this is my girlfriend
This is my girlfriend
you know, maybe god isn't a dick, and he's created a custom heaven just for you, OP. You might have your doubts, but in 58 years and 7 days you will see a blinding bright light and hear the sound of fluffy clouds grazing each other. you'll feel the dew of a lush green lawn under your oddly young-looking toes. you feel someone clasping your fingers as your vision clears and the brightness wanes. It's Isabelle, meeting your gaze with a simple "Is something the matter?" You feel your heart sink and your eyes water. You want to feel angry. You want to feel angry at yourself for not having listened to the user who spoke of this place many years ago. you want to be angry at yourself for muddling through the thorny path, years of misery and longing for the one you loved. But you take a deep breath... and just laugh. You laugh a deep laugh and hug a blushing Isabelle, who quickly smiles and returns the embrace. "Welcome home."
She's there in your heaven, OP. Trust me.
Welp. Why shouldn't I just end it all now?
Because England is your city
Get that shit out of here.
what did he mean by this
I hear the music but there's nothing playing.
That is a drawing
No, she was found dead on her home this morning. We think this is the last pic of her alive
We suspect she hanged herself beciase her nudes leaked online and she couldnt handle the embarrassment and online harassment that often accompanies cases like these
take a closer look
A damn shame. Anyway here they are.
where she goin?
Her own funeral.
Didn't you hear? She hung herself!
Yeh she's dead so now there's no harm in it. Post away, friends
she is not a loli and she would never fuck a man like that.
hey that one's pretty good
but then i remember
to break the seal and release Isabelle you must gather and individually lynch 1441 figurines stained with the blood of infant Shitzus. For each lynching, strike a 4ft gong with the femur of a large feline, and repent for the sin of disgracing an idol of Isabelle and for harvesting the life force of the vessel. This must be done within earshot of Greylag Goose, and each gong will draw him nearer. When he is at the foot of the gong, you must offer him your left ear and left eye and left thumb, to symbolize half of your senses being bridged to the other world. If he bows his head to you, he will begin to dig into the Earth.
I will finish after i eat and rest
What? I'm just here for the porn.
I didn't even bother reading all of it, nevermidn will I actually do it.
God tier drawing
it's really nice
there she goes again
She has a nice butt
Where is she going?
It's called that because I needed a smaller version of the image due to filesize issues.
Yes, and we need to go thiccer.
Mayweather will outbox a quickly gassing McGregor
i think my dog has autism