ITT: The absolute worst fucking foods in existence

ITT: The absolute worst fucking foods in existence.

I'll start: mushrooms.

Pickles (Unpopular opinion I know)

mushrooms are all thats bad everything else is ok

Nice dubs btw

pickles are tolerable i dont dislike em i can force one down but mushroom even a strong scent can make me throw up my organs

Weird, I don't mind pickles if it's just that. But if you put them on anything I get sick, I peronsally only like mushrooms in soup.

>mushrooms are terrible
Literally How? They just taste like whatever the hell you're cooking them in.

Fuck you OP. I love mushrooms.

The white mushrooms they sell in America? Utter shit. But there are many delicious mushrooms to eat in other parts of the world, especially East Asia.

Celery

>loves mushrooms
>binge eats pickles
>eats onions how you would apples

I think.... idk. all food is good. I'll be back, maybe.

I think we can agree that Kale is fucking awful.

We don't all eat one type of mushroom. The US is a big country.

brussel sprouts

Anything with onion in- or on it, I don't know what your damage is if you like that sharp pungent shit in anything.

Eggplant....seriously shit tier food....only redeemable version is in lasagna and even that's a stretch

It really depends on who is preparing them. Normally it's bad, but some people have surprised me and made them taste good.

Brussel sprouts and cabbage

Durian

GREEN PEPPERS!

I love tomatoes. But tomato juice makes he gag.

bacon (no bait)

Mayonnaise was invented by a man who wanted to see the extinction of all human life.

You are all faggots who probably love Mayonnaise because it reminds you of the Semen you guzzle by the gallon.

Texture means something when you're not a goddamn cow

beef

mix tomato sauce with mayo, put on chips, no regret

I prefer miracle whip.

I used to like bacon, but now I can hardly stand it.

Instant regret.
This

>mushrooms
>bad
>mushrooms
>bad on pizza
kys or i'll do it for you

Try to eat this shit straight outta the can and you'll be crying for mushrooms

>eats onions like apples

Is it anything like anchovies? I can eat those like nothing.

They are not even that nice whats wrong with you

Homemande french Dijon's mayo is good, but I can't stand those from supermarket

That is almost identical to Mayonnaise, and is still loving Semen-like substances in your mouth.

Just be honest and come out of the closet faggot. Your family already knows and won't care.

My grandpa used to do that. Onions and salt meant the world to him.

No, thank you. That fucking putrid odor of rotten garbage isn't appealing at all

White chocolate.

Nice dubs hitler. Too bad you're wrong about white chocolate.

Only in America

It's just fat, it doesn't even taste like chocolate

White chocolate is an insult to chocolate. There is absolutely no ingredient used that could justify the term "chocolate" being used.

Those are available in Belgium and France too, but it's shit

Finally a connoisseur

Fuck celery.

Yeah! What it's ever for us! It's just chewable water.

the smell and taste of ketchup makes me want to die

So you'd like that pizza with only cheese?

Cauliflower looks like Lettuce with HPV.

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onions unless they are in a cube

Looks gross. But completely tasteless. You can prepare if with anything really.

The best kind of pizza

cilantro

This shit is disgusting. Chips shouldn't taste that awful. It feels like eating cardboard.

chicken wings:

20% sauce
30% meat
20% bone
30% fat and tendons, veins, and cartilage

I meant crisps.

Cocoa butter? From the cocoa pods? That they named chocolate after?

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Kind of defeats the point.
>Here, have this cardboard saturated with vitamins and water.
Pass

Fuck Vienna sausages
Like little processed unwashed dicks

Tofu. It just shouldn't exist at all. It tastes like overdate milk.

I know right, what's not to love

pizza with pineapple

You're thinking of moussaka, not lasagna.

You take that back.

Nah, lasagna with eggplant or spinach is a thing man, sadly

Brussel Sprouts

Nuff said

Not sure how OP can stomach these, but he swears by em'

Or he could actually be thinking of eggplant lasagna

Bacon's fucking gross. If it's cooked crispy, it's like eating dry wood. If it's cooked softly, it's like eating slimy chunks of raw fat. I never understood.

people who like pineapple on pizza are the people standing in the middle of a bukkake session

yes. fuck celery

I know they're almost the same thing, but I like Miracle Whip and hate mayo.

>30% fat and tendons, veins, and cartilage
That's the best part.

fuck pineapple on pizza. that's gross

Boneless wings are good though

pickled celery is bliss

Sausage is made from HIV+ African baby meat.

Fucking Rhubarb! I mean who eats a food where parts of it are poisonous fucking retards

Also Salad Cream

those are fucking disgusting. also the ones with peanut butter

Jesus this so much.

I beg to differ, I prefer fucking them on the table. I don't like to hurt my pizza

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This... I like white chocolate occasionally. But it bothered me when I found out it isn't even really chocolate at all.

soup is worse

Well cooked in syrup then cut in dices to make a pie, it's kinda good

Pretty much chicken nuggets.

i eat massive amounts of raw onion. if i ever eat beans, i will have them with a whole onion on the side and then spend the next 24h farting. lief.

you have never had a good soup then

Holy Shit thank you. That stuff tastes fucking vile.

This guy knows what's up also nice filename

RIP toilet
RIP dignity

i eat almost anything. ANYTHING.

but will not go anywhere near mayo. be it home made or whatever, i hate that shit.

I like cilantro. But I guess to a lot of people it tastes like soap. Some weird genetic thing.

I love long black shapes in my mouth.

Salami looks like pepperoni, tastes like someone fucked up.

But chicken nuggers don't usually have that delicious sauce. Still better than bone in though.