Going an An Hero

Going an An Hero.

Not looking for 'don't do it'.

Need painless ideas. Of course google tells me nothing of substance.

I can get a hold of most anything in pill form I just lack the education.

>google tells me nothing of substance.
You're a fucking liar. A half-decent search should've landed you on lastallhope.com or many of its cousins.

Don't be a pussy and swallow pills and hide in the closet like a little pussy faggot puss. Go out with a bang bitch. If it ducks that badly for you do something worthy. Wreck your car around town go on a long police chase head for the nearest train depot fucking sprint and give the world a final fuck you finger and leap into a moving train splattering the ensuing police with blood guts and nightmares!! Bitch.

Gee, perhaps many of the sites were filled with bullshit asshole.

Please, tell me what's wrong with LostAllHope.com.

you're obviously too retarded to even kill yourself if you've come to Sup Forums for help.

Sigh. This is pointless.

Your right.

Byebye.

do a flip

try the williams method
might be painfull but worth it

I'd kill myself too if I didn't know how to use Google.

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Take a gram of oxycontin then drink drain cleaner. The oxy will numb the pain, and you will OD, the draino will make it so the hospital can't pump your stomach and charcoal will do nothing. Crush up the pills and parachute them, it will be an awesome high for about 30 min then when you start nodding chug that acid.

Insulin

by raiding, idk know about the pain but sure is a fun way to go

hose in exhaust pipe
tape to create seal
other end of hose in car window
sit in car and run engine
PROFIT???

Dont leave like a faggot and at least tell us your last story about what pushed you to do this so these Sup Forums kiddos wont end up like you.

do a martix

No! There's so much to life you can look forward to, mate!

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Dick stuck in ceiling fan is pretty original....... why don't you try that???

Wow. The replies are filled with nothing but autistic fags. You dumbasses telling hem ways to kill himself while provoking him will never get laid...

this is the kind of content that keeps making me browse Sup Forums.

Go all out bro, spend all your cash on escorts and travel somewhere nice. Get shitfaced, get high as fuck, enjoy your last day. Theeeeen kill yourself.

Just make some chlorine gas lol

That requires having money and/or personal transportation

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