Hey Sup Forumsros i need help keeping myself awake after an all-nighter

Hey Sup Forumsros i need help keeping myself awake after an all-nighter

inb4 coffee since it never works anymore

Just don't sleep? Keep active, don't lay down.

Why are you staying awake? Whatd you pull an all nighter for? Dont you know sleep is important?!

Go to the gas station and find an energy drink called "Red Line". You're welcome.

working on a script for a class due tomorrow
can't risk missing any of my classes so i cant oversleep

Wash the back of your neck with ice water.
Try eating some hot chiles.

You can only stay awake so long. Make some apoogies and go to sleep.

Just lie down and close your eyes for a minute. Afterwards you feel refreshed and ready to make it through the night.

Just keep doing something if it day outside go for a walk, your body will stop the production of melatonin!

Not sure if it exists in our gas stations, or convenience stores for that matter.

The joys of being in a third-world country

They're so potent and chock full of shit that it says right on the bottle to only drink half at a time

Gimmie the 100 words summary of the script pls

Shit is like cocaine in a bottle

Remember how angry ww2 makes you

Put yourself in the trenches
Imagine you're being targetted for thehighest profile assassination
Plan how you can avoid it

Pretend someone is trying to kill all the humans and you are the obly one who xan aave them

Have you tried delicious meth?

Ill give that a try thanks user

basically spells out cardiac arrest in the label

nothing special, just a typical story with a moral

imagination's low when your stress is high

nah, i promised myself that I'd live a clean life

Fucking nerdy ass bookworm.

thanks

The fuck is a typical story. Could you be any more vauge? Whats the moral??

break open a benedrex inhaler from like walmart or in drug store

soak the cotton in a drink for about 30-45 min

drink, dosage may vary*

enjoy all the benefits of sleep deprivation that you crave, and the nasty side effects that come with it

if you cant get drugs or whatever, dont try to figure out excuses for getting sleep. its all in your mind.

the story's about an user who's too nosy in OP's shit that OP doesnt even care much about

the moral is to not give a fuck
also, OP is a faggot

this works can approve

I heard meth might help keep you awake and cocaine keeps you alert. Try a cocktail of the two.

I like that story :^) i hope OP gets the best grade for it. He deserves it!

Thanks anons definitely trying this

Try no-doz or other caffiene pills. Take 6 of them and tell me you can still sleep.