hey can any non-autistic fags help me lose my virginity? Its way past due time to get my shit wet but bitches in this city act up. I already tried looking escorts from Craigslist and it was complete failure. what can I do guys
Hey can any non-autistic fags help me lose my virginity? Its way past due time...
Find a hooker or a very good trap.
son did you even read OP
First tip, stop talking like a goddamn idiot. Enunciate your words and for fucks sake stop using phrases like "Bitches be acting up"
Talk like a white dude, pull your pants up and wear a belt, be polite, and don't go on dates with the intention of sex that'll come naturally if manage to charm a girl.
but if you're just looking for sex? Grab couple of hundred bucks and get a hooker. For 200 bucks they'll do anything you want them to do.
Go to a strip club, for the right price strippers will blow you in the champagne room. Done it many times.
This is the internet, cunt. I also was writing in a rush. Trust me lol I can speak eloquently. That isn't the problem. Quite obviously there's no girl willing to be FWB out there like that, however I'm asking what are good outlets to get girls and then work on dropping their panties. Get it? For the life of me I cannot find a decent whore over here
Go to amsterdam's red light district faggot
You're a goddamn hopeless idiot.
and you're a useless faggot, fuck off
not that hooker shit, but those fetish sites for singles and cheaters and all?
or just tinder, hot or not, that sort of thing.
unless you live in the middle of fucking nowhere there should be a few girls that are looking for dick.
any sites you know of or recommend? I swear tinder is rigged or some shit because I only get bot matches. I even liked every girl for 5 minutes straight there's no way I didn't get one match
Everyone on this site is a virgin.
We can help you but we need a picture to see what we're working with.
Lower your standards. That's all it takes. Most fat chicks are ready for dick at any time.
try an Actual escort site or system, not DudesAndCopslist
this is true
I mean I don't exclusively look for 10/10's but I won't go for like a 2/10 that will physically cause Me to vomit
but bitches in this city act up
nice excuse nigger.
Quite obviously there's no girl willing to be FWB out there like that
Well I am 16 and im going to have sex next week
oh you must be one of those " I RESPECT ALL WOMEN" types, huh?
HELP ME AHHHH
unfortunately i am a loyal fag, i don't do that shit, so i don't know which ones are actually good.
But like the other user said, i don't know what you are looking after, but some girls really aren't that hard to get.
i lost my virginity back then being a 185cm 110kg fat fuck that's a motherfucking meme machine. and i'm dutch so the lenght i had was pretty average.
not that she was the prettiest or lightest but hey, we had fun.
tried looking escorts from Craigslist
use backpage. you fucking virgin fagget.
women for men section nigger
cut you hair wear long jeans and longer sleeves. or KYS
lol watching the Sopranos at this very moment
didn't back page get fagged? it was the same fake pages and scams on there anyway. There was some good ones but I thought the site got compromised so I stopped going on it.
East or West Coast?
No, craigslist has been dead for years,.they took away the adult escort section on bp, but you can easily get an escort from bp on the women for men sec, be are ready to pay and dont be scared loser.
Close to Florida?
two options, user.
lower standards or get richer.
both have a 100% chance of sexual success.
one option, escort or hooker
this fagget will never get laid on his own.
does this fit your standard?
I wear shorts because people compliment my calves but I do wear jeans or lookalike jeans a lot. I need a good haircut I'm tired of the same shit over and over I grew it out so I can cut it all around but the top and gel it back. But when I go out I usually gel it and it looks nicer..this was a bad hair day lol
I visit there but no
same fagging so hard
get a better shirt. and cut the hair asap. then get an escort
My hair sucks ass no matter if it's cut or not. Any good ideas for a style? I'm not getting the plain shape up with 2 1/2 length lmao
I've got quite a few long shirts that look good too btw
i don't see how an escort wouldn't work out. you must 1. be ugly and 2. seem strange.
you must inattentive and dumb 1. you don't read or know how to 2. if you did you'd see that I said CL and BP got fagged and have no good hookers on it anymore
you never gonna lose that v-card, fuck boy.
ok faggot takes one to know one
I need some details so I can give you some advice.
How old are you?
Are you attractive? Honestly. Are you overweight? Do you consider yourself a stylish man? You should be getting a haircut every other week.
What city do you live in, and how is the bar scene?
ooh nice burn
I will take your anal virginity, problem solved.
like your dick burning from buttfucking your dad
already posted pic, this fag will never lose the v-card.
i bet he will be in late 20's if he lucky, some slam pig.
i'm the user you replied to.
the fact you think cl and bp are fagged and have no good hookers on it anymore shows how much you fail at meeting up with any hookers on those sites at all. you don't want it bad enough.
sure, your city might not have many posters. sure, most of the posters might be ugly. yet you still put yourself in your position. you don't want it bad enough. it's not the same in every city. you wanna succeed using those sites then play your cards right or move to a bigger city with more options.
you're still probably not generally attractive in your pictures. and you probably come off as more on the weird side when you talk to them through text.
OK, I will be rough with you though so make sure you bring your lube of choice
with euros in your pocket and pick a girl of the shelf
Wow some actual good
fucking advice instead of half the cunts on here. Round of applause for Mr user of the day over here
Obviously the issue here is you. If youve tried as much as you say you have, you are the problem. Eat healthy. Get fit. Make money. Other than that, i cant help your autistic situation, bud. Youre hopeless.
I never said I've tried with an actual girl. I just haven't had luck finding any decent hookers with the current situation as it is. My actual problem is lack of experience with women not due to ugliness or autism I just don't know what to do
Go outside and socialize you autistic nigger faggot! Be urself, make her smile, make her laugh. Stop being a panzy cuck.
Betafag will ALWAYS be beta.
I will now. I stopped for a while because the last girl I was messing with emotionally traumatized me for being a fake cunt and using me. Thanks for the push user
I never said I've tried with an actual girl
taking things out of context
even if you don't know what to say, or just don't have anything to say, you should still feel comfortable in female presences. this is the main thing. you need to feel good about yourself enough so that you don't feel bad about yourself around them for one reason or another.
when i'm around girls they usually feel like they aren't worthy, or they want to have fun with me in some way. they create competition around me and it becomes a mess. don't engage in this with other dudes you know. stick with yourself, even if you see other guys around you advancing in relationships with chicks around you, their views on you won't really change. if they want you they want you. so it's not just about talking or speaking. a lot of it is your looks and how you choose to move/behave.
whatever you do try to get the best benefits from everything you do. example, such as video games, you can dumb down and just play... or when you have free time you can play and you can learn how your and other player's patterns of thinking emerge. you can understand why the developers chose to have things a certain way to level out the playing field. you can use drilling and grinding in-game and apply that system of thinking to real life shit so you can become more efficient at what you do.
this kind of thinking should only make everything else that much easier, so long as you apply yourself to that thinking. but understanding this is the first part. be comfortable around girls by being comfortable with your life. <---- that's the objective.
I wish I had an award to give you. Fuck another great piece of advice. I think its my past trauma kicking In and I'm expecting and terrified of rejection Even when I try to convince myself I don't care and I have but it outlasts me. I can feel my body physically twitching and freezing up when I catch myself in a situation just because I have no fucking clue what to do and my mind accepts that I rather do that than the complete wrong thing and appear as an idiot