what do you say when you cum b?
What do you say when you cum b?
WINTER IS COOOOOOOOMMIIIINNNGGGG
time for tendies
If you tell the police I'll kill you
The name of whoever I'm cumming to, usually Guts or Jon Snow
it appears ejaculation has occurred, i must clean my genitals post haste
cum in my hand and say hee when look around truw it in her face and scream spiderman!
Cuming inside you daddy
Yo Gabba Gabba
TAKE THIS NUT YOU FAT NIGGER!!
aaaaaand boom goes the dynamite
"Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!"
Oh fuck the condom broke
Niggers tongue my anus
I WANNA SEE OTHER PEOPLE
Ahoy, moisturizer me captain
PEDOPHILE ACHIEVEMENT HERE I COMEEEEEEEEEEE
IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE TO BAKE A PRETTY CAKE
I am cum
THE JUICE IS LOOSE! THE JUICE IS LOOSE!
I love you, son
I just fucking scream as hard as I can till I'm red in the face "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Followed by a "BlarNekNek"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand boom goes the dynamite.
Winter is here
I miss the times when my load would fit on the tissue. I still put the tissue on my table like i did when i was younger, but i usually cum all over the fucking table.
Some might say it's a blessing, but if you're not getting your dick wet anyways then it's just additional hassle.
Wanna feel something warm?
I usually say, okay get out
"Here comes the airplane"