You can go back in time and hump one celeb woman

You can go back in time and hump one celeb woman.

Who do you pick?

how fuckin lonely are you, son?

Veronica Lake.

Either Marisa Tomei (My Cousin Vinny Era) or Brittany Murphy (Clueless Era).

Dead, Anna Nicole Smith
Alive Rosario Dawson or Juno temple
(Would do them still to this day too though)

the young Mother Theresa

Gillian Anderson

Farrah Fawcett

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It's an off-day for me.

Audrey Hepburn

For those wondering, that's Colleen Camp from "Clue".

Damn you beat me

Wait, are we supposed to give you names or hints so you can play clue?

who the fuck else would it be?

Emma Peel

No. You say which past celeb you wanted to hump.

The movie is almost never on and it's from the 80s. Not everyone has even heard of the movie.

Best Winona

Kim Cattrall from "Porkys".

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Jayne Mansfield, easy.

Maureen O'Sullivan

Fucking plebs. Sophia Loren is where it's at.

You have good taste, my man.

but she's ugly.

mrs scarlet was the correct answer, kid.

virgin alert

No, it was "Communism was just a red herring."

I actually am a KV. But I'm also not attracted to her, and having sex probably won't change that.

Dat rack.

Correct

Valerie Leon

Margaret Nolan

tawny

Madeline Smith

Tatiana Romanova

I'm pretty sure she's still alive but there's no way she's still this perfect

Betsy Russell, but no time machine necessary. Her current form is incredible.

Virgin Mary

Well, in that case, this should be more to your liking?

the Queen

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Emma watson when she looked nice

Christina Lindberg

Ann Margaret

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boxxy

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Mary. That way she'd already be knocked up and none of that fuckin' Jesus bullshit would have ever happened, ruining the world for the past 2000 years.

Helen Mirren in her twenties. Un-fucking-real.

JLo in this scene of the Booty video

I'd forgotten how fuckable J.Lo was when she was in the past.

Bye bye birdie.

I mean she still is.

Raquel Welch

Her tits meat moved atleast a quart and a half of magma from my body

Winona..... i agree, but you will have to have seconds . . .

romeo and juliet . . . Olivia was my first crush

with braces

Josephine Baker

anybody picking anybody else is a confirmed faggot

Her cleavage was gigantic. If "Clue" had come out in modern times, she'd have a fuckton of porn about her instead of nothing.

Christina Ricci or Jessica Alba from around the time she was 18 and filmed Idle Hands. She was a fucking goddess in that movie
the other would be Emma Roberts but I'd not go back in time for that one

Sean Young . ..

You sick fuck.im next

Good choice. This is her in "Fatal Instinct".

my mom during the 80s

+1 for Christina Ricci

Teri Garr . . .

Yes!!she could suck a dick.i miss her

Dat Wednesday Adams tho

I would sell my soul to fuck Brigitte Lahaie in her early twenties.

The naked British vampire from "Lifeforce".

she looks like she should have a feminine penis

Such an ugly british face.

Yup. She'd be my Wednesday Thursday Friday and every other goddamm day. Pretty sure she was the reason I've always had a thing for the goth chicks. Her and the chick from beetlejuice

18 year old Jessica Alba

Trumps mom so that she doesn't lay someone as retarded as him

Selena, would wrap my dick between those thicc asscheeks.

Ursula Andress also a major contender

I'll go ahead and claim Carole Lombard if you don't mind.

Idle Hands JAlba & that blonde w/ huuggeeee tits in the KISS makeup.

Grace Kelly

Marilyn Monroe

Catherine Deneuve

mathilda may

Also, Sarah Jessica Parker as Sarah Sanderson.

(And only as Sarah Sanderson.)

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Source user? Thanks

>Such an ugly british face.

the funniest bit of your pathetic prejudices is that she isnt the queen of england.

or even British.

Lost in space era Lacey Chabert

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Wait, one more.

Carolyn Jones.

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The brunette from Starship Troopers

Helen of Troy

Lucille Fucking Ball

Kek I never knew they were the same person. Boner kill