If you had to choose a hole, which one and what would you shove in it?

If you had to choose a hole, which one and what would you shove in it?

Ass, my tongue.

Your ear. With a fucking spear, you lonely teenage retard.

Ass, my dick

That pretty asshole

This girl live in KS?

Is this the pic of your wife posted yesterday?

How fucking hopeless do your chances with girls have to be before sitting on Sup Forums in threads like this becomes your best option?

Seriously, you spectacular teenage cringelords. Try speaking to an actual human female for once in your miserable, socially-stunted lives you fucking embarrassments.

Spatula in belly button


>inb4 sage

>random picture of an ass on the internet
>I think I know her

Sup Forums.

Yes, it's totally his wife! He said so yesterday!

Your ass with my dick

pine cone in ass

Gf's in Orlando for the week so here I am lol

PROTIP: People over the age of 14 don't end sentences in "lol"

>implying anything can stop the Cringe Train once it pulls out of Foreveralone Station

And yet here you are, shitposting like the rest, do yourself a favor and hump your crusty twilight sparkle love pillow to settle your self loathing anger, faggot

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you're so much better than all those dudes. You are above them. You win. Go you, go.

Def my wife, maybe she is over exposed

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Or i need new pics, will see what i can do

waste

Gotta love it. Admit it you've done it before, too.
Ya think?
Right on

She loves it when i share her though

This. There is nothing I want more than to tongue cute girl butts.

>HURRRRR
>TEH NUMBARS!
>NUMBARS SAEM!!!

Yes, it's hard to imagine why legions of hot bitches aren't climbing over one another to get to your dicks.

There's clearly nothing but well-adjusted, adult, non-autistic, alpha cunt-destroying males in here.

Spend more time here on Sup Forums, son. You're well on your way to living that dream.

Her pussy likes a tongue too

How many times a day do you post this picture?

A stick of dynamite. Either hole goes.

sure thing, kid

Last time ever bitch

If only that were true.

you post shit like this everyday. seems like you spend PLENTY of time here