Unload your troubles onto me. Even if it's tough to swallow, I'm used to swallowing huge loads.
Unload your troubles onto me. Even if it's tough to swallow, I'm used to swallowing huge loads
Ya need to find a hobby to keep your hands off your dick
use me master!!!!
I can't get rid of these hiccups.
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Drink water and burp.
I have a hobby but the dick is too strong.
BOO!
Not working.
Playing with your balls is not a hobby
Well I'm out of ideas
I don't play with my balls. I never saw the appeal of that.
Fine, butthole then
what ever gets you off.
I haven't touched my butthole since the tail incident.
Getting off isn't my hobby.
Well what is your hoby
Videogames, chatting to people online and a bit of making stupid videos.
So make some videos, just don't jerk off in them.
I think that's against Youtube's TOS
That explains why they keep getting taken down.
What else am I supposed to make videos about?
360 no scopes in Halo?
Bxr
I can't play Halo. My friend borrowed by xbox power brick I forgot how long ago, probably 6 months now, and he apparently keeps forgetting to return it.
Also I'm hopeless with a sniper rifle.
Lame
Im going to sleep
what do you play mostly
Nite.
I have that problem :/
Right now I'm alternating between Horizon 3, My Summer Car, GTAO and Crash Bandicoot.
P cute butt.
out of that i've only played crash bandicoot, what genres are you into?
Racing, shooter, fighting, hack n' slash, platformer, air combat, building, stealth.
There's probably others but that's all I can think of right now.
Thanks, I try to keep it in shape.
Goodnight, you salty sllllllluts.
Goodnight butt.
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anyone have PoE here and want to help me?
sure I'll unload in you
Looks like my bad dragon order has arrived.
>urine
watersports now pls ;3
that's heavy, bro'man! tbh, I go out of my way not to make serious relation ships to others as I feel like Im betraying my twin. It's somehting i have to get over, but shouldn't it be true that I should be his first love?
>he actually plays my summer car
Here you go dude.
240 hours and counting.
hell yeah! Got my VR headset for the full experience
Game doesn't have VR support unfortunately. Probably never will.
>240 hours
>in my summer car
Half of that is probably because it's the only thing I could be bothered playing when I felt really shitty.
the judging is real
lets do it irl then
This is why I didn't want to share fetishes with you.
I'll have to pass.
angery >:O
how come you kiwis are so sensitive
Don't be mad. You're free to pee but I don't want to get involved in that.
I don't know about the rest but I'm a sensitive guy.
well I was just messing with you m80, I don't care if you play bad games :p
nice quads, here's your reward
diffrent strokes I guess :/
I thought as much.
It's still true that I'm sensitive.
>Unload your troubles onto me. Even if it's tough to swallow, I'm used to swallowing huge loads.
MORE FAGGOTRY. FUCK OFF AND DIE, FUR FAGGOT, TAKE IT TO /MLP/
god I hate you so much
aside from today I haven't seen anything to convince me of that
How do you recognize him?
I'm sensitive in certain contexts. For example I'm sensitive about how people I really care about feel about me.
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I just know, he always replies to me out of nowhere posting charr because he knows I hate it. and I've known him for a while, there's patterns in his text I can recognise
are you saying you care about how I feel about you?
I see.
People I really care about, as in people I have a strong emotional bond with.
I do care how you feel about me but I'm not sensitive about it.
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is that a lot of people?
Not at all. Only 2 people that I can think of.
maybe one day it'll be 3? I'm sorry I'm not very interesting today, I'm kind of tired
i'll stop eventually, don't worry
maybe
You want to be one of them? I wouldn't be against that.
maybe I do, maybe I don't. maybe I'll come stalk you when I come to kiwiland next year
What brings you to kiwiland?
for geology honours we spend 2 weeks in your mysterious land. one week in the north island, one week in the south
>first we're gonna look at rocks here
>then we'll look at those rocks over there
Y a w n
Neat. Are you going to have much free time or will you have a strict schedule?
Wanna look at the stones in my pants? ; )
Nah fam, already have a pair I can ogle anytime I want
Thanks tho
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don't be jelly just cause someone has the chance to do something outside, you'll get out of that basement eventually. you should start while it's early though, you're only what, 50 now?
oh yes, I'm sure you could tell me everything about the destruction of the new zealand continental plate
I have no idea to be honest, I'll find out soon when they talk to us about it but I imagine we'll have some free time
WHAT SHOULD I EAT FOR BREAKFAST
53*
Relax man I'm just kidding, tectonic plates are neat
penis with a side of more penis
and cereal
bonjour
Well make sure you check out, I don't know. There's not much to see in my city. Wellington has Te Papa if you like museums. There's a lot of cool stuff to do around Queenstown.
Cherios.
Sorry I don't speak Hindi
de la merde
I'll try and keep you updated on it, maybe you can tell me some places to visit or stalk me instead
Kula Dick wangu
Faggot
does that mean you like pee?
what is this game called
I'll stalk you if you come to New Plymouth. I can't travel around the country unless I happen to be off work at the time.
Read the filename. You can also pee on NPCs, you filthy pervert.
penis is for later you faggot stop it
unhealth
if we go past there maybe I'll stop by and say hi to you
penis has pe in it, pee starts with pe
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we get it you got abused as a kid go away
Does pee taste good?
I heard scientist drink it.
How about muesli?
Awesome
Pestilence also starts with pe
You'd like that wouldn't you, goddamn weirdo
maybe
idk if i have any
Only one way to find out
Post your results science man
But I can't just drink my own, that would only satisfy my curiousity.
I'd rather it satisfy something else.
Like being dominated, humiliated and then peed on/in.
I just hope I don't interrupt your sheep sex
who?
He be talking to me lad.
you're a science man?
You are supposed to know these things.
Fucks sake, you too? I've told that user, I've told Faggotry and now I'm telling you. The farmers fuck sheep, I'm a city boy.