Tell me things you've seen that other people wouldnt believe

tell me things you've seen that other people wouldnt believe

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I saw a nigger work once.

I saw a UFO that looked like the fucking Skyhopper from StarWars once. This was near Area 51, I live in Vegas.
>pic related

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that's clearly fake news

saw a falcon battle a turkey vulture in the air, then drown it in a lake.

I saw a 30-40 year old threaten a 8-11 year old by punching a hole in a wall and yelling at the top of his lungs, "how would you like it if I lost my temper?!"
It was a nice change from how he'd usually threaten the kid. Usually, he'd just threaten to beat the kid's ass until he couldn't sit straight (yelling this, of course)
This one time he punted the kid's cat out of anger. It was funny af

Tonight I literally found a dead girl, by crawling through her kitchen window when her friends couldnt get her to respond by knocking on her door.

Saw the pizza man shot on christmas

saw my own cum drip out of a traps ass as I pulled out. am straight btw

I begged god to show me a sign he was here and there was a car crash directly out side my house on a straight road

Sexy

Pics or it didn't happen

you fucked a guy in the ass that makes you gay

I survived a mass shooting. 2 died. Not sure how he missed me. One other survived. Killer now in prison.

depends on how feminine the traps penis was. Anyway fucking traps isn't gay

i "saw" a massive black triangular craft in the desert in southern california.
pulling security on some vehicles at about 3am and all i could see was this absolutely massive triangle moving avross the sky, blocking out all the stars. no sound, no lights. total absence of light.
it flew fast as fuck. about 5 of us saw it and we all agreed not to call it up on the radio

When I was in middle school I saw three orange balls in the sky that looked like fireballs just spinning in place. A few years later there was an article in the news paper about some people that saw something similar and got a picture except that when they took the picture the balls looked like thin lines. The news paper said that they wanted to talk to anyone else who's seen something similar but I never contacted them

You were that Kid. *hugs*

In the PC version of Vice City after meeting Lance, when we got to Ocean View Hotel, the game glitched during the cutscene and Lance somehow ended up on a Faggio.
kekked so heartily when he said "I'll be watching you, Tommy" and drives off on that moped.

A black guy with his kids.

I saw a rattlesnake commit suicide by biting itself to death. I still wonder what existential problems a fucking snake could possibly have.

Well its currently 5 am should probably be in bed but,

i found a mans skeleton buried near a park in Texas, i would have told the cops about it but he was a long dead homeless man and we were technically breaking the law by screwing in his tent, (thank god gf at the time never saw the skull) also went to sleep there one day while tripping balls and i could have sworn i heard a man screaming and im certain it wasn't an auditory hallucination

what the fuck kind of life do you live user

I once almost manage to start a harem with my female classmates.

It's only getting fucked in the ass that makes you gay

Its a fear or stress response mostly they do it to make sure no one can eat the meat, there many bones cut open your mouth even just a little bit while eating and you will know pain

dude wtf more details...there was a tent you were banging in with a dead body? so much to be concerned about

Nope. Besides, there are people who deal with getting ferociously beaten, so that kid had it easier than many.

When i was 14yo i saw my mom sniffing and licking my used boxers, she thought no one was seeing her.
I never bringed it up, and never will

i dont care if it looks like megan fox if it has a dick its gay

Well of course it wasn't in the tent.. His body was roughly 15 feet away and the bones were scattered, most were a little cracked from hogs migrating through but one wound in particular was almost certainly blunt force trauma. Looking at all his other belongings (a lot of baby toys and accessories) its very possible his gf killed him and ran off with the baby somewhere.

Some cum dumpster was fucking you in a hobos tent no problem and you think she would have been unnerved by a skull? You probably could have stuck the femur in her pooper.

This

I saw a guy get stabbed 17 times. Then i went to breakfast.

>can't jerk off
>can't buy alcohol
>can't stand up and stretch
>snakes shit, then slide their tails over it to keep moving

If I were a snake, I'd kill myself too

She was just checking to see if you were using drugs.

if it looks like megan fox and has a pussy its gay. thats a man baby.

>being this insecure about your sexuality
i didn't say i sucked her dick you moron nor did she fuck me up the ass. I was the one that fucked her up the ass therefore it's not gay

I once saw a nigger raping a pitbull behind a walmart

I talked to a pretty girl once

Went on vacation a years ago and walked the beach for a bit at night. Ran into a dude filming a lesbian porno and just watched. Didn't have a way to take pictures of it. Didn't tell my dad about it til 2008. Called me a wuss for not joining.

You said he was buried earlier.

Your story sucks.

>greentext op plis

I saw my (at the time) best friend getting a blowjob from his sister.

dude my brother was in cali for about a year and he saw the same exact fucking thing. Thats exactly what he told me. Holy shit.
When was this?

Well i was diagnosed high functioning autistic but considering my families long genetic predisposition of anti social personality disorder i think i may have it as well, at the time i was part of a small gang that would later disband because the leader raped a 12 year old in the same park (leaving her traumatized as she dazed back to the campfire naked and covered in blood, screaming) they most likely killed him slowly but thats another story.

I was desperate to lose my V card and that tent was a god send at the time, certainly a unique place to do it and it got me into screwing in the outdoors.

was she hot?

>using Megan Fox as an example of a hot girl
My time machine worked. Hello again 2009 !!

sleep paralysis and seeing shadow people, as a kid
other kids asked what drugs I was smoking. how tho, I was a kid.

saw a nigger rape himself while his mom sat there watching while she was getting double penetrated by the store manager and the janitor. everyone just walked by like it was normal. i still fap to this memory to this day

He was buried dingus, we uncovered it. Sand isn't a great type of ground to bury anything in and by the time we found it a bone was already sticking out.

As fuck
WAY over his league, or mine.

what the fuck. Is she a milf?

Balloons. Big balloons reflecting bright sunlight. Case closed

By definition not a mass shooting.

I got called a cunt by some 5 year old Aussie kid outside Melbourne because I didn't give him a cigarette. All I could say was "wow, okay. Nice kid." His dad said I should stop being a cunt.

I hope he made her swallow. good body ?

I watched someone bleed to death, nothing I could do.

summer 2011, NTC, fort Irwin, southern california

we all decided it was best to keep quiet. didnt want command to black bag us or some shit for seeing something we weren't supposed to, but we all freaked the fuck out and verified among ourselves what we saw. we all saw the same thing. fuckin spooky shit

>jerk off
>alcohol
If these are the things that keep you going you really need to kill yourself anyway

Yea, I've been to Wendy's also.

fuck i would love to see someone rape themself

this

I miss her and yeah she would probably let me if i had extra duct tape alcohol and she was feeling kiny, holly fuck im so glad that part of my life is over just talking about it now makes me feel weird.

he liked it doggystyle

My vagina

She was back then, 12 years ago.
She'd occasionally do weird shit like that, but i always thought she was just an average mother trying to make her son uncomfortable.

I think its actually pretty believable considering everyone has seen it

liar. at least give us general location.

>making me feel weird
>feel weird
>feel
>weird

youre fuckin weird user.
>fuck

damnn, he saw this around 2015 so a different time, but the same exact thing.
Makes you wonder how many visits to earth they've actually made haha

...

>Being this delusional
You are a gigantic faggot and therefore you should kill yourself ASAP, degenerate nigger faggot.

29.469729, -98.626436

If its still there that's where it will be

when i say this thing was a large craft, i don't think it registers in your minds eye just how fucking huge I'm talking about. that's how i know it definitely wasn't from earth, no country has anything that size that can fly. i cant really guess at its altitude but i sweat to god it was like, half the size of a fucking star destroyer

gays can serve in the military

trans people cant

by this logic trans are not gays, and if traps are trans, it means traps are not gay.

you're just insecure.

During a blackout my family and I saw a bunch of orange balls in the sky that spun around each other before forming a vertical line and disappearing.

Was pretty cool.

Thats crazy man. I don't doubt it.

i didnt see any lights. just total absence of light, it blocked out all the stars on a clear summer night in the middle of the desert. no light pollution from any settlements.

>also the one we saw was MUCH fuckin bigger

>2 ded
sounds more like mass missing to me

I saw a guy try to kickflip onto a train, except he messed up so bad that all he did was jump off his skateboard and land on the train, while his skateboard just rolled on underneath onto the tracks.

People believe it but I thought I would share because I still laugh when I think about it. Tried to jump out and stick his hand under and everything.

You fucked a dude dressed as a woman, you're just gay. If you told me you are bisexual i would respect you more but since you're just a delusional faggot you deserve to rot in hell for your degeneration.

I once was woken up by my grandmother in middle of the night. I dont even live with her.. i was like "granny what are you doing here?".. she replied "i wanted to givr you a kiss before catching the last bus".. then she kissed me and left. I was confused but went on sleeping. Next morning my parents sat down to tell me granny passed away last night. Then i told em what happened. They didnt believe me said it was a dream. I know what i saw!

I really want to believe these kind of stories... it gives me hope there is an afterlife.

i am bi. im just not attracted to masculinity, also im not the person you were arguing with prior.

So are things with you and your dad any better now?

Fuck off you trigger hound. Go get a life.

Nice digits

I have news for you, King of Denial.

So, a stormtrooper is in jail?

Kys
Retard

did you happen to notice that all the sound disappeared during the sighting, specifically when it got closer to you?

>delusional about your sexuality.
You can put a dress on a male. It's still male. You put your dick inside a male. That is the definition of homosex. The same sex having sex. You, a male, putting your dick inro another male. Stop denying what you are. I would habe more respect for you if you just admit it.

wasnt me, but both parents seem to have forgotten the past, so yes

A generation of gnat spawn nourished by a discarded, forgotten cup of semen.

>command to black bag us
what does this mean?

also those are military blimps most likely. They show up occasionally where I live ( az desert ) - been showing up for at least 10+ years. They started in the mid 2000sI think.

not a deafening of sound, i could still hear the guys talking around me ("wtf is that?!")
the most striking part was that the thing made no sound. at all. no engine noise, jets always have some kind of sonic boom or are extremely loud. this thing made no sound whatsoever

>black bag - make us disappear and tell our families it was a training accident

and im telling you, user. that was not a fucking blimp. it was moving faster than anything ive ever seen and it was half the size of my hometown

By this logic, you are full of shit.
Trans are not allowed in the military because of all the high costs of being a trans- hormone therapy, operations, these things are very expensive. Plus, anyone who needs a steady supply of medication also cannot serve. It's has nothing to do with sexuality. Being gay doesn't cost anyone because it doesn't require medication or operations, so they can serve. So, now you are an educated faggot instead of an ignorant faggot.