Wtf is this?

Wtf is this?

spider

Primitive spider, huntsman variety.

a tarantula skin, they grow out of it as they get bigger, she must be near so be careful

Some sort of Tarantula. Probably injured/dead.

Dead spider. Notice the death curl.

Pokemon

It's not the shedded skin, but it could be a failed moult.

They are very vulnerable during those phases.

A cat

If it was the exoskeleton, the top part of the prosoma (front part) would be separated from the lower part and the opisthosoma would be completely deflated and torn.

OP here this is actually her child. (I think) The mother spider was 3 times the size.

Not a tarantula you niggers it's not fuzzy. It's a trap door or funnel web type. God. Fucking spider Cucks.

t.tarantula owner

Yeah I should have known that fucking kill me

So not a cat then

Also this. Same infraorder: Mygalomorphae.

spidra

Kill yourself, cuckbag. Stick your hand in an OBTs web and Jack off while it ruins your week.

Nah it's an octocat

I knew it

I almost said cat myself.

manbearpig

Giraffe?

looks like a funnel web spider.

Nigger, do you live in Australia? That shit looks like a funnel web spider.

Half man half bear and half pig

OP here, located in Texas.

Oh shit... I live there... if that's here I'm getting the fuck out.

3 halves