Unload your troubles onto me

Adam Morales
Adam Morales

Unload your troubles onto me. Even if it's tough to swallow, I'm used to swallowing huge loads.

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Jason Jenkins
Jason Jenkins

Ya need to find a hobby to keep your hands off your dick

Isaiah Roberts
Isaiah Roberts

use me master!!!!

Christopher Allen
Christopher Allen

I can't get rid of these hiccups.

Juan Stewart
Juan Stewart

Drink water and burp.

Christopher Stewart
Christopher Stewart

I have a hobby but the dick is too strong.
BOO!

Eli Ross
Eli Ross

Not working.

Brandon Carter
Brandon Carter

Playing with your balls is not a hobby

Well I'm out of ideas

Wyatt Walker
Wyatt Walker

I don't play with my balls. I never saw the appeal of that.

Dylan Morris
Dylan Morris

Fine, butthole then

what ever gets you off.

Evan Wright
Evan Wright

I haven't touched my butthole since the tail incident.

Getting off isn't my hobby.

Tyler Moore
Tyler Moore

Well what is your hoby

Joshua Hernandez
Joshua Hernandez

Videogames, chatting to people online and a bit of making stupid videos.

Angel Green
Angel Green

So make some videos, just don't jerk off in them.

I think that's against Youtube's TOS

Carson Ramirez
Carson Ramirez

That explains why they keep getting taken down.
What else am I supposed to make videos about?

Juan Lewis
Juan Lewis

360 no scopes in Halo?

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

Bxr

Connor Fisher
Connor Fisher

I can't play Halo. My friend borrowed by xbox power brick I forgot how long ago, probably 6 months now, and he apparently keeps forgetting to return it.
Also I'm hopeless with a sniper rifle.

Kevin Kelly
Kevin Kelly

Lame

Im going to sleep

Anthony Young
Anthony Young

what do you play mostly

Jaxson Phillips
Jaxson Phillips

Nite.

Kevin Perry
Kevin Perry

I have that problem :/

Oliver Green
Oliver Green

Right now I'm alternating between Horizon 3, My Summer Car, GTAO and Crash Bandicoot.

Owen Turner
Owen Turner

P cute butt.

Jackson Flores
Jackson Flores

out of that i've only played crash bandicoot, what genres are you into?

Robert Jenkins
Robert Jenkins

Racing, shooter, fighting, hack n' slash, platformer, air combat, building, stealth.
There's probably others but that's all I can think of right now.

Andrew Ortiz
Andrew Ortiz

Thanks, I try to keep it in shape.

Jack Reed
Jack Reed

Goodnight, you salty sllllllluts.

Hunter Kelly
Hunter Kelly

Goodnight butt.

Levi Jones
Levi Jones

anyone have PoE here and want to help me?

Hunter Phillips
Hunter Phillips

sure I'll unload in you

Easton Morgan
Easton Morgan

Looks like my bad dragon order has arrived.

Jackson Myers
Jackson Myers

urine

watersports now pls ;3

Hudson Watson
Hudson Watson

that's heavy, bro'man! tbh, I go out of my way not to make serious relation ships to others as I feel like Im betraying my twin. It's somehting i have to get over, but shouldn't it be true that I should be his first love?

Elijah Bailey
Elijah Bailey

he actually plays my summer car

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

Here you go dude.
240 hours and counting.

Bentley Mitchell
Bentley Mitchell

hell yeah! Got my VR headset for the full experience

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

Game doesn't have VR support unfortunately. Probably never will.

Jordan Martinez
Jordan Martinez

240 hours
in my summer car

Landon Sullivan
Landon Sullivan

Half of that is probably because it's the only thing I could be bothered playing when I felt really shitty.

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

the judging is real

Asher Bell
Asher Bell

lets do it irl then

Julian Gonzalez
Julian Gonzalez

This is why I didn't want to share fetishes with you.
I'll have to pass.

Brandon Peterson
Brandon Peterson

angery >:O

William Rogers
William Rogers

how come you kiwis are so sensitive

Ethan Morales
Ethan Morales

Don't be mad. You're free to pee but I don't want to get involved in that.
I don't know about the rest but I'm a sensitive guy.

Parker Wright
Parker Wright

well I was just messing with you m80, I don't care if you play bad games :p

Sebastian Campbell
Sebastian Campbell

nice quads, here's your reward

Aiden King
Aiden King

diffrent strokes I guess :/

Dylan Hernandez
Dylan Hernandez

I thought as much.
It's still true that I'm sensitive.

Jace Parker
Jace Parker

Unload your troubles onto me. Even if it's tough to swallow, I'm used to swallowing huge loads.

MORE FAGGOTRY. FUCK OFF AND DIE, FUR FAGGOT, TAKE IT TO /MLP/

Gavin Lee
Gavin Lee

god I hate you so much

aside from today I haven't seen anything to convince me of that

Luis Hughes
Luis Hughes

How do you recognize him?
I'm sensitive in certain contexts. For example I'm sensitive about how people I really care about feel about me.

Anthony Thomas
Anthony Thomas

I just know, he always replies to me out of nowhere posting charr because he knows I hate it. and I've known him for a while, there's patterns in his text I can recognise
are you saying you care about how I feel about you?

Alexander Ross
Alexander Ross

I see.
People I really care about, as in people I have a strong emotional bond with.
I do care how you feel about me but I'm not sensitive about it.

Nathan Barnes
Nathan Barnes

is that a lot of people?

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

Not at all. Only 2 people that I can think of.

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

maybe one day it'll be 3? I'm sorry I'm not very interesting today, I'm kind of tired

Brayden Moore
Brayden Moore

i'll stop eventually, don't worry
maybe

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

You want to be one of them? I wouldn't be against that.

Connor Turner
Connor Turner

maybe I do, maybe I don't. maybe I'll come stalk you when I come to kiwiland next year

Jackson Hughes
Jackson Hughes

What brings you to kiwiland?

Luis Adams
Luis Adams

for geology honours we spend 2 weeks in your mysterious land. one week in the north island, one week in the south

Eli Parker
Eli Parker

first we're gonna look at rocks here
then we'll look at those rocks over there

Y a w n

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

Neat. Are you going to have much free time or will you have a strict schedule?
Wanna look at the stones in my pants? ; )

Ryan Collins
Ryan Collins

Nah fam, already have a pair I can ogle anytime I want

Thanks tho

Chase Miller
Chase Miller

don't be jelly just cause someone has the chance to do something outside, you'll get out of that basement eventually. you should start while it's early though, you're only what, 50 now?

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

oh yes, I'm sure you could tell me everything about the destruction of the new zealand continental plate

I have no idea to be honest, I'll find out soon when they talk to us about it but I imagine we'll have some free time

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

WHAT SHOULD I EAT FOR BREAKFAST

Connor Wright
Connor Wright

53*

Relax man I'm just kidding, tectonic plates are neat

Wyatt Mitchell
Wyatt Mitchell

penis with a side of more penis
and cereal
bonjour

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

Well make sure you check out, I don't know. There's not much to see in my city. Wellington has Te Papa if you like museums. There's a lot of cool stuff to do around Queenstown.
Cherios.

Zachary Ortiz
Zachary Ortiz

Sorry I don't speak Hindi

Dylan Lopez
Dylan Lopez

de la merde

Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

I'll try and keep you updated on it, maybe you can tell me some places to visit or stalk me instead

Jace Fisher
Jace Fisher

Kula Dick wangu

Faggot

Blake Garcia
Blake Garcia

does that mean you like pee?

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

what is this game called

Michael Reed
Michael Reed

I'll stalk you if you come to New Plymouth. I can't travel around the country unless I happen to be off work at the time.
Read the filename. You can also pee on NPCs, you filthy pervert.

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

penis is for later you faggot stop it
unhealth

John King
John King

if we go past there maybe I'll stop by and say hi to you

Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

penis has pe in it, pee starts with pe

Cameron Stewart
Cameron Stewart

we get it you got abused as a kid go away

Carter Thomas
Carter Thomas

Does pee taste good?
I heard scientist drink it.

Oliver Perry
Oliver Perry

How about muesli?
Awesome
Pestilence also starts with pe

Kevin Miller
Kevin Miller

You'd like that wouldn't you, goddamn weirdo

Grayson Gonzalez
Grayson Gonzalez

maybe
idk if i have any

Cameron Ortiz
Cameron Ortiz

Only one way to find out

Post your results science man

Julian Taylor
Julian Taylor

But I can't just drink my own, that would only satisfy my curiousity.
I'd rather it satisfy something else.
Like being dominated, humiliated and then peed on/in.

Wyatt James
Wyatt James

I just hope I don't interrupt your sheep sex

who?

Jonathan Price
Jonathan Price

He be talking to me lad.

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

you're a science man?

Adam Reed
Adam Reed

You are supposed to know these things.
Fucks sake, you too? I've told that user, I've told Faggotry and now I'm telling you. The farmers fuck sheep, I'm a city boy.

Leo Torres
Leo Torres

Says B.Sc. right here.
Mechatronics & Robotics.

So pee isn't my science.

Ryder Long
Ryder Long

Although I wouldn't exactly call it a science.
But whatever, I'm not complaining.

Ian Johnson
Ian Johnson

way to rain on my parade

isn't that more engineering?

Elijah Green
Elijah Green

do you live in a pineapple under the sea

Camden Reyes
Camden Reyes

That's what I'm saying.
The crappy reward for my studies was a Bachelor of Science title tho.

Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

how's the job future for that, i've got a choice to make soon

Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

I be livin' in this here beautiful city of fucking human trash.

Jacob Nelson
Jacob Nelson

Fine. Let me know when you're coming. I'll steal a sheep and put on a show for you.

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

it could be worse, you could have an ecology degree

David Bennett
David Bennett

see, that's the kind of things you do for your guests

Adrian Mitchell
Adrian Mitchell

I wouldn't normally do it but you're special.

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

My whole 5th semester was an internship at one of the biggest hospitals in Europe and it was fun.
I maintained automated transport systems for blood, packages, pictures 'n shit.
And the pneumatic delivery system, which, since it's been here for 40 years, is pretty fucked up.

Also all medical equipment and machinery got maintained by me.

A week ago I wrote the head of the human resources department for the whole country and he wrote back, saying that the bosses and even the head of the hospital were pleased with my internship and my bachelors thesis.
He is now finding me a job somewhere in the country that fits me perfectly.

They also have places in 78 countries, where I could potentially work in the future.

I'd say it's a win.

Or womens studies.

Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

sounds like a win to me, good going

Carter Collins
Carter Collins

Also you wouldn't believe how many attractive doctors and nurses were running about there.

Dayumn

Ryan Reed
Ryan Reed

xavier

Isaac Bailey
Isaac Bailey

hey hey, focus on the job here, we aren't here to party

Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

renegade

Andrew Barnes
Andrew Barnes

since I'm borderline passing out, I think I might head off, good night all

you're too kind

philosophy

Samuel Sullivan
Samuel Sullivan

Sorry, but this is as furry as I go. Time to shove a dragon dildo up up my butt though.

Ethan Long
Ethan Long

Mountain Drake from Bad Dragon.
That thing, I tell ya.
That thing owns.

Daniel Ross
Daniel Ross

Nite.
Post pics.

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

The tentacle is where it's at. I have a large one and it makes me come so fast it isn't ed ven funny. It's an awesome warm up toy but I generally pop on it..
Sadly I haven't shaved in like a week so no pics. Having a 50 hour a week job stink.

Kevin Moore
Kevin Moore

That thing looks brutal. You have experience with it?

Wyatt Ramirez
Wyatt Ramirez

It feels so good being smooth again after being a little hairy. I'm such a horny little slut after shaving.

Jose Anderson
Jose Anderson

Oh cool my entire post disappeared.

Ya I have one with a suction cup. Comes only in one size and I'd say it's medium, compared it to my kippy kaline beforehand and it didn't seem too bad.

The textures come pretty strong on this one and you can feel it too, pretty awesome.
I stuck it to my bathroom wall and bumped against it the other day, felt pretty good, came pretty hard from it.

I have the winsons tail, they seem pretty similar I think.

Jayden Foster
Jayden Foster

Just quit my job and dont have anything lined up asap for new work. Wut do?

Logan White
Logan White

I'd like to ask your advice on something but it's really late and I have to go to bed.
Maybe some other time.
Look for a job.

Cameron Richardson
Cameron Richardson

Get a hobby or two and do them daily so you don't degrade.
Do some shit kind of maths puzzles or crosswords to keep sharp.

Get an app where you can tick your daily habits and hobbies so that you do do them daily.

Routine is important.

Joshua Morgan
Joshua Morgan

Good night.
I'll remind you of that then.

Grayson White
Grayson White

emlalock.com/?page=friend&id=icq34vssqkjv9of3h0fj

if you got a minute, i'd appreciate if you added a day lol

Wyatt Hall
Wyatt Hall

Was thinking of working out and doing yardwork for a week or so

Ian Fisher
Ian Fisher

Was also trying to find the time to use this

Jonathan Moore
Jonathan Moore

Reptiles needed here.

Adrian Hughes
Adrian Hughes

cant believe adults do this instead of making money

Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

<Complains about people posting on this thread.
<Posts in thread.
Brain God.

Asher Morales
Asher Morales

Scales are cute

Xavier Hernandez
Xavier Hernandez

thats fuckin hot

Blake Cox
Blake Cox

<

Jordan Walker
Jordan Walker

My mom choked me when i was 7

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

She was high or something
Having a flashback or a midlife crisis or something
She .ever hit me very much. But she traumatized me other ways

Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

but they are making money

Austin Cox
Austin Cox

For the sake of my foreskin I would have gassed all the jews. Being a dom with a cut skinny dick feels bad.

Isaiah Wright
Isaiah Wright

my feet hurt.

Caleb Collins
Caleb Collins

I wanna be him

Owen Murphy
Owen Murphy

wew saved

Jose Edwards
Jose Edwards

I got my tip in my mouth once, but it's way to much work so I never bothered doing it again.

Aiden Jones
Aiden Jones

thats hot and frustrating. Nice pic. I am nowhere near as flex to even attempt that

Zachary Nguyen
Zachary Nguyen

i ended up falling sleep before i knew i was asleep

Jeremiah Evans
Jeremiah Evans

how does that work?

Hudson Allen
Hudson Allen

you've gotta be really tired and pass out at your computer desk i believe

Levi White
Levi White

When I was in my teens I could go all the way down. Haven't done it in a long time now. I think I could get my whole head, but I don't really care to try. Need to find some cute boi to get succ'd.

Sebastian Wilson
Sebastian Wilson

thats hot and I agree I need a qt myself

Grayson White
Grayson White

bump

Jaxson Gutierrez
Jaxson Gutierrez

Post dragon people.

Logan Ross
Logan Ross

I'm enjoying this thread

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

That is literally all you used to talk about you Faggot Kirby.

Alexander Williams
Alexander Williams

I can't control my Johnson maaan

Nicholas Miller
Nicholas Miller

what is?

chemical castration

Anthony Gutierrez
Anthony Gutierrez

Hope everyone's day is going better than mine

My car got towed :(

Joseph Howard
Joseph Howard

ahahaha holy shit this is the most autistic thing I've ever read.

Daniel Ward
Daniel Ward

Nah, I prefer to keep it. I like it.

Hudson Allen
Hudson Allen

Hiya everyone.

Ethan Garcia
Ethan Garcia

You'd still keep it, it just wouldn't work

Don't worry it's reversible

Levi Watson
Levi Watson

fucking idiot.

Ryder Ward
Ryder Ward

Lol the only two benefits to my dick is how hard it gets and the thickness, take those away and it's all over.

Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

Who pissed in your cereal?

Cameron Phillips
Cameron Phillips

Easy, just become a bottom, you won't need it then anyways

Blake Morales
Blake Morales

hiya mr. oversized dick, what up

Gavin Morales
Gavin Morales

Lol as I posted that popped into my mind. Doesn't seem too bad.

Bentley Martin
Bentley Martin

i like the casual, thoughtless callousness of it

James Lopez
James Lopez

Now you're getting it :)

Pic related is having a blast, he doesn't need his dick for that~

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

mmm pissy callous cereal

Dominic Cox
Dominic Cox

Word
Sign me up! I'm excited

Zachary Edwards
Zachary Edwards

What happened?

Nolan Campbell
Nolan Campbell

this is quite humorous

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

everyone on my team is a dipshit because they wont stop focusing enemy tanks.

James Hughes
James Hughes

Isn't that a quote from Xavier renegade Angel?

Connor Sanders
Connor Sanders

that kinda blows

Mason King
Mason King

Nothing much. Just tilting really hard on League of Legends.

Christian Thompson
Christian Thompson

me too
fuck this game

Evan Sanchez
Evan Sanchez

I don't know why I keep coming back to it.

Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

yeah, i know that feel

Levi Perez
Levi Perez

more like league of awful

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

me bequeathed thee, the psycho-pathological hand you down

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