New Celeb Thread

New Celeb Thread

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Just got home from watching Shin Godzilla
Was pretty good but there was way too fucking many characters.
I couldn't name one tbh
but there was a qt in it. Gonna have to look her up

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but it was good? been meaning to check it out

fuck off herman

he lives on Sup Forums in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....


>That moment that you realise that

>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>pedofag
>g-fag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)

aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states


now thats what u call cringe...

just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices

he is also a regular poster on Sup Forums and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads

So close, and yet.

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i just dont think shes cute / beautiful, shes just plain

She has a fucking Vampire eyes

>samefag

I'd suck cock for tay tay

I enjoyed it,
Start was kind of slow and there was a lack of action but it was still fun to watch,

you know it's all him cuz the girls are all hideous lol

She'd be making that face all night long

And they are beautiful.

/this

fuck off herman

>Barbies in fun bikinis! Yeah, that’s really fucking cute.
>You look like you’re just about right.
>Cute socks, where’d you get ‘em?
>You’re sexy… and that’s why I thought you’d make a good model.
>Look right at the camera. Say, “Hi Mommy! Hi Daddy!”
>It’s gonna hurt a little bit. But that’s okay–it makes me feel real good.
>This is how models get skinny.
>It’s ok to cough.
>This will make you popular with the boys.
>Blow some bubbles for me.
>Yeah, that’s special.
>It’s just water!
>I can’t wait to meet your sister!
>Do you love daddy?
>Yeah, that's real fuckin’ nice.

lack of action? did godzilla fuck shit up? i didnt want anno to let me down again after nge 3.3

Why user?

Not Herman, why so jealous of Tay?

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Yeah but there's not as much fucking shit up as I thought. It focused alot on the response to Godzilla,

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She'd be shocked by how small my little dick is and how quickly it cums.

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>not herman
bullshit
>why so jealous of tay
not jealous of a tranny you faggot

I don't think she'd be shocked, she would be laughing though

>tranny
stop projecting on the Goddess user

I want Dakota

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Where are you from my Sabs buddy. US?

I'd cum so fast if she laughed at my small dick.

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everything you need to know about him is here

Nope I'm from the UK,

How small of a thing are you packing damn user

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Her?

hot

Melissa Benoist aka supergirl nudes anyone?

This isn't even a gif? What the hell....user... must worship Emma

Yep.

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A little over 4in at it's hardest, but it barely ever stays hard for long.

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Closer to me than US then :)

Weird thing is I watched Godzilla this evening too

she was topless in the first season of True Detectives.

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goddamnit. well this is a let down
hmm, noice. guess its not all bad

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I don't think she'd ever stop laughing at that... only 4? I don't think she would even feel it if you tried

Just another normal human celeb

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IBD is no joke

I can cum rivers for her legs

I want to worship her with you

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anything good came out of today's leaks?

Sure was.

Wew

She wouldn't be the first girl to laugh at how small it is.

Mmm, sounds sexy

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celeb vola link?

Weird.
I knew they were showing it in the UK only for this weekend.
I'd still recommend it . It was interesting enough for me despite the very weak start.

How'd you get girls to laugh at it? No ones ever seen mine

I'm surprised another girl has seen it, I'm sure Lizzie only asked to be nice

Must obey Emma

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I thought the tone was strange user. Overall a little disappointed.

How is Sans anyway?

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I'm not so bad looking, in college I tried with quite a few girls, but between the size and cumming so fast it barely ever worked out.

Nothing to see here, just a human celeb

Go on then

look at her eyes

this guy has tiny dick. you will be ok user

Mmm, you into that user?

I can't stop, she's has me... I must obey her

I would do anything for her

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It was a weird mix between comedy and seriousness but idk I still enjoyed it on the whole.
*insert Sans Undertale joke*
Good.

Don't you think it'd be better not to show off your cock, just stay a virgin

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To start, she wants you to stroke for her

damn she looks hot in here. would love for her to suck me off.

I'm not technically a virgin, I have gotten about 8 pumps in a girl before...but most of the other times I tried I didn't even make it inside.

She is my god, I'll die for her

wew

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Mm yeah I'm diamonds hnng yeah