ITT: Pleb filters

ITT: Pleb filters

>i rate quentin tarantino

plebiest director of all time

I agree. Anyone who enjoyed this piece of shit masquerading as """art""" is a massive pleb.

Pic not related OP?

Also what are some actual pleb filters movie like pic related?

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But plebs love this flick you IQlet
Its the biggest hit among tumblr teens since Black Swan

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> tfw when op fell for the pleb filter
baka senpai

better photography than neon demon

I agree.

>Pleb filters

every time you post a picture of her I print it out and cum on it

oh gosh, thats lewd

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

t-that doesn't look very safe

ledecky as hobgoblin in all-female spiderman when?

I have some bad news for you, user...

holy shit that trainer needs to be fired

??

is that bullying? that sounds like bullying ;_;

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Neon Demon IS a good film.

Anyone disagreeing is a virgin.

you might be gay

dlt ur posto

for you

Paul Thomas Anderson, Alejandro Inarritu, Quentin Tarantino, Alfonso Cuaron, Nicolas Winding Refn, Steve McQueen

These are all the directors that pseuds who know nothing about movies flock to and call great

this

lol tumblr teens hate this

check ur fact m8

get back to jerking over bergman flicks and thinking you're smart cuckboi

>bergman

Looks like somebodies going gay tonight

>greentext

pleb filter
trash

pleb filtered

>Sup Forums

>procrastination

I actually found Neon demon photography pretty boring (with some obvious exceptions), hated all those post imposed lensflares. I actually loved OGF photography

But she's ugly.
Is this a meme? I usually like memes but this one confuses me.

SHE ISN'T UGLY AND ITS NOT A MEME, YOU'RE JUST A BULLY

Reservoir dogs is a pretty good flick user

But I mean she is I don't understand

>an endless cycle of masturbation

NO SHE ISNTTTTTTTTTTT

Add Fincher and Chink-wook Park to that list

that looks like the torso of my brother user

If you didn't like pic related you're a confirmed ultra pleb.

YEA WELL... UMM

Fincher's at the top of that list fo sho

You nailed it with that film

I can't think of a film better suited to testing whether I will give a shit about someone else's film taste.

Although in a general sense I use this as a pleb filter:

If they ever use these phrases as criticism for a film

>"nothing happens"
>"the characters are unlikeable"
>"it's style over substance"

The fuck are you talking about? Just because a director achieves some modest mainstream success doesn't mean they're not legitimately good. Fincher has made some amazing films.

I like the photography of the Neon Demon but its actually lazy as hell once you realize its just a copy cat of Suspira

She comes off as "obtainable" to very lonely people, so they fall in love with her.

why am i gettin a boner

What Michael Cera movie is this?

The Neon Demon feels natural compared to Susperia.

>multigold medalist world record holder from a rich family and attending Stanford
>"""""""""obtainable""""""""""""

"Comes off as"

don't fight it

No Nolan?

You say that as if it's easy to produce beautiful cinematography if you can use something as an example.

If that was the case then every sci-fi film after 2001: A Space Odyssey should have been just as beautiful. They could just copy from that, right?

Explain what's amazing about Fincher's flicks

THATS NOT MICHAEL CERA, STOP IMPLYING THAT SHES A BOY

the ultimate pleb filter is creating a thread about pleb filters. hell, even commenting on one designates pleb status.

*present user excluded

Actually, now that you mention it, you're right. Michael Cera has a far more feminine body than whoever that guy is.

SHE
ISNT
A
GUY

>she
When will this tumblr nonsense end?

SHE IS LITERALLY A GIRL, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A WEBSITE FOR SHITTY .GIFS

I agree, it's absolute kino

How very progressive of you. None of us are falling for it.

Neon Demon is literally kinography

IM NOT PROGRESSIVE, I AM NOT EVEN REGISTERED TO VOTE OK

No shit. No adult would confuse that thing for a chick.

is this a good thing or a bad thing?

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HEY BUDDY, ILL AHV EYOU KNOW I ORDER OFF THE ADULT MENU AT PIZZA HUT

ultimate pleb filter

why can't all waifus have a body like this

If you need to jerk off, just watch porn. You're an adult. No need to sit through fake art to get to the wank material.

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I've seen it 3 times and never even got a boner. Fuck off retard.

Because then they wouldn't make for very good waifus.

Oh, you're gay? I guess your opinion is irrelevant then.

She is very dedicated to her sport and it those are the results.

Respire is pleb filter.

That movie is just porn trying to be deep.

pls dont b mean

JUST BECUASE SHE HAS SOME MUSCLE AND IS 6FT DOSEN'T MEAN SHE CANT BE A GOOD WAIFU

Just imagine her getting pounded missionary by a manlet, cradling him in her huge frame like a mother to her small child.

Or maybe it's because when I'm watching a film I'm actually thinking about what I'm seeing on levels beyond "oh look, boobies". Not surprised if that concept is alien to you.

"Trying to be deep" is the last criticism I'd expect to be thrown at BITWC. It's just an ultra-realistic film. Nothing about it is trying to be artsy. The whole "porn" thing I've never understood either. The film is three hours long, only 12 minutes of that running time includes nudity, and the nudity that exists is there for a reason.

>dumb Sup Forums autist ruins the thread

Sup Forums is literally fucking cancer

literally a perfect waifu

t-thats lewd

Yeah, he's right. You sound like a fag. I'm guessing you were raised by a single mother in the 90s.

what a nice thing to say :3c

If your waifu exists on a three dimensional plane you're cancer tbqh.

Those are some sharp arguments you got there bud, good job. And you're incorrect.

Gotta be a long movie, no pleb will sit through lawrence of arabia

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Observations aren't arguments. This isn't reddit. I don't need to prove you wrong.

>And you're incorrect.
Nuh uh!

What's a pleb filter

Can she kick me in the nuts and subdue me?