I'm fucking retarded

I'm fucking retarded.
Wen't to a party last night and this ensued.

>party lastnight, was pretty fun haven't been to one in awhile.
>qt's everywhere.
>qt approaches me and we talk for the entire duration i was there.
>she got flirty rather fast, her and i both don't drink so we were sober and just talking about random topics.
>It's getting a little late, i wanted to leave i was getting tired.
>The night before i didn't sleep well so i was bretty tired.
>Tell her im leaving

>"Yeah i'm going to head out, i'm pretty tired."
>"Oh wait let me get your number user!"
>I give her my number, begin for the door
>she is walking with me, don't know why.
>Get to the door

Okay so before moving on, the house was really weird. They had an upstairs in the garage with a bed where my friend sleeps. It was his party, i know him well so i just went through the garage.

>"Wanna go upstairs for a minute? Just to check things out?"
>At this point i'm thinking "No, i want to go home and sleep"
>"Nah i really have to be going"
>"But user, there is a bed in there and everything lets go and check it out!"
>She winked
>"I'm really sorry i have to be going"
>Leave

I got home, took a shower and realized what had just happened when i was taking a shower. I fucking cock blocked myself. Am i fucking retarded? She still won't text me back. God damn i want to kill myself. I go out to have a good time rarely and this is what happens? I fucking cock block myself?

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>I'm fucking retarded.
No user u not retarded u r just gay

Your friend should beat your ass for not fucking in his bed

I told him about it and he is just laughing at me now.

He won't stop and he told everyone. Fuck my life.

maybe the story will reach the girl and she will see that you actually were interested in her.

She doesn't care. I've texted her twice and i called her once. Fucking hell

What did you text her

you should not call her...

give it a few days, maybe her phone dead, maybe she's busy. worst turn off to a girl is incessant text/calling. play it cool. YOU rejected HER (albeit accidentally) therefore you have the high ground

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Sorry to hear that, user. Perhaps she'll end up texting back. Good luck with that.

Why would she make those advances if she didn't care or want it?
She's probably upset that you turned her down and ignoring you.
Give it some time and learn from your mistakes

>"But user, there is a bed in there and everything lets go and check it out!"
Why didn't you pipe that bitch before going to bed, you acoustic nigger? If b8 then fuck u m8

...

How old are the two of you?

now close this thread, because the other replies won't make it better and will just make you do stupid shit

screen cap then post

you can always try meth

So.. she return to the party and fuck with a real man

Thats why she dont reply to you

post a pic of her plus her kik

she's not texting back cause she prob. found another one fag that same night to fill the gap you left.

this

I've been to a good few parties in my life and never did anything like that happen to me

this retard had a girl pretty much offer herself to him and did all the work for him and still, he didn't even get the hint

why is life like this

you will get that opportunity one day, I promise. And you will find some excuse not to do anything, I promise. That's how life is.

the sober girl isn't gonna find another sober guy tho

If she won't text you vack sge is a slut anyway. So why bother? Give you more headache in the end anyway

faggote

U R Winner

>How old are the two of you?
I'm 19 she is 22.

True dat
>new years party a few years ago
>some friend flirting with some girl all night
>she clearly isnt interested
>comes over to me starts talking
>we chat for a while nothing serious
>friend comes over too obviously jealous
>she ignores him, starts flirting with me
>fuckmylifewhatdoido.jpeg
>friend leaves, clearly pissed
>girl says she wants to leave party with me
>i excues myself to go to the toilet
>ignore her rest of the night

Bros before Hoes, right? Right? Fuck!

What did you say in those two texts?

Don't beat yourself up over this minor mistake, OP. I had a similar one last Friday.

>Get to my friends party around 430pm last Friday
>We both drop a tab a half hour later
>Friend says he's gonna go pick up a couple girls
>He leaves around 530, I'm already starting to trip
>gets back around 545, both girls are tripping as well
>what a pleasant surprise.jpeg
>I start chatting it up with one of them
>she's a cutie
>my trip starts to peak around 800
>I ask the girl who I've been chatting with how she's feeling and if she'd like to go smoke a bowl in my car and listen to some music
>she excitedly says Yes!
>we get into my car, start smoking and chatting it up
>I get really horny while on acid
>I get a hardon, she sees it
>she asks why my dick got hard out of nowhere
>I explain what acid does to me, she asks if I wanted to fuck in the back of my car, in the middle of a residential street
>I figure why the fuck not, it's dark anyway. Minus my stereo, it changed colors periodically
>we go into the back of my car
>she starts to pull down her pants
>my friend who threw the party decides to be a dick and peeks into the back, calls some friends over and proceeds to cockblock me
>didn't get her number
>want to kill myself

Pic is of her

>be you
>cock block yourself
>tell the whole, utterly embarrassing story to a friend

At first, I thought you just made a blunder due to tiredness, but the pattern of stupidity seemed to continue the next day.

>don't have sex in 3 years
>go to Woodstock
>250 000 people there
>horny bitches everywhere
>do what I do best - walk around and keep looking people in the eyes
>don't make any move
>watch concert, just standing and listening
>8 sexy teenagers approach me
>one grabs me by a hand "come, join us"
>I start talking to her, trying to be honest, don't play any games
>they ask why am I talking so slowly
>I say I have a lot of tension to control
>after an hour or something she asks why I don't approach girls
>I say I'm a depressed faggot and I don't want to drag anyone down, because that's what I do
>she says "no, you don't", but I can hear her voice shaking so I jokingly repeat after her "no, you don't" with my voice shaking
>she says they need to go to sleep coz it's late, but she joins her group of friends and is not leaving
>I ask if she wants me to walk away
>she says "yes, but don't stress yourself"
>I say "I don't, it just makes me sad"
>we wave goodbye
>I go to my tent and hold my tears

>typical friend backstabs you

that's why I avoid having friends

she was a whore anyway, bro, don't beat yourself up

he doesn't have the high ground anymore, she more or less probably knows what happened either from OP or from the rumors, and especially after he texted AND called her.

highgroundlost.jpg

this

Thanks, user, I just got to think of it like that. It does suck though, she had a banging body, it would have been fun to ravage it.

life is pain, my dude. dont bother asking why

Damn, user....

should have kept the pain to yourself, be honest but don't be THAT honest. When in doubt say nothing about your situation when someone comes onto you, you coulda had a great time, sex or no sex

I have just observed Satan demanding to be Gods equal again. Hahah

Sleep > everything

If your bro sexually pleases you then yes bros > hoes

She was a sloot. You got needed sleep and don't have an accidental kid or STD now. Be happy, user!

I'm not gay or anything but in middle school i sucked his dick.

>I'm not gay or anything
>i sucked his dick
KEK! You fucking fag, you willingly performed a sexual act with another guy. You're a fucking fag for life.
>B-b-but it w-was only th-th-that once time! I'M NOT GAY FOR GIVING A GUY A BLOWJOB!
No wonder you walked away from the girl at the party. I bet you would've stayed had she been a trap. Get in some more o' dat penis action.

Accidentally sucked his dick?

>writing a whole paragraph about some other user being super gay, not realising he just made a funny joke.
you care so much about what makes or doesnt make you gay, you must be gay

>Sup Forums
holy fuck op how can you fuck so much

you mean fuck so little

you're smart
usually idiots wait until their dick doesn't get up to realize their body is tellin them the whore trying to fuck isn't worth the fuck.
your body so smart it took control and made you gtfo before the awkward and risky situation even began.

should always trust your body user, those signals are smarter than you are. fo sho. you did gud

Well you'd fallen asleep and/or underperformed so you saved yourself an embarrassment

Op is a fag youtu.be/BGXOXNZ0x-Q