/asean/: I want a wife

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El ForetANO

Bonjour!

mintak mak;
isteri seorang;
saya mau kawin kerna dh tak tahan ;^)

السَّلاَمُ عَلَيْكُمْ وَرَحْمَةُ اللهِ وَبَرَكَاتُهُ

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TITIT PEYANG

stop being brown

saiz pe tu?
hahahaha!!

Fact: Hitomi Tanaka grows as she gets older
>year 2040, Granny Tanaka with gigantits owo

I'm glad that impersonator is gone.

stop being a non-country.
pick a side la, France or Netherlands?

My wife

>2:04
why Belgium was created

youtube.com/watch?v=nYiOCctlPR0

Also recommend watching the whole video, Al Murray might act like a typical ignorant lower class UKIP voter, but he's smart in his jokes.

WE WUZ INVITED TO /ASEAN/ N SHEEIT
Ah, kys

Selaman datang, mata sipit!
Ah, kys.

mala ren hamkacham

bath?

HOL UP WE WUZ BRITS 'N SHEEEIT
Hello, colony 12 Hong Kang.

SOMBATH SOMOPHONE IS A GOOD REFORMIST THAT LAOS NEEEED!

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flipbros how do i get a foreign gf?

any advice?

bee urself

I think the same but unironically. Good reformists (especially civil soviety) are needed all the time in any country.

YES! I DO BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE SOME COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT INVOLVEMENTS THAT SURROUND HIS DISAPPEARANCE.

>Islamic socialism
wut

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_socialism

Talk too much, you'll disappear.

>Islamic socialism is a term coined by various Muslim leaders to describe a more spiritual form of socialism. Muslim socialists believe that the teachings of the Qur'an and Muhammad—especially zakāt—are compatible with principles of economic and social equality. They draw inspiration from the early Medinan welfare state established by Muhammad. Muslim socialists found their roots in anti-imperialism. Muslim socialist leaders believe in the derivation of legitimacy from the public.

Self explanatory.

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people always i cannot become a little girl because I'm a boy, I say "fuck you" to all of them and fly away to become princess

fuck off

saiz kau abe
hahaha

You can be a princess once you eat cock

>But, user, I can't let you in my room if you're still living with your parents. I want a strong independent man, not a crybaby boy in my life.

i want my toothache gone

Slap her and tell her to learn her place.
>555

>So, user. *Gulp* you got a job yet? Stop asking your parents for allowance. You graduated years ago. You should be earning for yourself by now and giving me foods.

>No indon making semen padang thread on Sup Forums
I'm disappointed

When will this asean meme end? It's literally a shit copy of EU and no country is significant in any field

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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None of Indons here browse Sup Forums famalam.

Gommunism will remove kebabs. Glory! News at 10.

>When will this asean meme end?

as soon as it's not a meme anymore

I fucking hate newfags.

How do you feel about itasha cars?

> Megacorruption case e-ID card
> lost my ID-card

JUST

How long you've been here senpai?
>Tfw used to shitpost in Bahasa Indonesia thread in text board.
What the fuck am i doing with my life.

Literally who: the general

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can I marry a southeast asian muslim girl? how do they feel about arab guys?

Got meme'd into Sup Forums in 2009. Took some break from it many times, now please remove your proxy Taufik.

You'll get better chance in Malaysia, especially if you are the son of an oil sheik and very handsome.

Malaysia would welcome you.

FUCK
MARRY
KILL

Recruit all to party.

Who else here don't live in city/urban area? I live in a bumfuck nowhere next to a town of 20000 people.

MY FUCKING SIDES.
My mom also force me to marry her chosen girl if I'm 27 and still single.

Si kancil meloncat. Gooooool!

headpat, headpat, ignore

What if you get a qt? Wouldn't that solve everything?

Friend Kill Marry

ngelawak gan?

got an important test tommorow at uni, wish me luck guise

I wouldn't argue with quads

The problem is me. I can get qt Indog gf easily if I want to.
But I'm not ready to start my own family yet. I want to enjoy my free independent life a little bit more.

FYI the girl that my mom want to introduce to me is Med Student.

you're not gonna make it.

W-why you have to be so harsh senpai, miracle happens sometimes ..

You have a job or something?

Med students are wild in the sack, you're set for life. Just tell the bitch your sick fetishes, she'll either be put off or both of you can enjoy it. Either way its a win win for you. If she's put off you're free to do whatever if she likes it you can have kinky sex all your married life.

>is Med Student.

My brother actually has a qt Welsh gf. I think he mentioned that they met on omegle lmao

Stop browsing Sup Forums.

Fuck, Anal, Fuck.

well then, will do unironically if i pass this one, just wish me luck and i'll say farewell to you guys

>It's literally a shit copy of EU
But asean came first.

Good luck then.

Of course I have.

Sorry, she's already graduated.
So, she's basically a doctor now.

Befriend, befriend, befriend

kahkahkah lawak be ni!
balik kelate ke malam ni?

*poof* no more teeth = no more toothache

not real, not real, not real

Are you good looking? Is the doctor qt?

Why are you lying, you lesbian?

hahaha ye kut

this, pls respond indonon

Not lying at all, I swear! I don't want to genuinely romance anyone.

>Are you good looking?
Slightly better than average I guess. Only slightly.
My imouto's girl friend told her that I'm similar to Glenn Alinskie. (I don't see any similarity, 2bh).
>inb4 I'm not chinks

>Is the doctor qt?
My mom is not some kind of person who will hand over her beloved son to ordinary girl.
Seriously though, my mom is too possessive of me.

That's enough guys. I'm not gonna continue my blog posting.

You only feel sexually attracted to your own drawings, amirite?

I'm like one of those Japanese female artists like Tsunako when it comes to drawings. I simply think the girls are cute as long they don't do things like sex. :)

Don't you want to do things like sex?

Why would you deserve this med student user ?

No, but I do know things about it. One person in the past threads called me a sexually repressed person.

Every girl secretly wants the BFC
Big Forêt Cock

What do you know when you don't want to things like it?

>lying on the internet

>What do you know when you don't want to things like it?
I don't know the reason clearly but:
1. I'm still a virgin at 21 and still unsure about romance.
2. Personal family and religious reasons. My family thinks porn is not good, however I tale some researchs about it without having anyone else knowing why.

Honest question, do you love the gook?

I like him as a friend only.

Well, he is clearly in love with you and this is how you repay him? Do you want him to hang himself?

So you all are making asean great?

I don't want to romantically flirt with everyone, I just want to be liked by everyone and make lots of friends.

You should try sticking a decently sized tube in your poon just to see how it feels.
Trust me, I'm a sex conoisseur.

Wow even if you'll still be virgin in the end? Anyway you should listen to this sexpert .

It's haram. My family thinks It's okay to talk about sex as an education topic but not okay for everything else. It is even prohibited to have sex before marriage.

You should try it at least once, I heard it feels GOOOOOOOD.