Can we talk about Kevin Smith and his shirt?

Can we talk about Kevin Smith and his shirt?

Hes a big guy but he cant think it really hides the fat, he has a lot of loyalty to this shirt for a washed up hack.

If he took it off would he die? he actually married a couple wearing it. he wears it to funerals, i bet he wears it to bed.

why would you not take off a shirt before throwing yourself in bed?

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>big guy
Just had to go there didn't you

Kevin Smith threads are the best.

imagine being in your 40's and not only dressing like that, but dressing like that every single day for years

do you think he gets to bring other shirts on his vacations?

lol he's balding just like me

what kind of bottle is needed to store this genie?

you can do better than that

>grown as man dresses like a 5th grader from 1994

>that T H I C C Christina

thicc as fuck

God damn son. When did she achieve mommy-tier???

He have a lot of shirts just like that, dumbass. Steve Jobs style.

T H I C C
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Yes. Kevin Smith is quite thicc.

Whos the fatty blonde?

Kek

Trying not to laugh my ass off in the cubical

okay OP time to start posting more WebMs

Jay Leno

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im seriously curious why she reacted that way and to what

Clerks 2 was good

I'm not OP, but that one and this one are the only two I have

I wanted to improvise a parachute once so I went to the LA Goodwill and one of his hockey jerseys was there.

Is that Kirstie Alley?

How many parachutes were you able to make out of it?

whoa, never seen a "Comb Back" before

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>Hes a big guy but he cant think it really hides the fat

He doesn't. He wears jerseys because they're meant to be big and easy to put on. Putting on a regular t-shirt or a collard shirt is either tricky for him or he just can't find them in the appropriate sizes.

fatman touch her rear

brehs

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I assure you that one is quite sufficient

is that really christina agualera? jesus how do these bitches start of as sticks then get so fucking T H I C C

Making fun of Americans for eating nothing but fatty foods is more than a meme.

mommyhood turns you THICC

Do you think he wears the same one everyday? Or has multiple ones like he pretends his life is a cartoon and he opens his closet to 20 of the same Jersey and contemplates on which one to wear.

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>Hes a big guy

I thought he lost all the weight and is akinny as fuck now, is still calling him fat a meme now?

She looked butthurt cause he ignored him lol

>multiple ones like he pretends his life is a cartoon and he opens his closet to 20 of the same Jersey and contemplates on which one to wear
I unironically believe this to be what's going on.

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>you can literally see her jiggling through her dress

Holy fucking coca coley dude

She used to be so hot. Such a shame.

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>Those fat people shorts

Every fat pothead who listened to Korn wore shit like that back in high school

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As I don't live in America I'm quite willing to accept the millions of morbidly obese whales that have to be produced in order to make a few thicc cristina-tier babes

>cubical

lel. pathetic

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Hey, I don't mind being paid $20 an hour to shit post on Sup Forums.

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clit/brown/taint-area

But in terms of obesity worldwide, the US is in the 30's.

and?

you didn't even spell cubicle right, idiot. you'll be in a cubicle forever, fucking pleb filth.

fuck you and your passive aggressive one word replies.

Perhaps he wonders why you'd want to buy a shirt that doesn't hide the fat.

I'm asking you what your point is, you dip.

He is obsessed with Wayne Gretzky

>that episode of joe rogans podcast where he admits he doesnt know anything about hockey

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What would you call Kevin Smith's clothing style?

JUSTâ„¢

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Welp, time to jack off

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This can't be real

You're trying to sound smart but it's coming off as a cheap hustle.

You what?

Why is she constantly grabbing her head?

Do you guys think she's "fat" here?

To make her tits stick out more.

To lift the tits genius

>IMDb hockey shirt

JUST

To make sure her lizard costume isn't falling off.

Err, to make sure her human costume isn't falling off.

because that's what the homo dance choreographer told her to do.

Imagine if videos like this were choreographed by straight men

Jesus, Sup Forums, clearly they're fake

Get some standards

I want her top to fall off

How many hotties you got in your basement there breh

A whole box!

Why have I never seen this before

J A Y L E N O
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>oilers

fuuuuuuck. makes me ashamed to be a fan.

He was doing a show of some sort for IMDB. He usually has jerseys ordered shilling whatever project he's working on or show he's appearing on.

>no one wants to hug and cheek kiss THICC Christina ;_;
>ywn get the chance

Quiet Bobby, you dumb fat fuck.

She looks like her feet hurt

You seem like a fan

>he has a nice hairline for being 46
>*turns head*
>oh...

Where the fuck was she hiding DAT ASS

Up her butt

hhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg

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