Secrets thread
I'll start: my gf is coming over tomorrow for a weekend full of sex and drugs, and I'm going to turn her into a pedo. Once she's coked up and ready to fuck I'll tie her up facing the tv, put on a special edit of Masha Babko's blowjob, showing only the scenes where she's clearly having fun and enjoying herself.
Nice work!
I tripped a mentally retarded girl
I once fingerred my 7 year old cousin as she was sleeping. The next morning she blamed her 5 year old brother for it. To this day i never told her what actually happened.
I was 12 at the time so dont blame me i was courious.
How far did you get your finger in?
and what did she say when she blamed her brother?
Post it here.
My whole thumb. I was surprissed she wasnt tight at all. But then again she did get abused by her father so that could explain the depth.
She said "frank made me pee the bed" the expression on my aunt..... priceless.
see also my mom fongerd my friends car
Naa, I like not getting v&
Did you find that out later? What the father sit in the picture at the time?
My aunt was living alone. Single mother. She divorced my uncle for abusing the girl. So no he wasnt in the picture.
I am 16 and have bean in chastity for over a year
I convinced 3 ex girlfriends to let dogs lick their vag and record it for me
Your dog? Got a current girl that your trying to convince?
Yeah but she not having it, unfortunately.
A friend's dog with two of the girls and the first girl it was the family dog
In the drram where god spoke to ME
;)
HE SHOWED.ME A WORLD WHERE WE MAKE IT
Just licking? Why not push it further and make them take the knot?
Is she kinky at all? Make her do something at least. Bitch can't be a total joy kill.
Me and my cousin were like 12-10 and we touched dicks. I've never thought about sleeping with guys or anything. But ive always thought in the back of my mind since then that i must be gay or bi oe something do have done thay in the first place. I want to say it was puberty but i jusy dont wsnt to think about it anymore never told anyone and it's been 8-10 years since.
I'm in the process of liquidating everything I own, transferring all funds over to my wife, and committing suicide.
Sick of this planet, sick of working my ass off, and sick of being in pain.
Plan should be complete within a week or so. Been working on selling everything off for about a year now and have over $80k saved up she doesn't know about
>Pain?
Physical or psychological?
I meet a girl on tinder that wanted to cuck her husband and get pregnant. It was 1 year ago, I never saw the kid.
you are a very good man for helping your wife with the economical side of things. it sure makes things easier not having to worry about money especially when in grief.
Both. Been depressed for 2 decades. I also suffer from insomnia and permanent severe migraines. Doctors don't have solutions other than therapy and antidepressants.
I routinely work 70-90hrs a week and life just doesn't appeal to me anymore. My life insurance policy has a 2yr "suicide clause," so my wife should get the full payout now that it has been in place for 4 years.
She'll be quite wealthy and I'll be dead and gone.
When I was 9, I stole a Lego piece from Legoworld. I still feel bad about it to this day.
>permanent severe migraines. Doctors don't have solutions
Ketogenic diets have been shown to help some fraction of migraine sufferers. Still very cutting edge though.
JRE 996 with Dom D'Agostino
Do this with at least some of the money first before you do it.
I totally understand I have suffered severe chronic fatigue for the past 7 years and I'm on my way out also. Just waiting for my parents to die first before I do it.
paypal me $100
Bullshit, there is no video available.
When I was 15, I babysat a six year old for a couple weeks. She caught me jacking off, one thing led to another, and by the end of the babysitting stint, she was sliding her pussy on my cock and watching me cum.
Ive cum in girls' food without them realizing it several times.
Good boy - who's the lucky man keeping you there?
One time as a kid i slept in my moms bed with her, she always slept butt ass naked under thick blankets so i never got to see anything, til the next morning i woke up before she did and her huge milf tits were just hanging out, she's a dead ass heavy sleeper so i spent a good 10 minutes just sucking on them and playing with them. Another time i went to go wake her up but again she was dead ass asleep so i tried to shake her a bit, i ended up grabbing her tit by accident and i got turned on, so i just sat there playing with her tits for a bit.
My cousin was 8 at the time, she stole something and I caught her doing it. I used her as my personal cum dumpster until she turned 16. Found out she was absused by her dad before I got to her, kek.
I came on my own face just a couple hours ago.
What was the first thing you had her do?
I narrate homo erotic fan fictions
I'm a high functioning sociopath and I have fantasies of killing and raping women.
My 15yo cousin gave me head when I was 16. She's been messaging me and she's married now
how old are you all now? you gonna do it again?
>I saw a ghost once.
>I know no one believes me
>I was in country side, walking on plantations
>It was 5-6m in front of me, an old woman
>I could kind of see, kind of not.
>Midle of the day
>I didn't look to me or anything
>she was gazing into nothingness
>When I start to move it disappears
>Felt really sick that night, throw up some shit
>Now I feel confused.. it was real?
I want user send dick pics to my gf via KIK and see reactions :/
Someone?
i read gay fanfiction for fun and for pleasure
I don't believe you
I gotchu
please get out of Sup Forums and never come back again you fucking normie
Nice trips bro
But I saw what I saw...
can't change that
underage. b&
That is a yes?
Holy Fuck! Yesss
Nah, most kids do weird shit all the way up til like 15-16, then they start maturing mentally too. Some later/earlier than that of course, It doesn't make u gay user.
>bean
you need to be super retarded to misspell like that
I think about fucking my sister in law's little sister.
I'm married.
Might do it
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Story?
Is she up for it?
I could do with a hundo too. Poor af.
I lust after family members. Only the qt.314s
check em
>be 20.
>sign up for tinder
>swipe right roughly 200 times
>get some matches here and there
>talk to girls, message back and forth. Exchange phone numbers
>once I got to "know" the girls figure out that they were all shallow dumb fucking cunts.
>never ask any to go out with me.
>find a girl that I get an emotional connection with.
>go on date.
>date went so well I go back to her house.
>kiss, touch, fuck.
>her boyfriend walks into her room with his dumb fucking dog.
>dog is barking like crazy.
>no idea whats going on. Freak the fuck out.
>boyfriend yelling and pushing girl.
>get into shoving match with my flaccid dick hanging out.
>push boyfriend to the ground.
>dog bites me.
>I get my things and leave feeling like shit that I ruined a relationship and slept with a dishonest slut.
>get back onto motorcycle and leave.
>weeks go by.
>girl messages me asking if I can talk.
>say no.
>ignore her.
>get crowbar, hotdog buns, doughnuts, antifreeze, and xanax
>go to her house at 2 am.
>fucking dog barking at me outside of the fence.
>soak hotdog buns in antifreeze and fill doughnut with xanax
>throw both over the fence.
>dog stops barking so it can eat the "snacks" I prepared for it.
>see boyfriends brand new honda civic
>pry off gas cap with crowbar and pour antifreeze and water into gas tank
>leave.
>never go there or talk to her again.
nice dubs
you too
When you heard that whistle blowin did you hang your head and cry?
www.ted.com/talks/carrie_poppy_a_scientific_approach_to_the_paranormal
Uh, no, maybe just get yourself checked out for some mental shit.
Yes
But she's hesitant about ruining her marriage.
I'm not quite sure I trust her to keep quiet after I fuck her silly.
or maybe its a fucking 12 years old who also believes in vampires and werewolves
You sound like a 12 year old.
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I’ll take shit that never happened for $400, Alex
IF you really love your wife isnt she enough to make you want to live or is the relationship not too great
You're a good husband user, good for her.
Kek.
Tell us more
I killed a few animals as a kid. Small woodlyn creatures.
Now I'm middle aged and mostly a normie
Seems like she more wants out of the marriage then the sex itself
What r u waiting for?
Fucking pathetic
I’ve been depressed and on multiple medications since I was 15. I have severe panic attacks and constant anxiety. I have major joint issues that make me have to have shots in my knees every few months just to be able to walk. Every day I wake up and get out of bed the muscles and joints hurt like a motherfucker. I work over full time and go to school full time. I have a wife, a daughter, and another kid on the way. If you really cared about them you’d realize that money isn’t going to do fuck all for your wife. Being there for her is what she wants. You’re just giving up and trying to rationalize it with money so you can feel better about yourself.
>one thing led to another
>i cant think of any details to make this made up story sound believable so im just going to not try and hope no one notices or asks
I have peeped on my cousin several times and taken nudes off of her phone.
No, you aren’t. You’re a tryhard faggot who can’t get laid so you dream of fucking women against their will. Sociopaths don’t “dream” of doing things, they do them without fear of repercussions.
Yeah you're right.
We talk every day at work.
I listen to her. Im sympathetic without being beta.
I figure that's enough too reel her in. . I've got her keeping secrets from her husband.
Now I have to decide to either shit or get off the pot.
moar. any stories?
More!
Me too but without the funds part
>Secrets? anything good?
If you have a good marriage (cheating is still ok) but just do it with someone who can keep a secret or doesn't care about your family politics. Just REALLY understand her motivation for fucking you before you do it.
I fucked my friend's ex after they broke off their engagement. They ended up getting back together and are now married.
>wake up
>realize that my attempt to kill myself failed.
Here's a full list of all my secrets.
I regularly steal from women. I'll take anything from them that I can get my hands on. I prefer more valuable and personal items when possible. I've stolen dozens of purses, wallets, phones, jewelry, laptops, articles of clothing (especially underwear), and makeup. I will break into apartments and cars, steal from libraries, parking lots, pickpocket on the street, and my favorite location is college campuses. Typically I use the stolen items to jerk off and if possible look up the girl on social media in hopes that she posts about being robbed. I keep cash and eventually pretty much throw everything else away.
I take upskirt pics and videos of girls in stores and at the college campus.
I keep a fake Facebook of a girl that I use to catfish both men and women. I also hack women's emails and facebooks if possible (it's a lot harder to do now than it was about 5 years ago). I've gotten into dozens of accounts. Usually I just read through messages, post embarrassing things, and then message her friends in an attempt to hack theirs, and the cycle continues. Several times I've found nudes in the email or FB messenger. Twice I posted the nudes and info of the girl here on Sup Forums and it led to everyone in the girl's life seeing them. 1 was an underage high school student. The other was a 22 year old teacher... the pics were sent to all the staff and students. A few times I've used the nudes to blackmail the girl into giving me more.
I started talking to a gorgeous 17 year old girl through my fake FB who thinks I'm a single 25 year old. We've exchanged nudes and talk dirty when we're horny but haven't seen each other irl yet. I'm married but I want to fuck her really bad.
>Just REALLY understand her motivation for fucking you before you do it.
What are acceptable motivations?
What's unacceptable?
Never thought of it like this.
Cheating isn't ok. Don't do it. It's a temporary high that will ruin a permanent good thing.
Describe her tits? Big fakies, sloppy used up milf tits?
I did the same but with an aunty. She was drunk and crashed at our place, I went to wake her up and she was topless and out cold. I sucked those tits for ages. I even came without touching my dick. I was about 13 and she was around 40
There really isn't a lot to tell really.
> be me
> in high school
> be unassuming responsible nerd
> everyone trusts me
> family friend needs short terms after school babysitting
> whatever.jpg
> first day
> she is playing upstairs
> horny teenager mode enable
> start fapping
> never close the door
> dangerisfun.png
> kid walks in when I don't hear
> "What are you doing user?"
> hormone addled brain just thinks "chick is looking at my junk"
> I don't stop
> "It gets big like this sometimes and it doesn't fit in my pants. I have to rub it to make it go down"
> she says something about knowing it's a pee-pee, she saw her cousin in a bath or something
> jacking slows
> terrible idea
> fucking insane idea
> "do you want to help?"
> "how, user?"
> I show her how to give a handie
> first time a girl touched my dick
> feelsgoodman
> warn her that stuff is going to come out
> not pee
> come all over her arm and hand
> she thinks it's gross but is obviously interested too
> I think I'm going to jail
> beg her to keep it a secret
> tell her we can play other games that will make her feel good if she does
> she agrees but leaves
> I spend the rest of the day in fear
next day:
> wake up
> not in jail
> stay home from school anyway
> she comes over
> "So what games are we going to do today user? Can I see it again?"
So I tried to explain that touching feels good (she knew) and touching each other feels better (she didn't know). Showed her porn and then oral. Her favorite thing to do was grind on my dick, never any penetration.
More about what is she trying to get out of it?
>Dick
>
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Profit?
What is he mindset? Do you just have good chemistry so she wants a little something something? Or anything to do with her relationship with her husband.
I'm down what's kik? I'll send screen shot
share some upskirts please.