How often do you shower?

Michael Morales
Michael Morales

How often do you shower?

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Jason Johnson
Jason Johnson

every time somebody tells me i stink

Christopher Cooper
Christopher Cooper

daily as everybody should

Andrew Clark
Andrew Clark

Usually about once every 5 days or so on average.

Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

When I feel the urge to waffle stomp a chunk of poop down the drain

James Brown
James Brown

well i quit my job so the last time was like 2 weeks ago? idk

Brandon Kelly
Brandon Kelly

Enjoy early death.

Joshua Watson
Joshua Watson

user never leave his room
user have no friend
no one tell him that he is stink

Levi Morris
Levi Morris

twice a day

Nolan Lewis
Nolan Lewis

Every other day on average

Logan Hill
Logan Hill

Does anyone else scrub their butthole clean with Head and Shoulders shampoo?

Carter Baker
Carter Baker

At least once a week, sometimes even twice.

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

What's a shower?

Tyler Wood
Tyler Wood

1 a week or two, i always stink

Bentley Wood
Bentley Wood

I use head and shoulders exclusively on my head

Cameron Reyes
Cameron Reyes

Enjoy your arthritis and early-onset dementia, and anything else associated with daily showering that I forgot to add.

Hunter Fisher
Hunter Fisher

Twice a day. As soon as i wake up, and after i get done at the gym or done with running

Easton Morales
Easton Morales

just tell me why? I haven't noticed any of it, plus who the fuck told you those lies?

Jaxson Lewis
Jaxson Lewis

bruh wtf lol

Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

every sunday

Hudson Carter
Hudson Carter

brah srsl wat

Jaxson Lopez
Jaxson Lopez

M-F once per day. Maybe Sat night or Sunday day.

Christian Young
Christian Young

Every couple of days.

Tyler Lewis
Tyler Lewis

enjoy your social isolation that comes with not showering. no bigger red flag than someone who stinks and has greasy as fuck hair

Logan Gutierrez
Logan Gutierrez

2-3 times a week but I wash my feet, crotch, ass, pits more as needed. I also have long hair which is one of the reasons I don't shower everyday

Adrian Price
Adrian Price

daily. sometimes twice daily

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

It's true, actually. Most of the toxicity in humans today comes from showering more than once or twice a week. It also drastically weakens your bones over time and destroys cartilage.

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

nigger detected

Matthew Thomas
Matthew Thomas

When I had a job it was everyday but now that I'm currently unemployed I shower every other day unless I'm going out somewhere or running an errand

Andrew Edwards
Andrew Edwards

Every two to three days or so. My record was three months though. But I've got an adult job now.

Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

Every other day. Ocassionally more if doing something sweaty, occasionally less if in more pain or lazy.

Connor Myers
Connor Myers

enjoy your joys that comes with enjoying enjoyments

David Edwards
David Edwards

NA education

William Rivera
William Rivera

Nasty Fucktards

youtu.be/2uceKqK7xYs

Jaxon Perez
Jaxon Perez

NA education
wut

Dylan Jackson
Dylan Jackson

That's exactly why I only take baths.

Robert Edwards
Robert Edwards

once a day but if i'm off work 50/50 chance i shower

Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

baths expose you the the ceramic ions of the tub though which are highly toxic

Camden Gomez
Camden Gomez

What is this "shower"?

Aiden Edwards
Aiden Edwards

every day, but sometimes at moring and osmetimes at nights

David Sanchez
David Sanchez

2-4 Times a week. If you shower to often you damage your hair with all the products you put in it. Also your skin can become dry

Ian Nguyen
Ian Nguyen

CERAMIC IONS NIGGA
THIS ISNT EVEN BAIT ANYMORE

Levi Phillips
Levi Phillips

Thanks. I'll suffer the health problems in order not to stink. Please stay downwind.

Easton Sanchez
Easton Sanchez

the ceramic ions
OMG NOT THE CERAMIC IONS FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

John Cooper
John Cooper

I never wash my legs. Ever.

Sebastian Flores
Sebastian Flores

tuesday mornings and thursday mornings before work since I work tues-fri, sometimes saturday if I'm going somewhere.

Joshua Bennett
Joshua Bennett

This. If I am working or have plans I shower, if I am just going to hang out at home by myself for the day it is about 50/50.

Jaxon Perry
Jaxon Perry

wake up sheeple the bath industrial complex has a lot of dirty secrets

Jack Baker
Jack Baker

KARAMAC IRONS FEGGIT DIS SHIT HAPPENENEINEING

Sebastian Murphy
Sebastian Murphy

Twice a week

Tyler Peterson
Tyler Peterson

My tub is made of human bones. The calcium is amazing.

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

Am I the only one who totally covers his ass when he showers? Water going anywhere around my ass is just not gonna happen.

Landon Ross
Landon Ross

the bath industrial complex
that's a great name for a post-prog-punk-ironic-indie band

Caleb Russell
Caleb Russell

wow afraid you gonna like having something touch your buthole?

i spread my cheeks and give that shit a good spraying otherwise you got greasy shit building up that never gets cleaned off

Zachary Perry
Zachary Perry

toxic particles in human bones are even worse its why we switched to ceramic in the early 1900s

Jordan Gonzalez
Jordan Gonzalez

6x a week. Usually for work and when I hang out on fridays or with the family. My family will for some strange reason tell me if I smell good or not.

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

I guess that's also associated with breathing, isn't it?

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

once every 2 days

Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

Straight dudes have no business cleaning their asses, lol. sry but it's the truth.

Charles Butler
Charles Butler

that's exactly what (((they))) want you to believe

Jaxon Nelson
Jaxon Nelson

who the fuck washes their legs?

Evan Thomas
Evan Thomas

You are aware that you can shower without washing your hair, even without getting them wet, do you?

Henry Wright
Henry Wright

You managed to be the nastiest one on a thread about shower frequency on a thread on Sup Forums. Congratulations.

Jaxson Peterson
Jaxson Peterson

that whole thing is wrong, go and buy a corect biology book
shower use around 50L water, and bath is 100L
and don't forget that factwhen you showering you wash off the dirt from you and when you use bath you makeing a nice human soup with all toxic on your skin

Cameron Murphy
Cameron Murphy

true, you can always recognize another straight alpha male on the stench of dried up shit from his crusty man-hole.

Isaac Diaz
Isaac Diaz

people who bathe.

Zachary Perez
Zachary Perez

Bathtubs arent even made of ceramic you fucking spastic

Aiden Reyes
Aiden Reyes

Once a month, I do my monthly cleaning. This also includes emptying my piss jugs and treating my bed sores.

Jackson Davis
Jackson Davis

at least 5 times a week

Daniel Cook
Daniel Cook

Not him. But if I don't wash my hair, I get dandruff. I tried other shampoos. But head & shoulders is the one that works for me.

Nathaniel Garcia
Nathaniel Garcia

and don't forget that factwhen you showering you wash off the dirt from you and when you use bath you makeing a nice human soup with all toxic on your skin
that's why normal people shower after a bath, and only take tub-baths once every blue moon.

Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Ramirez

I guess I have to head down to the river and bathe there.

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

mine is

fåk u

Joseph Hall
Joseph Hall

straight dudes don't give a fuck because they know they are straight, lol where do you think this weird shit about stuff touching your butt is coming from user? im not gonna turn gay but i think you are just an experience away from it

Christian Cook
Christian Cook

Morning
shower
Evening
swim/dip
sauna
cold water rinse

All year round, 7 days a week.

Xavier Phillips
Xavier Phillips

once a week

Ayden Jones
Ayden Jones

once a week

Adrian Barnes
Adrian Barnes

Or you could just have showers and not be such a wastefull degenerate

Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

Yeah you're the only one what the fuck is wrong with you?

Lincoln Gonzalez
Lincoln Gonzalez

i dont shower only once a month on the last day of the month i go to swimming hall don't shower myself and jump in to the pool

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

citation needed

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

No it isnt

Jack Perry
Jack Perry

he said you don't scrub your asshole
not that you dont wipe
filthy fucking gay ass street shitting hand wiping faggot you are

Austin Richardson
Austin Richardson

Not him but both my tubs are ceramic.

Sebastian White
Sebastian White

my bath tub is made from pure iron painted white.
it was a hell of a lot cheaper and it is sturdier. also it hasn't rusted since i bought it 20 years ago

Chase Rivera
Chase Rivera

jesus christ holy fuckfart batmobile you're one sad, nasty person user.

go fucking wash your shitty ass.

Colton Nguyen
Colton Nguyen

Once a day, late at night after work

Elijah Robinson
Elijah Robinson

Bathtubs are usually made from thermoformed acrylic, porcelain enameled steel, fiberglass-reinforced polyester, or porcelain enameled cast iron.

Eli Ortiz
Eli Ortiz

every day. usually before bed.

Andrew Thomas
Andrew Thomas

he won't, one day a stream got in there and next thing he knew he was a theatre sucking everyones dick, he knows better now though that showers make you gay

Eli Smith
Eli Smith

This is so depressing. Even if you're not serious, there are people like this and that makes me so sad

Ryan White
Ryan White

Or you could just have showers and blah blah hurr durr
that's exactly what I do, except for (as I stated) the rare occasions once or twice a year when I decide to spoil myself a bit and soak in the bath.

degenerate
you sound like a /pol/fart, go live a little.

Brandon Harris
Brandon Harris

Ive been using the same sponge for 12 years

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

If you don't shower at least once a day you're either unemployed or just some type of autistic/a-social leech

Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

another sheeple being lied to by packaging and the bath industrial complex

Parker Hill
Parker Hill

is too!

fight me irl

Cooper Garcia
Cooper Garcia

both my tubs
two tubs?

TWOOO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOPS

Caleb Bell
Caleb Bell

Between 2-3 times a day.
I'm a heavy sweater and work in terrible fucking conditions.
This summer I've been averaging 4 showers a day, on my vacation.. Bloody heat..

Isaac Turner
Isaac Turner

Having a bathtub made of ceramic is just fucking idiotic

Austin Miller
Austin Miller

Got a big old house. Two main baths with tubs in them.

Camden Smith
Camden Smith

The worse part is that people actually believe this.

Wyatt Brown
Wyatt Brown

Yea but most men have hair on their asses, and wiping doesn't get everything unless you're using baby wipes or have extremely clean shit's. Come on man, don't be disgusting.

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

If you don't shower at least once a day you're either unemployed or just some type of autistic/a-social leech
That's the stupidest thing i read today.
Showering everyday makes you sweat more and also destroy's your skin flora, thus you stink more.
You also damage your skin and hair. But hey at least you feel good about yourself.

Nolan Bennett
Nolan Bennett

so, because I'm telling you to proper wash your ass you assert than I'm a "filthy fucking gay ass street shitting hand wiping faggot".

you're clinically insane.

.. enjoy your stinky ass, brah.

cheerio.

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

jesus hows your water and heat bill looking

Christopher Ortiz
Christopher Ortiz

How often do you shower?

Ethan Hill
Ethan Hill

Ill serve you a knuckle sandwhich sunshine

Cameron Perry
Cameron Perry

Do golden showers count?

Jayden Myers
Jayden Myers

just wash your ass faggot like normal, civilized people.

what are you, indian?

Isaac Fisher
Isaac Fisher

once a week, 2 rarely. but yeah usually someone will say i smell, if i'm going out which is also rare i'll have a quick shower.

Christopher Garcia
Christopher Garcia

water and heat bill looking
Live in Sweden, we don't have "water bills".
Heating bill is tiny, most my power is solar and I take cold showers anyway.

Mason Powell
Mason Powell

not bad, user.

Brody Ross
Brody Ross

Big bath causes more human suffering worldwide than big oil.

Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

ironically follows it up with an even stupider statement

good try user but water doesn't destroy skin or bacteria now does it, you are assuming people cover every inch of their body in soap which is pretty fucking false

Ryan Nguyen
Ryan Nguyen

It's a pain to maintain though, especially alone.
But can't sell it, used to belong to my grandfather.

Caleb Walker
Caleb Walker

imma nibble ur nipple fagfart prepare to spin on muh dik

Aiden Roberts
Aiden Roberts

Kek

Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

Commies

Kevin Ortiz
Kevin Ortiz

water
Da fuck you got water bills?

Luke Mitchell
Luke Mitchell

what water is free? solar power? god damn i need some of that shit here like 15-20% of my income goes to fucking utilities every month

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

When it's hot twice a day every day once at least. People who don't are degenerate.

Brayden Lee
Brayden Lee

i doubt you are showering with cold water for your skin.
And running water is enough to remove bacteria from your skin. They aren't glued to your skin, the majority can be easily washed of.

Nathan Green
Nathan Green

rent some out?

sharing is caring etc

Ethan Green
Ethan Green

yea someone gotta pay for the water towers and the whole infrastructure of getting it to your house, how the fuck is that done without people paying? the government? well then you are still paying in some way then huh

Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

they have it good, it seems.

.. we better nuke them.

Oliver Watson
Oliver Watson

what water is free?
Yes? I could run all my taps 24/7, 12 months a year and it wouldn't cost a damn thing.
solar power?
Yes I have solar panels on my roof, they provide like 80-85% of my power.

Jaxson Robinson
Jaxson Robinson

Once a week i usually take a pilgrimage around my mansion to the 24 different bathtubs i own and bask in each ones diamond filtered water before engaging in a rigorous lubed masturbation sesh

Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

once in the morning once at night, I thought that was completely normal.
how do you tards sleep with all this dead skin?

Cooper Perez
Cooper Perez

I haven't for about a month being I had my back operated on and I have bandages and all that so I can't really get that stuff wet, So when it is finally healed up enough I'm going to take one

Ethan Flores
Ethan Flores

either you are renting or pay out the ass on income/property taxes

Gabriel Flores
Gabriel Flores

Yeah we pay between 25-33% in taxes so that pays for it I guess.
Never even heard of water bills before.

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

normally you don't have dead skin stinking to your skin. It practically evaporates, so you never notice it.

Aaron Bailey
Aaron Bailey

Kek
But don't do it at other peoples homes please

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

I have a nasty job and am covered in all kinds of restaurant effluent. I take a shower after work. If I grill or hike I end up taking 2 showers. I hate a greasy sticky feeling neck and balls.

Chase Morales
Chase Morales

in canada i've got a water meter which the city reads from time to time to see how much i'm using

our taxes aren't that high though, doesn't matter much water bill isn't a lot anyways

Mason Thompson
Mason Thompson

renting or pay out the ass on income/property taxes
Neither. My house is paid for and I got 12% below the norm in property taxes. My income tax is 28%.
Water doesn't cost money here. Doesn't matter if you live in a tiny apartment or a grand estate.

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

those solar panels did you install them? here it's out of pocket with a small tax credit but you are still paying thousands of dollars to get it done

if i did it and got free electricity it'd pay off in 10 years or so but upkeep and maintenance would likely ruin that

Brody Wilson
Brody Wilson

God. Some of you people are gross as fuck. I've got to take one at night at least just to have a nice sleep. I don't have a job and I'm not some fat piece of shit. I've had a few relatives who didn't shower and smelled like fucking garbage all the time and people would literally gag or tell them being around them. Not showering leads to diseases and depression and nobody wants to be around ya. It's just gross

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

Yep did it my self. It's not really that difficult, I just had an electrician do the wiring bit to the main grid. Took 45 minutes and cost me 300 bucks.
But installing the panels them self and such is no more difficult than replacing a tile on the roof etc.
Just bolt on the frame, and lock them in place.
Make sure the angle is optimal for the amount of sun they get.
Get a proper circuit breaker near the main fuse box.
Took me a 3 day weekend and lot's of beer to get it all running.
I made back the money I paid for everything with within 8-9 months.

Joshua Lee
Joshua Lee

What happens if there is a drought?
Do they limit the use somehow?

Xavier Jones
Xavier Jones

drought
I don't know, in my 32 years we have never had a drought here. The amount of usage it would take to drain all our fresh water lakes and rivers would probably need Saharan weather and 50 times our current population.

Chase Butler
Chase Butler

how much watt hours you getting from the system? im thinking about it when i have some cash laying around

James Brown
James Brown

2-3 days if I haven't been sweating much or spilled shit on my clothes.
Once per day otherwise.

Dylan Bennett
Dylan Bennett

You know most people want to wash bacteria of there skin and only have the layer of protective secret your own skin produces

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

Never. I haven't had a shower in about two years. I don't have access to a shower and have to take sponge baths in the sink. (I also don't have a fridge or stove. For while I slept in a chair because I didn't have a bed either.)

Noah Cook
Noah Cook

Every night before bed plus every weekday morning so 12 times a week.
Why yes my electricity and water bills are quite high, thanks for asking.

I hate the feeling of my skin on the sheets if i'm not 100% clean and obviously every morning before work so i don't stick up the place. At weekends i don't care if i smell during the day.

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

I only take steaming hot baths with Epsom salt and castile soap.

Jace Martin
Jace Martin

Around 11,500 kilowatt hours per year.

Logan Wood
Logan Wood

Shower in the AM, wash face before bed.

Sometimes shower before bed too.

Camden Ramirez
Camden Ramirez

not that guy, but I have a 26' hand dug well that has been producing for over 250 years. Artesian water source, 0% bacteria count, sweet (not hard) water - almost as good as NYC water through clean pipes.

Or I can just go to the spring fed lake behind my house

Charles Watson
Charles Watson

Every 3 to 5 days; sooner when necessary. I also shower with the pressure down quite low so I can have a long shower if I want while also not wasting too much water.
I used to shower nearly everyday the place I used to live - that place was fucking HOT at any time of the year combined with poor ventilation. The place and I smelled bad as a result.

Daniel Fisher
Daniel Fisher

sounds like you got a dream set up user well done

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

Similar here, freshwater spring on my yard and the river system running through the town is clean enough to be "approved as a viable source of drinking water" without any filtration system.
Not that I need it, all our tap water comes from natural underground wells and is cost free.

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

Twice a day

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