Situation here

Anthony Nelson
Anthony Nelson

Situation here. Looking to buy a shoehorn that I can take with me. Unless I will be looked at as gay af.

Any of you GUYS that hate to tie laces have shoehorns with you in your backpack?

Should I show that I have a shoehorn with me if anyone wants to borrow it or should I hide it?

John Cook
John Cook

gay af op, why do you take off your shoes in public so often.

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

Just use your fingers fucks sake

Brayden Garcia
Brayden Garcia

take your shoes off at home. keep them on when you're not home

Luke Gonzalez
Luke Gonzalez

When I get to work I need change pants. Then when work ends I change back.

I am. It's just so tight my fingers hurt. My shoes need to be tight cause if they arent they give a squeeky sound when I walk.

Isaac Sanders
Isaac Sanders

Are you fat?

Elijah Thomas
Elijah Thomas

I'm not. I just hate to tie and untie my laces. Tying your laces is more gay than using your fingers. But a shoehorn I dont know.

Samuel Reed
Samuel Reed

leave it in your locker at work then. thats acceptable. carrying it around in your backpack really isnt

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

If you want one that's as long as the one in the picture - that's retarded and you deserve to be laughed at. Also generally if you use one outside of your home its the same deal. That said, I have one in my locker at work but it's as long as my palm with extended fingers. It's pretty useful and I don't destroy the back of the shoe by stomping my foot inside.

Easton Price
Easton Price

why don't you buy slides or slip on shoes?

Leo Lopez
Leo Lopez

real men walk around with their laces untied

Gavin Torres
Gavin Torres

I work at different places every day. I cant buy 10 shoehorns dude. And I dont even have lockers at the places I work.

Ryder Fisher
Ryder Fisher

Ha-ha - YOU FAT FUCK

Eli Nguyen
Eli Nguyen

then you have to live with having to tie your shoes. maybe watch some youtube tutorials about it

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

Thing is; I am working with "retards" so I dont want to show where I work in public so I change to my workclothes when I get to work.

I work with heavy machinery so I need to change shoes and clothes.

Nicholas Rivera
Nicholas Rivera

quit your job

Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

Are you old?

Nolan Allen
Nolan Allen

I know how to tie my shoes. It just seem unnecessary when you have shoehorns. But I dont want to look like the rest of the retards at my work if anybody sees me with a shoehorn.

~30years.

I am trying to find other jobs in the future. But not right now

Robert Martin
Robert Martin

I BET YOU CAN'T REACH YOUR FUCKING SHOE LACES - WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR OWN COCK - YOU SWEATY FAT FUCKER?

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

i mean honestly just the fact that you are so socially unaware that you dont know if you'd look retarded or not

Carter Howard
Carter Howard

There are pocket shoehorns you dummies.

Benjamin Green
Benjamin Green

what is so retarded about a shoehorn with you? I think I have seen one have one OUTSIDE their backpack.

Jeremiah Rivera
Jeremiah Rivera

is a 30 year old really crying online about how he doesn't want to have to tie his shoes? hahahaha

where's your mum? get off Sup Forums

Carson Stewart
Carson Stewart

If anybody can explain why, other than "it's something you have at home not with you."

Landon Thomas
Landon Thomas

might aswell post some advice while i'm here laughing at OP:

why dont you just tuck your shoe laces into your shoe? then you don't tie them, and they're out of the way. Has it taken you 30 years to discover this?

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

Just wear your work shoes, to work. And stop being a fag

Thomas Hall
Thomas Hall

I told you. My shoes gives a squeeky sound when I walk if not tied hard and corretly.

Christopher Wright
Christopher Wright

its like walking around with a tinfoil hat or a blade. sure you can do it but it looks like youre a fucking weirdo

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

say you brought a knife every day to work with you, would you also need to carry something to sharpen it with? just in case it ever became blunt? No you wouldn't because it's unnecessary

for the same reason you don't wear a hat on top of a hat, you don't bring a shoe horn with you every where you go, or if you're going to bring a shoe horn, why don't you take a map and a compass? why not a hip flask full of water? why not a pillow for when you sit down?

why don't you answer these questions and i'll answer why you dont need to bring a shoe horn

Matthew Rogers
Matthew Rogers

super selfconcious ocd neet detected

David Hall
David Hall

you should take a shoe horn with you ever where you go

also remember to get a shoe horn case and a shoe horn extendable attachment

also don't forget a telescopic sight on the shoehorn, and don't forget a flash light attachment

don't forget to get grip for the handle, as well as a water based lubricant

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

OP, here's some life advice: never go to Sup Forums for life advice.

Logan Lewis
Logan Lewis

But we are talking about a shoehorn which saves alot of time for me. If I use my fingers it takes like 30seconds to get my shoes on. And my fingers bleed afterwards.

Lincoln Edwards
Lincoln Edwards

Would you ever walk around with squeeky shoes? Of course you wouldnt. Nobody would.

Liam Cruz
Liam Cruz

is this thread bait :(

Caleb Evans
Caleb Evans

id buy non squeeky shows in the first place

Eli White
Eli White

Jesus you are a neurotic faggot OP. No one cares where you work. You are inflating your self worth, no one cares about how you look with your shoes. Autismo

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

Wait... let me get this straight. You are too lazy to tie and until your shoes, so you want to carry around something that hasnt been a "thing" in 50+ years?

The reason shoe horns even existed in the day was because leather dress shoes didnt flex much, even when untied. Now the only people who still use a shoe horn are morbidly obese people (who cant bend over) and ancient dinosaurs (who cant bend over). Screw being gay, a shoehorn basically makes you look lazy and crippled

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

The start is legit. But the answers after are kinda bait.

Wyatt Wilson
Wyatt Wilson

I've bought a set of two a long and a short one, the long one stays at the flat the short one goes with me on adventures.

Zachary Reed
Zachary Reed

I am to lazy to tie my shoes. But I'm not fat. I can't be the only one with this "problem" wanting to look somewhat ordinary if shoehorns are not acceptable in public now can I?

William Bailey
William Bailey

I will add that in certain parts of the country EVERYONE carries a large unconcealed knife. Not having a knife means 1 of 2 things. You are from out of town or you arent 18, in which case you are probably still carrying a pocket knife.

Kayden Young
Kayden Young

so untie your fucking shoe you lazy fucking retard... You work with retards so you change clothes...

From this thread, it appears you are actually working in the correct place and should wear that uniform with all the retarded pride and joy you can

Gabriel Bell
Gabriel Bell

i just figured out what a shoehorn did.

Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

I'm thinking to buy a short one aswell. But the longer that is acceptable. I would go with the long one any day.

Nathaniel Rogers
Nathaniel Rogers

Like this.

David Mitchell
David Mitchell

it was just an example fag, sorry you live in the jungle. i live in a civilized country so the thought of someone carrying a blade is absurd

Adrian Jones
Adrian Jones

THinking about a short black plastic one so it don't stand out to much.

Gabriel Bailey
Gabriel Bailey

I might look like a retard working with retards. But I don't feel like one.

Dominic Taylor
Dominic Taylor

How about you buy shoes that fit properly? Retard.

Christian Morales
Christian Morales

find old gift card
keep in wallet
use as shoe horn
?????
profit

Lucas Sanders
Lucas Sanders

With the short one acceptance is irrelevant, no one will notice anyway. Also the long ones are unpractical for transportation. Still they make a nice self defence accessory just in case.

Xavier Ortiz
Xavier Ortiz

Don't buy plastic it'll break

Aaron King
Aaron King

Didnt think about selfdefence. But the metal ones could do some damage.

Caleb Mitchell
Caleb Mitchell

Or you could just get pic related.

Liam Williams
Liam Williams

Situation here. Looking to buy a shoehorn that I can take with me. Unless I will be looked at as gay af.
Any of you GUYS that hate to tie laces have shoehorns with you in your backpack?
Should I show that I have a shoehorn with me if anyone wants to borrow it or should I hide it?

Sometimes it's banal sounding things that remind me of the crazy that is Sup Forums.

Try >>>/fag/ for answers.

Luis Bennett
Luis Bennett

Alright OP, do whatever the fuck you want but here is the deal:

No one carries a fucking shoehorn around!

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