Unload your troubles onto me. Even if it's tough to swallow, I'm used to swallowing huge loads

Unload your troubles onto me. Even if it's tough to swallow, I'm used to swallowing huge loads.

Ya need to find a hobby to keep your hands off your dick

use me master!!!!

I can't get rid of these hiccups.

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Drink water and burp.

I have a hobby but the dick is too strong.
BOO!

Not working.

Playing with your balls is not a hobby

Well I'm out of ideas

I don't play with my balls. I never saw the appeal of that.

Fine, butthole then

what ever gets you off.

I haven't touched my butthole since the tail incident.

Getting off isn't my hobby.

Well what is your hoby

Videogames, chatting to people online and a bit of making stupid videos.

So make some videos, just don't jerk off in them.

I think that's against Youtube's TOS

That explains why they keep getting taken down.
What else am I supposed to make videos about?

360 no scopes in Halo?

Bxr

I can't play Halo. My friend borrowed by xbox power brick I forgot how long ago, probably 6 months now, and he apparently keeps forgetting to return it.
Also I'm hopeless with a sniper rifle.

Lame

Im going to sleep

what do you play mostly

Nite.

I have that problem :/

Right now I'm alternating between Horizon 3, My Summer Car, GTAO and Crash Bandicoot.

P cute butt.

out of that i've only played crash bandicoot, what genres are you into?

Racing, shooter, fighting, hack n' slash, platformer, air combat, building, stealth.
There's probably others but that's all I can think of right now.

Thanks, I try to keep it in shape.

Goodnight, you salty sllllllluts.

Goodnight butt.

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anyone have PoE here and want to help me?

sure I'll unload in you

Looks like my bad dragon order has arrived.

>urine

watersports now pls ;3

that's heavy, bro'man! tbh, I go out of my way not to make serious relation ships to others as I feel like Im betraying my twin. It's somehting i have to get over, but shouldn't it be true that I should be his first love?

>he actually plays my summer car

Here you go dude.
240 hours and counting.

hell yeah! Got my VR headset for the full experience

Game doesn't have VR support unfortunately. Probably never will.

>240 hours
>in my summer car

Half of that is probably because it's the only thing I could be bothered playing when I felt really shitty.

the judging is real

lets do it irl then

This is why I didn't want to share fetishes with you.
I'll have to pass.

angery >:O

how come you kiwis are so sensitive

Don't be mad. You're free to pee but I don't want to get involved in that.
I don't know about the rest but I'm a sensitive guy.

well I was just messing with you m80, I don't care if you play bad games :p

nice quads, here's your reward

diffrent strokes I guess :/

I thought as much.
It's still true that I'm sensitive.

>Unload your troubles onto me. Even if it's tough to swallow, I'm used to swallowing huge loads.

MORE FAGGOTRY. FUCK OFF AND DIE, FUR FAGGOT, TAKE IT TO /MLP/

god I hate you so much

aside from today I haven't seen anything to convince me of that

How do you recognize him?
I'm sensitive in certain contexts. For example I'm sensitive about how people I really care about feel about me.

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I just know, he always replies to me out of nowhere posting charr because he knows I hate it. and I've known him for a while, there's patterns in his text I can recognise
are you saying you care about how I feel about you?

I see.
People I really care about, as in people I have a strong emotional bond with.
I do care how you feel about me but I'm not sensitive about it.

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is that a lot of people?

Not at all. Only 2 people that I can think of.

maybe one day it'll be 3? I'm sorry I'm not very interesting today, I'm kind of tired

i'll stop eventually, don't worry
maybe

You want to be one of them? I wouldn't be against that.

maybe I do, maybe I don't. maybe I'll come stalk you when I come to kiwiland next year

What brings you to kiwiland?

for geology honours we spend 2 weeks in your mysterious land. one week in the north island, one week in the south

>first we're gonna look at rocks here
>then we'll look at those rocks over there

Y a w n

Neat. Are you going to have much free time or will you have a strict schedule?
Wanna look at the stones in my pants? ; )

Nah fam, already have a pair I can ogle anytime I want

Thanks tho

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don't be jelly just cause someone has the chance to do something outside, you'll get out of that basement eventually. you should start while it's early though, you're only what, 50 now?

oh yes, I'm sure you could tell me everything about the destruction of the new zealand continental plate

I have no idea to be honest, I'll find out soon when they talk to us about it but I imagine we'll have some free time

WHAT SHOULD I EAT FOR BREAKFAST

53*

Relax man I'm just kidding, tectonic plates are neat

penis with a side of more penis
and cereal
bonjour

Well make sure you check out, I don't know. There's not much to see in my city. Wellington has Te Papa if you like museums. There's a lot of cool stuff to do around Queenstown.
Cherios.

Sorry I don't speak Hindi

de la merde

I'll try and keep you updated on it, maybe you can tell me some places to visit or stalk me instead

Kula Dick wangu

Faggot

does that mean you like pee?

what is this game called

I'll stalk you if you come to New Plymouth. I can't travel around the country unless I happen to be off work at the time.
Read the filename. You can also pee on NPCs, you filthy pervert.

penis is for later you faggot stop it
unhealth

if we go past there maybe I'll stop by and say hi to you

penis has pe in it, pee starts with pe

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we get it you got abused as a kid go away

Does pee taste good?
I heard scientist drink it.

How about muesli?
Awesome
Pestilence also starts with pe

You'd like that wouldn't you, goddamn weirdo

maybe
idk if i have any

Only one way to find out

Post your results science man

But I can't just drink my own, that would only satisfy my curiousity.
I'd rather it satisfy something else.
Like being dominated, humiliated and then peed on/in.

I just hope I don't interrupt your sheep sex

who?

He be talking to me lad.

you're a science man?

You are supposed to know these things.
Fucks sake, you too? I've told that user, I've told Faggotry and now I'm telling you. The farmers fuck sheep, I'm a city boy.