What'll it be user

Eli Thompson
Eli Thompson

Looks at you

What'll it be user

Matthew Morgan
Matthew Morgan

A tall glass of purified irony

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

millionaires coffee

Kevin Ortiz
Kevin Ortiz

/r9k/ or 9fag ?

Colton Green
Colton Green

one UMA DELICIA please.

Adam Cooper
Adam Cooper

CAN YOU PUT JURRASIC PARK ON THE TUBE PLS

Nathan Campbell
Nathan Campbell

Long Island.

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

errr ahhh the house ale please, m'sir *tips hat*

Liam Johnson
Liam Johnson

Scotch, neat. And I said fucking neat, no fucking ice.

Luis Barnes
Luis Barnes

A piss warm changa please my good man.

Leo Morgan
Leo Morgan

An Old Fashioned.

Can I smoke cigars in here?

Dylan Bailey
Dylan Bailey

Just a glass of water no ice... I don't deserve any ice.

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

Scotch.

Wyatt Murphy
Wyatt Murphy

still water please

Leo Sullivan
Leo Sullivan

What kinda scotch you fags?

Jonathan Sanchez
Jonathan Sanchez

Can I get a glass of lighter fluid my man?

Adam Robinson
Adam Robinson

Bone hurting juice

Zachary Brown
Zachary Brown

Hey man, it's been a long day. *groans* Uhhh, I need get rid of this day from my memory. I'll take the most alcoholic drink please. Yeah, I'm talking about a Blackcurrant and Apple Fruit Shoot.

Jaxson Wood
Jaxson Wood

Flirtini please

Anthony Collins
Anthony Collins

Glenfiddich, Laphroaig are both good

Anthony Taylor
Anthony Taylor

Two fingers of bleach please.

Leo Clark
Leo Clark

I'm in the mood to cease existing without dying, would you happen to have any liquid void on tap?

Dylan Fisher
Dylan Fisher

I'll have a Monster, the fifth one's wearing off

Jordan Williams
Jordan Williams

n-no thank you

Dylan Edwards
Dylan Edwards

Classy choice user. Bartenders are usually bros and heavy hand that shit.

Jason Lopez
Jason Lopez

rum and coke, faggot

Lincoln Smith
Lincoln Smith

a lemmy

Isaiah Torres
Isaiah Torres

Good response 2 ounce pour for you!

James Wilson
James Wilson

What's that? A bottle of JD and 80 Marlboro Red?

Joseph Moore
Joseph Moore

And I want a clean mug please

Luke Cooper
Luke Cooper

"Scotch! Neat!"
What the hell? user, there are literally 5 categories of Scotch.

t. Bartender who would want to double check your ID then give you some fucking Dewar's.

Christopher Cooper
Christopher Cooper

I'd like Glenmorangie, please

Gavin Morris
Gavin Morris

Shirley Temple, on the rocks
2 cherries

Leo Jenkins
Leo Jenkins

coka coler

Parker Stewart
Parker Stewart

Moloko Plus

Kayden Baker
Kayden Baker

Pls kill me asshole.

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

Vodka.

Jaxon Peterson
Jaxon Peterson

1 temporary happiness, please

Sebastian Cruz
Sebastian Cruz

What's on tap?

Robert Parker
Robert Parker

1 glass of self respect please...

Parker Lee
Parker Lee

Scotch if i wanna get drunk, Scotch and soda if i am thisrty and old fashioned when i want a classy drink.

Caleb Russell
Caleb Russell

Water

Hunter Powell
Hunter Powell

Give me something strong

I am still feeling suicidal again, even though I am no longer depressed

Jaxon Moore
Jaxon Moore

making the bartender attempt to discern your feelings so he can decide what you want from a list of 3 drinks

shiggity diggity

Lucas Johnson
Lucas Johnson

Siq trips

Jordan Garcia
Jordan Garcia

A shot of H202

Ryan Allen
Ryan Allen

water on the rocks

Jaxon Hughes
Jaxon Hughes

A nice steaming hot top of jizz

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

Got them cash mr outside leaked nudes?

Nathan Russell
Nathan Russell

Twippies of twuuf

Juan Hernandez
Juan Hernandez

Bartender here

Thursday 11pm
Man walks in wearing a pinstripe suit, drenched in water
Walks up to bar, sits down and orders a black russian
Pulls out a slip with money and puts down $200
Pulls out an M1911, drops the magazine, pulls slide back releasing a bullet and catches it mid air
Sits the bullet on top of the $200 and sits his M1911 on bar
He looks me into the eyes and says "14 bullets and this ones my last I have only a few choices, I can sit here and finish my drink or try to run or I can chamber that round"
"But in less than 5 minutes from now authorities are going to storm this establishment"
He drank his drink in one swift motion, slammed it down then put his hands out across the bar then authorities came busting through the door

Turned out he was a mobster and just shot an undercover cop who had infiltrated their business. I kept the $200 and the bullet

Oliver Brooks
Oliver Brooks

Wew lad
Free money

Cooper Walker
Cooper Walker

that mobsters name?
Al Capone

Camden Evans
Camden Evans

Gimme a 7 and 7
I wish i could drink it. 6 more hours

David Baker
David Baker

Bone regrow juice in a pint. A shot of giggle juice. And some berty botts.

Adrian Long
Adrian Long

Vodka and orange juice.

Also set me up with a gaming comp plz.

Charles Bennett
Charles Bennett

Suuuuuuuuure.

Juan Morgan
Juan Morgan

I'll take a bullet to the brain. If you can't do that, then white russians will do. That's russians, as in fucking plural. Cheers boss.

Jason White
Jason White

Regular guy here here

Thursday 11pm
Decide to go let niggers shit on me
Put on my pinstripe suit and go to meet niggers in an alley
Stick a bullet up my ass just in case and take a gun
Let niggers cum and piss on me
Meeting turns out to be a set-up by the police
Run to a local bar
Some autistic fuck behind the bar
"Whut will it bee?"
Order a black Russian and pull the shit stained bullet out of my ass
Pull out the cum stained $200 dollars I had in my pocket
Set them on the bar along with the gun
"Ah fuck, the cops are gonna be here any minute"
The cops storm the establishment and arrest me
The autistic fuck utters something about a mobster as I'm being dragged out and pepper sprayed.

Turns out it was just regarding some robbery near my house.

Sebastian Ramirez
Sebastian Ramirez

a pint of pale ale

and a night long of stalking my ex on facebook

Henry Evans
Henry Evans

I feel you brother
Whenever youve got your fill id just suggest you delete facebook in general. Ive been much happier since i did that

Jose Wood
Jose Wood

that's a screwdriver kiddo

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

its hard, i keep wanting to unfriend her but apart of me says she'll come back

jeesus i wish it were that easy

Juan Rodriguez
Juan Rodriguez

Don't let yourself think like that. Don't think "maybe if I leave the lines of communication there, she'll-". No. Just no. You need to burn that shit away. Delete, block, take everything she gave you and burn it. It'll suck, but it's for the best in the long run.

Julian Barnes
Julian Barnes

I thought it'd be hard to drop the connection to all those people, but after leaving a dozen alternative methods to contact me and deleting I've found it really liberating to find out that none of those people had an obligation to interact with me outside of facebook.
I am way happier now. If you two are ever getting back together let it be because she realized you werent there anymore and went looking for you.

Ian Ramirez
Ian Ramirez

This too

Noah Rivera
Noah Rivera

Something gluten and alcohol free, without mint

Parker Anderson
Parker Anderson

Baileys from a shoe?

Ryder Hughes
Ryder Hughes

Creepy guy in a tutu leans close and asks..."You wanna go to a club were people wee on each other?"

Brody Robinson
Brody Robinson

cranberry juice

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