Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums.
Tomorrow I will be going to tranny escort for the first time.
I need some stories to get pumped up.

how much will you pay?

Does anybody know if there is tranny escort in Europe?

Don't ask for dom/sub play. You'll get assfucked then forced to suck your shit off his dick.

hot

you going for that thick dick or feminine penis?

GONNA GET HIV SON

What are viable escort services to try out?

Fucked a girl in the ass once, got a shitty dick.
Do not recommend

The receiver is meant to be clean and have an enema beforehand to get the shit out.

Otherwise you're guaranteed to have a shitty time.

It's seriously going to be a black dude in a wig. Not worth the syphilis, nevermind the AIDS.

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Did you check up on eroslist?

How has your life come to this? Are you truly that pathetic? You're paying to fuck a man? Men are horny and down for NSA, especially faggots. user, you know this. You could get it for free but you're such a loser that you'll actually pay to suck a dick.

Prepare for disappointment bud. Unless youre full blown gay you will get a rude awakening. Traps IRL are nothing like the traps posted online. Turns out that extremely forgiving angles and photoshops do wonders.

OP is a out to learn a hard lesson in pheromones and sweat glands. He'll lose his boner as soon as he smells that guy's sweaty ass and balls.

>be me
>come home for Christmas
>meet old friend who is now trans
>haven't talked since early highschool
>when we were young we jerked off under the covers together a few times
>talk at Christmas party and have fine time
>Night of the day after Christmas texts me telling me to come over and get my present
>go to her apartment
>present is a nice shirt and rum
>start playing super smash bros in n64 and drinking
>get drunk
>go eat at mcdonalds
>she's flirting with me hard core
>i get a burger
>she gets nuggets
>"I see you staring at my nuggets"
>many such things are said
>go back to her place
>play some more
>she starts joking about having to strip for each fight lost
>I beat her and she takes off her pants, and has shorts on underneath
>she beats me and I take off my shirt
>lots of laughing
>I beat her twice and the shirt and shorts come off
>she beats me and the pants come off
1/2

welp you wont get the same experience from porn I tell you that much, you'll be disgusted if you we're always straight your whole life

>laying up against me laughing
>kisses my neck
>grabs my penis
>start making out while she fiddles with my penis
>take off the rest of our clothes in the bedroom
>she sucks my dick for a while
>play with her dick but don't suck it
>she gets the lube and lubes up her ass and my dick
>slides in easy
>fuck her missionary position while she hold onto my neck and jerks off
>she cums before me
>she dips her fingers in it and puts them in my mouth
>it's not good but whatever
>cum in her butt
>feels gooooood
>there's poop on my dick but not much
>shower together
>suck eachother off in the shower
>go back to hotel
>hang out with family next day
>have to leave day after that
>go over and fuck her twice
>suck her dick once
>leave
>years pass
>we don't talk anymore
Would recommend, tranny butthole is soft.

Did you ever stop to consider how mentally deranged a gay cross-dressing male prostitute must be? No chance he's a cool dude or even a reasonably stable person. That faggot will be an absolute train wreck.

How exactly did you fuck a man missionary? Please, draw us an illustration.

is op asking to steal content? does op need a spanking?

>suck her off once
>suck her off
>her

yeah, kill yourself faggot

>suck her dick

>her
>dick

You can only choose one

Like this

It's not gay if you say her

>his
autism

>being this autistic
get a life

I will find you I promise I will rape you and I am not afraid of your Neapolitan dick husband. I want your ass. I want to do bad things to you

the same way you fuck a woman missionary.

a dick and balls doesn't mean a fag cant lay on his back and get fucked in the ass.

>I need some stories to get pumped up.

Little tommy dated a tranny..

Little tommy got raped by the tranny.

Little tommy got AIDS.

Little tommy IS FUCKING DEAD LIKE YOU WILL BE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!

I second this notion, ive been through this situation and user is right. the one I was with didn't look half bad, but in the end it was still a dude with tits.... really nice tits, but still a dude with tits.

didn't lose my boner but I sure did miss the smell of a women...

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>It's not gay if you say her

No.. it's still gay.. and you're still a fag for fucking HIM in the ASS.

Use a condom, don't eat his ass and you'll be okay

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