Dude with the clingy ex gf here

Dude with the clingy ex gf here.

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>thinking you look cool in this conversation

Christ you werent joking about clingy

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Dub decides what I say next

I wanna teach a 4 year-old girl to masturbate and show her porn, so we could be under the blanket and masturbate together while cuddling. I wanna kiss and lick every part of her little body while she twists her little legs and cums. Sucking my dick to make me buy her a new toy? What a little whore! Can't wait to tickle her prepubescent cunnie. That's what she gets for seducing me. If she wasn't attractive, I wouldn't do it to her.

Is this ok?

Dubs here

Come over, let me fuck you then you cook for me while I bring over my new chick. You can watch if u want

OP here. Nvm I'm abandoning thread

Convince me in one picture why you think your better than any girl i can just pull from tinder

Yo

Faggot

>NIGGER
lol'd. You actually black?

Fucking this, roll

Roll for this

did you get checked for stds? because i have been diagnosed with gonorrhea

Roll

Wanna fucc?

Good job at being a faggot op

Rolling

Come over here and fuck me then, if you're going to act like a slut then come and be my slut

One self roll rq

Yes lol

You and your family may be entitled to financial compensation.

Roller

Tinder girls usually do Anal. Can you compete?

this

Roll

Rollerino

top kek
i kinda miss highschool now, thanks for the nostalgia

ill take you back if you give me a footjob

Ayyy send my shit OP

Rawling

rolling for this

>NIGGER

Fuck your wacky ass dubs and shit tier comment

Yeah, OK post her nudes to make up for my stale comment

>>WINRAR

From the earlier thread

OP is talking to himself on his mommies phone, and is too big a loser to have OC tits he can post to continue his lie
such a sad little faggot OP always is.

We are gonna fuck but please this time can I be the girl?

I'm a pathetic little fuck who browses Sup Forums.org all day beating off to traps and fucking bananas, and then make bullshit posts pretending I have a real girlfriend to a bunch of anonymous fucks who could really give a shit less. I guess I should get a real job and move out of Moms basement before she realizes I dress in her thongs and beat off to her sleeping.

Call me later. Ttyl.

Na. OP posted this morning and he delivered

I want your nose to grow every time you lie. I want it so long that it penetrates the shit out of my faggot asshole.

And there he is, the champion

rollerino since other dubs are wasted

bullshit

i really just want you to be my cum dumpster

if you send me a tiddy pic we can talk

If this is two people, they should probably stay together because the odds of finding a second person this retarded; are slim.

Sorry to waste your time. I'm into dudes now. Fat ol' greasy BBC's for me.

checked

>expecting anything of substance from a nigger
Women never learn

Kek!

Listen. This is what's going to happen. You're going to send me a picture of your tits. I'm going to masturbate furiously to it. You're going to send me messages saying things like "Who's a good boy" and "Did little Timmy make a mess again?". You get the gist, pretend that you're my mother. Then I'm going to send you a picture of my erect penis. I want you to laugh and tell me how small it is. Then I want you to undress completely, and send me a video of you eating a bowl of noodles, no hands allowed. When you've eaten at least 20 noodles, I want you to take one and force it into your anus and then pull it out, and floss your teeth with it whilst saying "9/10 dentists reccomend tapeworm". You have 20 minutes.

can you just come blow me real quick

this

Roll for this masterpiece

TRIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WINWAR

Roll

trips decided if OP comes back

Female friend of mine does that to me sometimes. Except ive never had sex with her and never received nudes. But sometimes shell send me lewds if im not answering her. Shes crazy

youtube.com/watch?v=rnTWBrzXB5w

women aren't human

youtube.com/watch?v=pn8P10Vz9RI

Fuck of dyke

Must be so easy to make a fake ass account like this and score loads of local nudes. Anyone have any experience/tips on how to go about it?

OP COME BACK!

Wtf, great motivation to get buffed

retard can't even spell the word "off"

probably. it just seems like so much trouble to go for something that's available online already.

post pics of her face