ITT we are in a waiting room
ITT we are in a waiting room
Ahem
"Cough cough"
>Walk in
Exuse me do you have a line here?
NNNNNNNIIIIIGGGERSSSSSSSS
I just told this girl I like that I want her to fart on my balls and she stopped texting me. I think I really screwed things up
*awkwardly looks at you*
Excusme where is the bathroom?
takes old magazine from the table in the middle and pretend to read it
What are you look? I didnt kill her
Farts onto chair hopes no-one notice.
No mademoiselle
Any one seen the receptionist ?
*silent fart*
Do yall smell something burning?
Laughing inside as yall smell my fart.
oof! stinky! yum yum
Aquardly sit down and pretend that i didnt hear that
Nervously checks all the papers I brought with me. For tenth time.
I just got up and left i didnt really want to be trumps new press secretary anyway
"C-could you do that on my balls"
>a door opens
Hi, I'm chad, the gynecologist.
Who is the next little girl?
T
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That would me s-sir
Walks by the door, stands in the middle. " I think all of you wonder, why did I gather you here."
Found that selfie you did chad
This faggot gets it
...
I seeeee yooouuuuu anooon
I-i never thought you would ask.
BRAAAAP
*coughs really loud*
>balding
>pajeet
>operating with curry fingers
>glasses
That aint no Chad
And that's problem.
Just use that fake plant in the corner.
Turn off your fucking keyboard noise. How do you not notice that? How does it not bother you?
>Shifts in seat cause my ass is numb
>Audible sigh as I scroll through my Facebook timeline for the 10,000th time.
>Look around for someone to talk with.
I like it, it relaxes me.
Nigger.
Moar of this
Let someone open the window. Please
Did you just call me mademoiselle?
Who's next ?
scrolls through phone
finds this post
Hey you, are you high? Why are you here?
And where's your daughter? I need to check her
Pardon me?
*loudly opening a snack*
Doors opens. user, please come in. Rectum inspection. Third time this month... Why don't you just find a boyfriend? Stop overusing our free European healthcare for your filthy pleasures.
Switch your phone off please it interferes with our equipment
Oh I thought I heard uhh.. nevermind
Si vous ne répondez pas à cette publication, votre mère va mourir dans son sommeil
Avoiding aye contact. Tries to read posters about vaginal infections on the wall like it is something fascinating. Actually it is.
"tries to hold in fart"
"is that person looking at me? kill me now"
"shut that kid up you hag"
"i wish i had another dr that gave me fun drugs"
*enters room and sits in corner*
Sorry, I don't speak baggette
>loud speaker
Number 492 to cabinet 6
Sorry my kids are so loud! *Gives toddler an iphone to play angry birds on with sound*
Fuck you and delet this
Looks at user with disapproval
"Shhhhhhhh...."
Looks at user but says nothing, only stares
*Checks phone often so people think user got friends*
>Notices that everyone is staring at one guy
>joins in
walks in.. *ahem*.
MEDICATION TIME!, IT'S MEDICATION TIME! COME GET YOUR MEDICATION!
>looks you in the eyes for 3 seconds and then fast at the floor
Sister, i came to make my 30year Body check
>I tap you on the shoulder and then when you look I point at the poster and say "Heh, like a baby. Get it? Cause they're a parasite. I guess that's different. Is it?...... anyways, what are you here for?"
>overhears joke but doesn't gets it. looks at poster
T-to get rid of... parasite. Again. I think we met here already. Like few months ago. I hope you remember... So how are you now?
There are no mistakes just happy accidents amirite?...
*why did i say that?*
>Elbows you and wiggles eyebrows "That's the important part of a woman."
>Chugs a mountain dew and throws it across the room at a noisy kid playing Angry Birds with the sound on. Who the fuck does that?
>Loud burp, blow it into the middle of the room
>"So uh, wanna fuck real quick? Or we could fuck after, I'm pretty flexible."
*browses Sup Forums on phone*
*The room is dead silent*
Is there a problem sir?
>Turns around, suddenly lean back and eyebrows almost flying off my forehead. "SWEET SONS OF DONUT DESTRUCTION. No, my confectionery comrade, just trying to fuck a bitch, you know? Well, I guess you don't. Just trust me."
*stands up*
Heyyy what's the difference between a nigger and a tire? You don't need to burn the nigger for it to smell! *party horn*
>Police violence takes place
>Laughs "Good one, guy! I think we can all agree they do tend to smell pretty badly."
>Gets cop in sleeper choke hold
>Obvious hard on
>Wink at abortion girl and gyrate a little bit as the cop slowly loses consciousness
>"That's right, shhh shhh, I'll buy you some donuts to make up for it."
*farts*
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