Unload your troubles onto me. Even if it's tough to swallow, I'm used to swallowing huge loads.
Unload your troubles onto me
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Ya need to find a hobby to keep your hands off your dick
use me master!!!!
I can't get rid of these hiccups.
Drink water and burp.
I have a hobby but the dick is too strong.
Playing with your balls is not a hobby
Well I'm out of ideas
I don't play with my balls. I never saw the appeal of that.
Fine, butthole then
what ever gets you off.
I haven't touched my butthole since the tail incident.
Getting off isn't my hobby.
Well what is your hoby
Videogames, chatting to people online and a bit of making stupid videos.
So make some videos, just don't jerk off in them.
I think that's against Youtube's TOS
That explains why they keep getting taken down.
What else am I supposed to make videos about?
360 no scopes in Halo?
I can't play Halo. My friend borrowed by xbox power brick I forgot how long ago, probably 6 months now, and he apparently keeps forgetting to return it.
Also I'm hopeless with a sniper rifle.
Im going to sleep
what do you play mostly
I have that problem :/
Right now I'm alternating between Horizon 3, My Summer Car, GTAO and Crash Bandicoot.
P cute butt.
out of that i've only played crash bandicoot, what genres are you into?
Racing, shooter, fighting, hack n' slash, platformer, air combat, building, stealth.
There's probably others but that's all I can think of right now.
Thanks, I try to keep it in shape.
Goodnight, you salty sllllllluts.
anyone have PoE here and want to help me?
sure I'll unload in you
Looks like my bad dragon order has arrived.
watersports now pls ;3
that's heavy, bro'man! tbh, I go out of my way not to make serious relation ships to others as I feel like Im betraying my twin. It's somehting i have to get over, but shouldn't it be true that I should be his first love?
he actually plays my summer car
Here you go dude.
240 hours and counting.
hell yeah! Got my VR headset for the full experience
Game doesn't have VR support unfortunately. Probably never will.
in my summer car
Half of that is probably because it's the only thing I could be bothered playing when I felt really shitty.
the judging is real
lets do it irl then
This is why I didn't want to share fetishes with you.
I'll have to pass.
how come you kiwis are so sensitive
Don't be mad. You're free to pee but I don't want to get involved in that.
I don't know about the rest but I'm a sensitive guy.
well I was just messing with you m80, I don't care if you play bad games :p
nice quads, here's your reward
diffrent strokes I guess :/
I thought as much.
It's still true that I'm sensitive.
Unload your troubles onto me. Even if it's tough to swallow, I'm used to swallowing huge loads.
MORE FAGGOTRY. FUCK OFF AND DIE, FUR FAGGOT, TAKE IT TO /MLP/
god I hate you so much
aside from today I haven't seen anything to convince me of that
How do you recognize him?
I'm sensitive in certain contexts. For example I'm sensitive about how people I really care about feel about me.
I just know, he always replies to me out of nowhere posting charr because he knows I hate it. and I've known him for a while, there's patterns in his text I can recognise
are you saying you care about how I feel about you?
People I really care about, as in people I have a strong emotional bond with.
I do care how you feel about me but I'm not sensitive about it.
is that a lot of people?
Not at all. Only 2 people that I can think of.
maybe one day it'll be 3? I'm sorry I'm not very interesting today, I'm kind of tired
i'll stop eventually, don't worry
You want to be one of them? I wouldn't be against that.
maybe I do, maybe I don't. maybe I'll come stalk you when I come to kiwiland next year
What brings you to kiwiland?
for geology honours we spend 2 weeks in your mysterious land. one week in the north island, one week in the south
first we're gonna look at rocks here
then we'll look at those rocks over there
Y a w n
Neat. Are you going to have much free time or will you have a strict schedule?
Wanna look at the stones in my pants? ; )
Nah fam, already have a pair I can ogle anytime I want
don't be jelly just cause someone has the chance to do something outside, you'll get out of that basement eventually. you should start while it's early though, you're only what, 50 now?
oh yes, I'm sure you could tell me everything about the destruction of the new zealand continental plate
I have no idea to be honest, I'll find out soon when they talk to us about it but I imagine we'll have some free time
WHAT SHOULD I EAT FOR BREAKFAST
Relax man I'm just kidding, tectonic plates are neat
penis with a side of more penis
Well make sure you check out, I don't know. There's not much to see in my city. Wellington has Te Papa if you like museums. There's a lot of cool stuff to do around Queenstown.
Sorry I don't speak Hindi
de la merde
I'll try and keep you updated on it, maybe you can tell me some places to visit or stalk me instead
Kula Dick wangu
does that mean you like pee?
what is this game called
I'll stalk you if you come to New Plymouth. I can't travel around the country unless I happen to be off work at the time.
Read the filename. You can also pee on NPCs, you filthy pervert.
penis is for later you faggot stop it
if we go past there maybe I'll stop by and say hi to you
penis has pe in it, pee starts with pe
we get it you got abused as a kid go away
Does pee taste good?
I heard scientist drink it.
How about muesli?
Pestilence also starts with pe
You'd like that wouldn't you, goddamn weirdo
idk if i have any
Only one way to find out
Post your results science man
But I can't just drink my own, that would only satisfy my curiousity.
I'd rather it satisfy something else.
Like being dominated, humiliated and then peed on/in.
I just hope I don't interrupt your sheep sex
He be talking to me lad.
you're a science man?
You are supposed to know these things.
Fucks sake, you too? I've told that user, I've told Faggotry and now I'm telling you. The farmers fuck sheep, I'm a city boy.
Says B.Sc. right here.
Mechatronics & Robotics.
So pee isn't my science.
Although I wouldn't exactly call it a science.
But whatever, I'm not complaining.
way to rain on my parade
isn't that more engineering?
do you live in a pineapple under the sea
That's what I'm saying.
The crappy reward for my studies was a Bachelor of Science title tho.
how's the job future for that, i've got a choice to make soon
I be livin' in this here beautiful city of fucking human trash.
Fine. Let me know when you're coming. I'll steal a sheep and put on a show for you.
it could be worse, you could have an ecology degree
see, that's the kind of things you do for your guests
I wouldn't normally do it but you're special.
My whole 5th semester was an internship at one of the biggest hospitals in Europe and it was fun.
I maintained automated transport systems for blood, packages, pictures 'n shit.
And the pneumatic delivery system, which, since it's been here for 40 years, is pretty fucked up.
Also all medical equipment and machinery got maintained by me.
A week ago I wrote the head of the human resources department for the whole country and he wrote back, saying that the bosses and even the head of the hospital were pleased with my internship and my bachelors thesis.
He is now finding me a job somewhere in the country that fits me perfectly.
They also have places in 78 countries, where I could potentially work in the future.
I'd say it's a win.
Or womens studies.
sounds like a win to me, good going
Also you wouldn't believe how many attractive doctors and nurses were running about there.
hey hey, focus on the job here, we aren't here to party
since I'm borderline passing out, I think I might head off, good night all
you're too kind
Sorry, but this is as furry as I go. Time to shove a dragon dildo up up my butt though.
Mountain Drake from Bad Dragon.
That thing, I tell ya.
That thing owns.
The tentacle is where it's at. I have a large one and it makes me come so fast it isn't ed ven funny. It's an awesome warm up toy but I generally pop on it..
Sadly I haven't shaved in like a week so no pics. Having a 50 hour a week job stink.
That thing looks brutal. You have experience with it?
It feels so good being smooth again after being a little hairy. I'm such a horny little slut after shaving.
Oh cool my entire post disappeared.
Ya I have one with a suction cup. Comes only in one size and I'd say it's medium, compared it to my kippy kaline beforehand and it didn't seem too bad.
The textures come pretty strong on this one and you can feel it too, pretty awesome.
I stuck it to my bathroom wall and bumped against it the other day, felt pretty good, came pretty hard from it.
I have the winsons tail, they seem pretty similar I think.
Just quit my job and dont have anything lined up asap for new work. Wut do?
I'd like to ask your advice on something but it's really late and I have to go to bed.
Maybe some other time.
Look for a job.
Get a hobby or two and do them daily so you don't degrade.
Do some shit kind of maths puzzles or crosswords to keep sharp.
Get an app where you can tick your daily habits and hobbies so that you do do them daily.
Routine is important.
I'll remind you of that then.
if you got a minute, i'd appreciate if you added a day lol
Was thinking of working out and doing yardwork for a week or so
Was also trying to find the time to use this
Reptiles needed here.
cant believe adults do this instead of making money
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Scales are cute
thats fuckin hot
My mom choked me when i was 7
She was high or something
Having a flashback or a midlife crisis or something
She .ever hit me very much. But she traumatized me other ways
but they are making money
For the sake of my foreskin I would have gassed all the jews. Being a dom with a cut skinny dick feels bad.
my feet hurt.
I wanna be him
I got my tip in my mouth once, but it's way to much work so I never bothered doing it again.
thats hot and frustrating. Nice pic. I am nowhere near as flex to even attempt that
i ended up falling sleep before i knew i was asleep
how does that work?
you've gotta be really tired and pass out at your computer desk i believe
When I was in my teens I could go all the way down. Haven't done it in a long time now. I think I could get my whole head, but I don't really care to try. Need to find some cute boi to get succ'd.
thats hot and I agree I need a qt myself
Post dragon people.
I'm enjoying this thread
That is literally all you used to talk about you Faggot Kirby.
I can't control my Johnson maaan
Hope everyone's day is going better than mine
My car got towed :(
ahahaha holy shit this is the most autistic thing I've ever read.
Nah, I prefer to keep it. I like it.
You'd still keep it, it just wouldn't work
Don't worry it's reversible
Lol the only two benefits to my dick is how hard it gets and the thickness, take those away and it's all over.
Who pissed in your cereal?
Easy, just become a bottom, you won't need it then anyways
hiya mr. oversized dick, what up
Lol as I posted that popped into my mind. Doesn't seem too bad.
i like the casual, thoughtless callousness of it
Now you're getting it :)
Pic related is having a blast, he doesn't need his dick for that~
mmm pissy callous cereal
Sign me up! I'm excited
this is quite humorous
everyone on my team is a dipshit because they wont stop focusing enemy tanks.
Isn't that a quote from Xavier renegade Angel?
that kinda blows
Nothing much. Just tilting really hard on League of Legends.
fuck this game
I don't know why I keep coming back to it.
yeah, i know that feel
more like league of awful
me bequeathed thee, the psycho-pathological hand you down