

No.

Like a girl would ever like you, fucking pussy, if you're gonna say shit may as well do it nigger

>Dont you dare call us Sup Forumsrothers you fucking pussy Leave and never come back.

The autism is strong with this one

I would've lost the battle early
>Lol if you can get me out of my head you'll be set
>Well let's get out of that head and into that bed

Hitler did nothing wrong.

would totally do this, but thats risking an unmatch. gotta hook em in first.

would've won*
this girl seems like a slut, and op seems like a nigger

Thats not the only head we need to get something out of

OP seems like an autistic virgin. Even if we did tell him to say the right things, chances are he'd be unable to get it up; she'd leave; and he'd spend the night crying and masturbating to sleep in front of the mirror.

hook em in
how much further :< op has hooked in quite enough imo, but ive also only gotten laid only once off tinder, and it was a whale

So? Doesn't matter had sex. You clearly liked her enough to fuck her so what's the problem?

>ur
> =)
> xD

OP is gay

actually, my dick shriveled up when i saw her blubber moving with my pounding
actually disgusting. I wish I would've demanded doggystyle... but now I know for next time

bitch is not responding

see

lmao kek
da fuck were you thinking, fat bitches on they're back is fucking disgusting

fuck you it was my first time with a whale fuck you

Fuck off

here here

.

.

.

B)

OK. I as t you fags. Now I'm
Not getting laid tonight. Dubs decides.

Fuck off cunt. You blew it.

is she not replying or did you receive a bad reply? post screen-cap

That's actually fucking hilarious. Funny to watch too. Friend fucked a landwhale in front of me before. I kekd so fucking hard watching his lift her stomach fat to get to that rotten pussy and then go to town.

What the fuck OP, you massive faggot. This is B, you cannot have come here for serious advice! You came here for keks and so did we, now send that shit!

fpbp
OP btfo

25 min no response gg?

Holy fuck you're autistic. Just block her. I can't tell by the looks of it, it won't go so well.

...

Might as well say what dubs told you to

The 'babe' is what fucked it up

FUCKING. KEK. YOU AUTISTIC FAGGOT.

She probably hasn't responded cause she died laughing at how pathetic you are.

...

You're retarded OP, should've just listened to us maybe you would've gotten laid.

>Autist tries to take matters into his own hands
>Fucks shit up like a typical degenerate virgin

"babe"

Where the fuck did you get that shit from? No one wrote that. How can you write such a piss poor message instead of what dubs told you!? You played yourself..

Babe is fine, op is autistic

If I were a girl, I'd distance myself the fuck away from you.

ass as fat as face is better than mine? are u autist?

top kek

Who the fuck do you think you are OP? First you ignore dubs
Now, you have the audacity to be on the fucking phone as well? Your undivided attention should be to this post. God fucking damnit.

Yes it is, at least it's funny. You called her "babe" for fuck sake. It sounds as if you are a nice guy trying to be a bad boy.

im the best fgts. dubs decide, I can veto.

>lets do it then xD
kys

Motherfucker... looks like you found someone as autistic as yourself.

Normaly I would say guys like this user are way to /b, but he is right in this case. You asked for our help and then you ignore us and go rogue. Cunt move...

>I can veto.
Kys faggot what's the point then?

'Let's forcefully insert slugs into each other's orifices.'

do you want some fuk?

>I can veto.
Fuck you op. Still I try
"tomorrow
my place
Netflix&chill"

Ask her if you can meet jer somewhere and sex then

"Perhaps we can use a Butplug?"

...

nice dubs. too direct though. and I dont have netflix. KEK

"My dick & your head for starters"

Da fuck is wrong with this bitch!? And why veto? She clearly wants you to say some sick shit to her and no one does that better than /b.

Bring condoms babe ;)

I love feminine dicks :)

cuck
fuck this gay thread
kys

Hope ur dick is bigger then mine

faggot OP faggot OP faggot OP

Don't even bother posting anymore if you're going to veto.

netflixs and chill is the best Sup Forums can come up with?

That bitch would most likely be down with it. One month trial is free btw

you first hehe ^_^

We go to a local kindergarden, grap a child, run of together and call ourselves Bonnie and Clyde plus one.

It's a fuck site. You're being a god damn beta. Stop and fucking be straight with her.

We could explore each other's musical interests, then each other ;)

well let get my head in your head then we both can be set

She's desperate ma dude. Sooner the better

can i pee in you?

Ok I'll be nice.

Just tell her: "honestly, can I just join you in bed?"

Have you ever tried anal before? ;) xD

No, read the other posts and he didn't even get dubs

What fuck site is this that you speak of?

I like this, its nice

try this

roll

OP will just veto.

kek
>I can veto.
>Fuck you op. Still I try
*gets dubs*
*gets veto'd*

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