Is there a way to not look like a virgin your first time...

Is there a way to not look like a virgin your first time? I'm talking to this really horny chick and we're gonna hang out soon but I really don't want to look like a fucking idiot when we have sex so does anyone have any tips?

Tell her to grab your dick and put it in her pussy so you don't look like a retard trying to find it.

lol that's the plan, but as far as trying to look smooth or make her at least kinda enjoy it, wtf do I do?

Don't cum too early, try to jerk off before. If you are about to cum then try switching positions to buy you more time.

Know how to put on a condom?

make her go on top

Don't worry about it. Enjoy the experience, do not rush, play with her tits, tell her how pretty she looks, et cetera. Enjoy the ride, don't rush to squirt.

Why do you even care what a slut thinks?

Yeah I do.
What should I be doing while I'm on the bottom?
I don't think I'll come too soon, I'll have a few drinks and I just got my dick sucked at a strip club and couldn't even bust.

Just tell her. If she's really that horny and experienced she'll have fun making you her bitch.
Also choke her. Now im not talking about windpipe obstructing im talking about carotid artery choking... Like in mma

You are asking the most virgin question in the world, you have no hope.

eat her pussy 1st & make her cum. then even if you blow your load in 20 seconds at least she got hers too.

Idk bro I'm kinda into her and she's into me. feelsgoodman and I don't want to fuck it up

pinch her nipples as hard as you can. makes them have an orgasm instantly.

Nah telling her isn't in the cards. I have to at least kinda look like I know what I'm doing

Pussy feels more much more better than a blowjob. If it's your first time getting pussy then you will bust a nut quick if you don't pace yourself.

kek, I'm not autistic just inexperienced dog

AND FOR FUCKINGS SAKE, DON'T TELL YOU LOVE HER..

Ok I'll try hard not to bust to quick, but what can I do in the moment to not look like a total virgin?

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I get that I sound like a pussy but I've got some game, just no sex game.

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Just tell her what to do and try to seem dominant. If she's being all suggestive and things are getting hot tell her to lay on her back and then take of her pants and eat out. Or tell her to get on her knees and suck your dick, most girls (submissive girls)like being ordered around in sex and if you do that it will make you seem like you know what you're doing. Try and make her cum at least once before you out your dick in her that way no matter how fast you are you'll still have made her cum.

Okay if you dont wanna tell her, try to study up on fingering and how to find the g spot. Eat her out a bit get her wet and stick your middle and ring finger in. If shes excited then youll feel a small ribbed patch on the front side of her vag canal about 2 or 3 inches in. Play around with all her assets and make her cum. After that you can fuck her and cum in seconds and just be like "oh i was just so hot from making you cum" or some bs. If on the other hand you last a long time and make her come again then success, you now have a slut willing to suffocate on your cock.

Just kiss and suck on her neck and collarbone, nibble a little bit on her earlobe, smack her ass a few times, grab her tits. Also know where the clit is.

>I'm not autistic
that's great for you, my friendo

haven't you watched enough porn? do that.

This is some good fucking advice. She already thinks I'm pretty dominant so that's the route I think I should go. Also, I've barely fingered before too so I'm not sure what chicks like, but I'll definitely look it up.

Eat her pussy before you bang her

Watch porn like crazy. Guy on girl.
Monkey see monkey do. Try to study the.girls to see if they are genuinely enjoying themselves or acting. Amateurs are the best

Yeah kissing and shit is probably important from what I've heard. Do chicks really get off to that?

I get mixed opinions on watching porn, a lot of people say trying to mimic porn fucks everything up and sex isn't really like that. Just thought of a good question, what's the difference between porn sex and real sex?

My girl goes crazy when I do that to her. Anytime I wanna have sex I do that to her and we always end up fucking, it doesn't matter what time of the day it is.

Important instruction:
Never ask for anything. Never ask for permission. Do what YOU want and what makes you horny. She can still say 'No'.

You need to do a lot of oral. Otherwise you will cum quick and leave her dissatisfied.

Similar to what another user said, if you're getting close, stop and go down on her for a while

Do something or things which are sexual unexpectedly and she'll get so fucking horny. While fucking her suck on some of her toes. Whenever I've done that with a hookup they've loved that shit.

Pic of her? Also your ages?

>Do chicks really get off to that?

Yes. Take some time and get her butter melted. The hotter you can get her, the better the sex will be.

>>doesn't want to fuck up, asks for advice from Sup Forums

Not true, depends on who is giving the bj and sometimes it can be better than fucking

Can confirm. It drives me wild.

Thanks homie, I'll keep it in mind.
Any tips on giving good oral?

This
And try yo enjoy the oral as much as possible, don't do it like it's purely mechanical because it will get boring eventually

What's up with this pic? My friend sent the exact same pic to a group chat just a few days ago. Is this bitch famous or something or what

Show feet femanon.

No pic, and 20. I know, I fucked up

Go down on her until she can't take any more. Remember that too much pressure can be painful.

This is also good advice

If you get her doggy style try rubbing and spreading her ass while getting your thumb closer and closer to her asshole until you are rubbing it. If she doesn't stop you then slowly try to put your finger in her ass, if she lets you then you are good to fuck her deep in her ass.

She's a pornstar you fuck. Also what was the context when he sent it?

Got any tips?

True, but it could also mean that the girl has a loose pussy.
No problem man, and know where the clit is, it will help you when you go down on her.

Thats what that means???? I never liked doing anal but a thumb in the ass always was my goto. The day after doing the thumb in ass trick the girl had a buttplug in her and i assumed it was so i couldnt fuck her in the ass or put my thumb in there.

Thanks everyone, I benefited from this more than I expected. Gotta head out

Gentle suction. Don't give her hickeys unless she's in to that. Play with her eat cartilage with your tongue. Start kissing from just behind the ear, move slowly down to the side of her collarbone and vice versa. When she's ready, you can smoothly kiss down to her breasts. Work your way slowly to her nipples. Stay around there for a while. Maybe go back to her face. When she's ready, kiss your way slowly down to her vulva. Lick her until she screams. See above warning about too much pressure.

She'll fuck you like a succubus.

Girls who use buttplugs have them in so they can train their ass to get ready for a dick. If this is true then you missed a perfect opportunity

Ear cattilage*

Fuck I can't type today.

I'd say tits or gtfo but this definitely proves you're a female.

You should make another thread later after fucking to let us know how it went

You guys are all telling him to eat her out, but he's never done that before either, and in my opinion sex is easier for guys than giving good head.
When you go down on her, go slow and be gentle. Dont force your face into her pussy, no one likes that. It's gonn be mostly tongue. The best advice I have is to write the cursive alphabet with your tongue on her clit. Everyone who I've given this tip to can make a girl cum easy.

It's what works on me.

No duh she's a pornstar but has she been posted around lately or is popular on Reddit or something.

We were talking about fav pornstars

Most women prefer oral. Lots of women can't orgasm without clitoral stimulation. Take direction. Ask if you can do something better if she's not that in to it. She'll gladly tell you how to get her off.

dude, do you always go down on women you just meet? not afraid of STDs??

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If you're worried about that, use a dentaldam. Regular saran wrap works in a pinch... just don't use the microwave stuff. It's porous.

Just give her the magic finger.