What did Trevor Noah mean by this?

What did Trevor Noah mean by this?

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Where is the joke?

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He's saying that people not liking trannies is natural.

What does being alt-right have to do with finding it weird that The Daily Show is blatantly shilling for a billion dollar corporation and implying ordinary people are bigoted for not wanting its latest product?

peeps loose their shit when they have 1 less hole to stick things into.

Oh my god, TDS is so fucking lame now.

>daily show has become so devoid of humour, it literally can not talk about iphones without bringing up a talking point to make up for it
i genuinely used to like this show when stewart was still at the helm

>We buy Apple products and support trans rights! We're the good guys! Starbucks! Panera! Corporate-derived middle class white identity now comes with 50% more cheeky house-niggers!
Something like that.

Fuck off, retard.

As someone who occasionally purchases new technology, and does not purchase transsexuals, the plight of faggots affects me significantly less than what apple products contain. I'm going to be an adult and let them deal with their own problems and not speak for them as I do not represent them.

Trevor " affirmative action hire" noah is not funny.

>iPhones don't have headphone jacks anymore to sell more Apple Corporation™ Bluetooth Wireless Headphones
>people are actually defending this shit
This triggers me infinitely more than the unfunny joke.

I'm not an Apple guy but I honestly don't care. Let's be honest, Apple knows damn well that they have their customers by the balls. That they could literally fuck them at every possible chance and they'd still come back for more. It's crappy, but it's smart on their end.

shilling for apple while being a sjw cunt

>most people think it's unfunny because it's a dumb comparison
>actual trannies get offended because they're being compared to phones

kek

He's saying that reassignment surgery is just as outrageous and wrong as Apple removing the headphone jack from their devices.

Because every tv show does you mong. Apple owns hollywoods tech marketing. Also the other half of what you said is typical fare on TDS:analoging anything in the news to something political.

does anyone even watch his show?
shit looks so bad, I bet even the camera man is looking away

>sjws get mad at sjws because of social justice
Every time, these people will never gain any real footing in the world.

so painfully unfunny. I realize that he doesn't write most of this shit but neither does he have the charisma to blow through the blow through the bad jokes that his predecessors had

Remember when television and movies used to create original funny content as opposed to regurgitating le ebin memes and pop culture shit?

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Is this show dead yet?

Comedy central just needs to cancel this unfunny negroes show.

How did the term 'alt right' pop into existence so suddenly?

>punish the few people willing to put their livelihoods on the line to pander to you
Hillary mentioned it in a speech and now every "informed" retard namedrops it to feel in touch with current events.

youtube.com/watch?v=k61I1srYHW0

Libs got scared of a meme movement that worships a frog deity and watch montage parodies of Trump.

Man Noah is increasingly looking like shit, has he gotten fatter or something? Or is that just a bad picture?

Anyways late night shows are dead as dirt now, Jon Stewart wasn't perfect but when he stepped down and Colbert moved to the Tonight Show there was nothing left to salvage.

Jimmy Fallon is irritating, Jimmy Kimmel has moments of decent humor mixed in with trash, Conan has gone down hill (though him going to Korea was fantastic), Larry Wilmore is a national disgrace, Colbert is still desperately clinging onto the character of Colbert and he can't find comedic footing without it, and Trevor Noah is just a constant embarrassment. Not to mention the fat Brit.

Noah got this show canceled

Queen Hillary used the term which cemented it, but it was already gaining traction because whiny libfags needed something to call the people they don't like.

>everyone does it!
>TDS has always done it!
>stop complaining!

Consider death

>this is supposed to be comedy

>bannned

But he's right. Who would want to be friends with someone who failed his own gender and pretends to be the other one instead and is a bitch about it?

A more fitting analogy would be someone getting an iPhone 4, plugging the headphone jack with play-doh and then waving it around shouting "LOOK IT'S AN iPHONE 7! DON'T SAY OTHERWISE OR IT WILL KILL ITSELF!"

I bet Kodak thought the same before they killed a century old company. Nobody lives forever, not even corporations. A stupid change like this is a REAL fast way to get people investigating droids, even the stupid people.

How can one man shill two things at the same time! Amazing.

kek

I still can't get over Larry Wilmore.
>switch to black host
>viewership amongst target demographic drop like a stone
>target demographic go on to talk about the show failing is because racism on the right and their hatred for black people
i dont get it, the right isnt the target demographic of these shows, its the left and children and they stopped watching as soon as the show got a black host. how is that the right are the racist ones again?

i think the whole right and left thing is bullshit anyways, but im just making a point using their own lingo and terminology

I don't know how you think this is shilling for Apple when he's pointing out one of the most common complaints.

Why did Larry Wilmore get the axe but not this guy?

because calling it Sup Forums wouldn't make sense to most people

They didn't learn their lesson the first time

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_News

i tend to think to myself "user, maybe you're wrong and transsexuality is just something we as a society haven't accepted and this is just a repeat of how homosexuality was viewed in society ages back"

then shit like this pops up
why are practically all trannies such weird fucking autismos

They couldn't make a David Alan Grier show work? That guy's great.

It's literally associating those complaints with bigotry though.

Tell me what you think shilling is.

He's right you know.
People used to be able to plug their headphones into their phones and listen to music without having to ensure their headphones are charged.

Some idiot from Cali devides he can improve this by taking away the headphone jack entirely.

Now users have to accept that they have to pay an exorbitant sum for Bluetooth headphones.

This move is labeled "courageous" and anyone who questions it is mocked.

With trannys,

For millienia, humans exist normally with two genders, there are no issues.

All of a sudden, liberals and special snowflakes pitch the idea that you can be born the wrong gender.

If not becomes socially acceptable to spend an exorbitant sum on gender reassignment surgery along with hormone therapy to change something that never was an issue to begin with

Every shred of scientific data that says there are two genders is thrown out the window in the name of social progress.

Anyone who speaks out is labelled a racist, homophobe, nazi, right wing, or other similar term.

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Perfect post.

God Chocolate News looks like a goddamn modern masterpiece next to Wilmore's shit.

>He's right you know.

He is saying if you complain about the iphone 7, you are just like a homophobe

No, no, seriously, tell me what you think shilling is.

I think shilling is standing up for a multinational corporation that exploits sweatshop labor and calling people who don't like their latest product bigots.

>I think shilling is standing up for
Nope.

Shilling is done for some sort of personal gain ie. payment from the corporation. It makes no difference how the corporation runs itself, shills are just paid or receive some benefit to speak well of the company.

youtube.com/watch?v=7_jFZvumRig

The regressive left finds this funny...

But back on topic, you know what real technologic pragmatism is? Ditching Apple products because in 2016 their overpriced shit, which is already outperformed by a dozen of companies, is a waste of money.

And Comedy Central doesn't have Apple as an advertiser? They clearly have things to gain from cozying up to them.

You're trying to save face after fucking up and not knowing the meaning of the words you use, and frankly it's pathetic. Give it up.

I don't care what this conversation is about, I'm just a third party correcting an incorrect definition.

I don't see how it's saving face to point out a financial relationship exists between The Daily Show and Apple. Comedy Central's parent company and Apply are major Hillary contributors, too.

Libshits are getting progressively more scared as more and more people get fed-up with their bullshit.

So they needed a new boogeyman buzz-word. One so general that it could apply to ANYONE who isn't a PC-nazi.

"C'mon John, I've been a DS correspondent for years!"

"Sorry, Jordan, this Trevor Noah guy is black and he's from AFRICA. You understand, right?"

"......"

Fucking kek

>I don't see how it's saving face to ignore that I am changing the subject that everyone replying to me is making and trying to ignore that I don't know what I'm talking about
Chalk up another point on the scoreboard of shit you talk about without understanding.

I don't know why you're still trying convincing me that CC is getting paid off by Apple, as I've said I don't give a shit about any part of this argument other than you not actually knowing what shilling is.

and it then pretends everyone's problem is that it has no functioning headphone jack, when the real issue is that the phone won't shut the fuck up for ten seconds about societal issues

>unironic use of the word "woke"

>I don't see how it's saving face to point out a financial relationship exists between The Daily Show and Apple
because according to your definition of "shilling," you never did point out a financial relationship.

Sup Forums - Communist retards whining about anything that could slightly be construed as having any similarity to alt-right beliefs such as "freedom"

Welcome to the current year.

The way someone uses the word "conversation" is a great way to judge how obnoxious they are

>Smart.
apple just got his by a lawsuit stating that ow around 6 or 60 billion dollarydoo's in back taxes from the UK, ontop of that the new Iphones sales have been on a decline.

Now Apple wants you to buy the phone, and a $159 pair of headphones separate that can easily be lost. You think the people who spent that much money on their BEATZ BY DRE bitches will be happy?

>MAN I GON BUY A ANDROID!

Man I hope I am missing context. I realize trying to be inclusive is probably important to them, but this is just beating someone over the head with an opinion with zero comedy.

You know it comes with a 3.5mm adapter right?

not that I think it's okay to limit the ways something that costs $700 can be used

Americans are retarded and invent lebels for everything.

Trump is to the left of Hillary, Hitler is to the left of Obama, soviet russia was extremely conservative, so it was che guevara. Peron was both fascist and lefty, Pinochet was both populist and neo-liberal (to the right of even Hillary).

Murrikans are just retarded and thing socialism related to fag rights and that capitalism and nigger welfare don't mix

kek that pic is so accurate

Sup Forums is getting worse everytime I visit

there are """"""""""people""""""""""""' in here who unironically browse r/thedonald and tell you to go back to plebbit

>Man I hope I am missing context
You aren't, this is as straightforward fists of ham as it gets short of saying "STOP TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING BUT GAY PEOPLE."

Oh great headphones you have to recharge even more often than your phone. Unavailable for immediate use if you use them rarely and forgot to recharge them. Now you need a second cable and a second plug charger to power them up.

They're unattached and so small you can drop and lose them easily. But then buying new ones isn't just $10 but $180, and you can only buy a pair with the charger set.

And the best part : heated and potentially flammable batteries near your face and electromagnetic radiations emited millimeters from your brain. That's way more radiations than those given by all your phone calls and that's in total contradiction with health specialists recommendations on wireless device (who recommended wired headsets to put a distance between your brain and your phone).

Good job Tim Cook, you fucking faggot.

>Trump left
Yep. We all know how much those lefties love lowering taxes and reducing government!

>Hitler left
Yep, he had a very small government!

True story. I've had 3 iphones now and watched them go from leading the way to barely keeping up with the previous generation. The only thing keeping me hanging on is the fact that itunes and the app store are super intuitive, but this might be the last straw.

This.

The best part about it is that Liberals never want a "conversation", despite always using that word. Not about race or capitalism or "gender equality" or any of those talking-points.

What they DO want is to lecture you, while you just sit there and listen.

When they DO get a "conversation", i.e. a situation where their opponent can use facts, they chimp out and start shrieking about "racism" and shut the conversation down.

This is what i'm talking about.

Hillary is closer to Friedman that Trump you silly idiot.

People finally came up with a good term and it stuck

Also it annoys alt-righters so that helped it catch on

with the exception of the infowars flavored last paragraph this post is spot on

apple fucked up big time with this shit. this isn't an "improvement" made with the consumer in mind its an improvement made with the squeezing shekels in mind

big fuckin mistake if you ask me

>Blacked people
So didn't that thig meant White chicks?

>iOS 7
>lightning adapters
>removed headphone jack

Apple needs to be euthanized.

Yeah, it might as well be synonymous with ted talk.

>this show has less viewers than World Peace

Feels good, man.

>right vs left means small government vs big government

Americans, everyone.

That's what the classical liberal spectrum defines those as. But America's the only free country in the world so I wouldn't expect a citizen of any other country to understand.

they only recently started broadcasting it where I live and actually try and treat it as a major show (lots of advertising, good timeslot etc)

I assumed it was somehow popular in the US

I personally can't wait to replace my tried-and-true simple headphones with a proprietary short-range radio receiver. I mean who still uses wired interface devices?

It does for us family

>expecting a one dimensional political spectrum to be standard for every context

the big/small government definition works well enough

lol you have no idea what you're talking about.

Exactly. You're redefined right and left to merely describe two different arbitrarily opposed flavors of liberalism rather than any worthwhile ideological divide.
>I think everyone is equal and this is what we should do about it!
>No, I think everyone is equal and THIS is what we should do about it!
lol.

World Peace or The Daily Show? If WP then that's impressive, if the latter then that's a little sad. What did you think of it?

I'd love to actually see an argument on your end

Daily Show
thought it sucked
then again all of comedy central sucks where I live, only decent show is south park