You will never have a girl want your dick this bady

You will never have a girl want your dick this bady

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Pic of this fattie?

this bitch sounds crazy dude. You're fucked lol

Sounds like my younger sister trying to get herself beneath my bed sheets.

prove it

run nigga, run before it's too late

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Let me guess, you fucked her once cuz hey thats what guys do. Now she's gone into psycho attached mode.

Moral of the story: don't stick your dick in crazy

dont put dick in crazy user

Na I have actually fucked her more than 50 times.

She's actually pretty funny in a raised by the internet type of way

pic of this slam pig? how old are you guys 14?

dude, your mom said it's ok. go get her.

your name is fucking joseph you faggot

The only correct response is show me that shaved pussy and ass first. I want to see that you are ready.

I'm 22 she is 19

No options left OP, gonna have to put something in her.

>joseph

It's actually Joey I don't why she called me that. Probably to get my attention

Tell her to shave

Got a knee you could crack a skull with, this one

Na I'm into bush. I like the way it smells

make her write Alex on her boob Joseph you faggot

This seems like bullshit. Why would she not include face? This just seems too... scripted. I'm calling fake.

Even so... post more of her nudes!

ikr, she will be called Knee, the skullcracker

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

That's not how a picture looks in ios fucking faggot

Probably because she knows I occasionally post her on Sup Forums.

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It literally is

she is hot

Eh fair enough. Each to their own

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Check your updates you retard, I don't even have an iPhone and I know you're stupid. This is also not legit though, Sup Forums is just being Sup Forums again

Lol this op's a faggot

Na
Grats on not being a retard

I am looking at my phone right now you fucking faggots, all that shit above the picture (today, details, time) is not fucking there. He copied and pasted from his photos

I'm not good at spotting fakes. What gives it away?

wtf she's desperate, ask her to bring a friend

I mostly just don't buy that any 19 year old chick would be dripping to hang around a 22 year old that needs his mom's permission and uses Moana as an excuse. There's at least one part of this story that isn't accurate

If you keep draging this bitch along she is gonna kill you in your sleep the sec. she sense you getting bored with her.

so yeah, go for it.

Being this dumb

I agree with the moms excuse thing but the moana thing was just a joke. However the "I have to clean my room" excuse is something a teenager would say

I literally have to clean my room. It's disgusting. Robot tier

Yeah but I can't imagine any of my friends (all 22-23) even mentioning Moana, it's not on our radar y'know?

OP is long gone now that we caught him in his bullshit.

As the other guy this tard was arguing with, thanks. I have an S7 so I couldn't prove the point myself. Fucken maroons man

You are god damn stupid, if you can't figure out how wrong you are, I can't help you.

soooo... dubs decide now or what?

This is cringe worthy

See

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no, please elaborate

"to each their own", asshole
different, useless meaning when the words aren't ordered properly, languages work like that

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Waaaaow

Send her this

SO FUCKING FAKE KYS OP

I can't make this shit up

The dubs implore you

Why would I? You sound like a dreamy neckbeard that is angry I got an incestuous sister and you don't. I ain't about to green text our relationship for your fapping satisfaction. Git gud, inbred cuck.

WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU FUCKING DID
SAGE

the last and only time I had an ex this thirsty she wanted me to bareback and I think it was an attempt to get pregnant, this "has to be rite nao"

wrap your shit and put in her pooper user

Eject my nigga

Yes you can tard.

I did. One sec. awaiting response

+1 for enabling crazy bitches

why don't you just give her the damn dick?!

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I didn't know any niggers named Joseph until today!

>be me
>had/have 2 bi bitches wanting sex (messaging me_
>have no place or time to fuck
>virgin

yeah she seems pretty hot. Don't really understand why you don't just fuck the shit outta her

you're 22 and your mommy has to say yes to your friends coming over and makes you tidy your room?

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Man this story is gonna be way cooler on the news

>covfefe
>tomorrow

nigger wtf are you doin

direct her to this thread

Lol
Sucks to suck. Don't worry man. It isn't worth it.

We dated for several months.

This is her after 8 days of no contact. I drunkenly decided to call her last night. Lulz ensued

this.

jesus, now i know why you don't want to fuck her

This is how you get murdered OP, chick is insane.

But hey, don't take my word for it, I only got stabbed with a kitchen knife when at 16years old when a broad came over who was insanely infatuated with me and I told her shit was getting wierd.

DIE WITH ME user; I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU; YOU MUST DIE WITH ME.

GG.

my ex was like this and i found out she cheated cause i didnt give her enough attention

not worth it op

Ive definitely had a bitch this crazy. The sex is fun but it never ends well. Good luck OP. Have fun with the "fake" pregnancy tests. Also make sure you flush ur condoms.

Show us the panties she is going to wear!

If this thread is real you're retarded
>enabling a psycho girl
>psycho girl has your mother's phone no.
the longer this continues the more likely you are to get actually properly murdered

I've all so had 2 chicks confess their love n I haven't fucked them yet.

then

I mean, I'd be in it for the keks and pussy.

But man... That bitch is scary as fuck.

Tell her to shave that snatch and get us some more pics. Don't be a faggot now OP.

She has aids and she wants to pass it on to as many people as possible

But that's just a theory

a THOT theory

I've had a bitch want it that bad. if she's that thirsty, she'll let you do anything. Anal, ATM, photoshoot. I say bring the bitch over, and share your adventure. See how far she'll degrade herself for you.

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the warning lights are going crazy, just like that bitch, block her or something

Why is her arm so fucking long. Fucking alien no wonder she wants to go over so bad. She's gonna probe you faggot.

>flush condoms
fuck. never thought of that bitches might actually do this kind of shit

too bad she's fat

> slips of condom
> pricks condom

> Now babies with insane-murderous-super-clingy-controlling-psycho broad

You don't understand? Really don't?

See If you call that fat you're fucking gay

Already have a wife.