One of the most powerful mutants of all time

>one of the most powerful mutants of all time
>spends his prime years sitting in his mommy's basement

Why?

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He should have his own movie

that's just what you could see

fapping to loli at ludicrous speeds

THATS THE JOKEEE

Cause when you can do whatever you want, you do whatever the fuck you want.
It just so happens that he wants to sit in his mom's basement

Because he spends his time jerking off and watching anime, he's a metaphor for the squandered potential of youth, he could do anything but decides not to

what's the point?

He has literally nothing to do

Anything he wants he could take, but he doesn't really want anything except to hang out.

But no one wants to hang out with him, not even his dad.

No matter how hard he tries his Dad will never love him.

This is true

>has the power to casually stroll away from an explosion
>can run many, many times faster than it
>his blows are shown to increase in force exponentially with his speed

He should have completely and utterly vaporized Apocalypse when he punched him, I'm no physicist, but explosions are normally like Mach 5+ and he is faster than explosions by an insane amount.

Damn, senpai. That was harsh. I can see some guys here crying, but not me. I'm dead inside.

>He has literally nothing to do

>Anything he wants he could take, but he doesn't really want anything except to hang out

This. Nothing in life is even remotely challenging or interesting to him. Absolute power is actually kind of boring.

It's probably what I would do I would do desu

Why not just use your powers to win a shitload of money in gambling - or just steal it - and just buy a nice condo or something?

Because you can still decide to do that whenever you want while you chill in your mom's basement. Having all the power breeds ennui in some people. Like how having all the choices in the world inhibits your decision at a candy store, you six year old faggot.

Then you wouldn't even have your mom to hang out witth

Does anyone else only find him sexy as quicksliver?

I don't even get this power, if he can run super fast why does time slow down when he's standing still

>sitting in his mommy's basement
No, mang. He does it while he is doing other things. It's a comfy place to be. That's all.

>wants to tell Magneto that he's his son
>has like 3 perfect moments
>including one where his job is to literally distract Eric
>never says it

To be able to move that fast while remaining in control he must be able to perceive things in slow motion

He was sexy in AHS season 1

Time slows down as you approach the speed of light

So when he joins the X-Men at the end of X-Men: Apocalypse, is he like the gym teacher or something?

PHIL OF THE FUTURE

>PHIL OF THE FUTURE

PHIL OF THE FUTURE

>PHIL OF THE FUTURE

He knew it, faggot.

>not being the Janitor
floor will never be dirty senpai

The speed of light is Mach 874030. Quicksilver's top speed is in the low hundreds of Mach at the absolute most.

He is the fast rape guy

When the fuck did he become one of the most powerful heroes? He was always a shit stain gay boy in the comics

>When the fuck did he become one of the most powerful heroes?
When Singer decided just how fast he was going to be. Generally speaking, the X-Men are much weaker in the films than their comic book counterparts, Quicksilver is not one such mutant.

Humanity is so lucky that i don't have this power. No pussy would be escape from me, not even boipucci.

It wouldn't be that enjoyable for you and it would probably ravage the woman in question. You're better off stealing the money and paying for those delicious 5 figure escorts.

neetbux and twinkies

>comfy as fuck
>can run out and steal anything he wants whenever he wants
>has a Ms.Pacman machine
>his mom is nice and they get along
Why the fuck would he leave?

It really is crazy how hard they managed to fuck up every single one of the x-men movies. I don't mean in terms of power levels but just shitting all over the cannon, timelines, and characters.

None of it makes sense, I stopped watching after the first 3 because they were so shitty. I can only imagine this one is just as awful.

>Twink eats Twinkie
B R A V O S I N G E R

>I can only imagine this one is just as awful
It is, but First Class and Days of Future Pants are decent. First Class is pretty clean too. X-Men 1, 2 and First Class are really clean in terms of no jumbling up.

>Sup Forums is filled with mutant young males who are smart (debatable) and capable of doing anything they want
>spend their prime years sitting in mommy's basement shitposting
Really makes you think

>raping loli at ludicrous speeds

Ftfy

>Why?

He could get bored as fast as he could pick pocket everyone on the planet, see every tourist spot on the planet, pop every girls cherry and run the whole world twice.

So yeah, the more power you have, the faster you get bored of them.

The best way to have all the powers you could have in the world and to also enjoy them would be to discover each one of them one by one, without knowing what you could do.

OR

You enhance your atomic structures to make sure your dopamine neurotransmitters aren't so fucking shitty.

It's like IDDQD in DooM, it's fun for a while in Nightmare mode with all dem demons and zombies and shit, but it gets boring quite fast.

Then you find out you can spawn enemies, you spawn a fuckload of them, watch them infight to death like the idiots they are, but then you get bored of it too.

And then you want to try another game, and another, and another, and another, and now you have video game addiction.

Dopamine man. It's an asshole.

>Sup Forums is filled with mutant young males who are smart (debatable) and capable of doing anything they want
If we really were worth a damn we wouldn't be here. Even if there are intelligent people on this board, they have more problems than everyone else.

There are multiple timelines and comics you Sup Forums shitlord. Any comicbook movie going 1 to 1 ends up like videogame trash movies anyways.

So he could be the most relatable character in all of capeshit.

I feel like there are some things that would never get boring. Taking a random woman, stripping her naked, and then placing her in the middle of a busy street and watching it all unfold would never get boring.

Apocalypse has insane regenerative powers and more endurance than most mutants. His gimmick is literally absorbing powers

Why are there currently two different versions of quick silver?

Xmen quick silver and avengers quick silver

>one of the most powerful mutants of all time

Not really. He's not even in the top 5 and they just started finding mutants recently. If the government actually knew about his powers they'd be able to create effective counter-measures.

But even the most conservative estimates put Quicksilver's punches at the force that makes a wrecking ball look like a toy hammer; remember force increases exponentially with velocity.

xmen movies are owned by fox and their quicksilver is a mutant, son of magneto

avengers movies are owned by marvel and their quicksilver is just a human enhanced by hydra

>He's not even in the top 5
Name 5 stronger. Apocalypse? Probably. Sebastian Shaw? Maybe. Charles Xavier? Arguably. Overall though Quicksilver has the power to destroy the entire world, and it wouldn't even be very hard.

>they'd be able to create effective counter-measures

I've yet to see a comics offer anything that could counter super speed. Every single time a speedster loses, it's because he was cocky or just being plain stupid.

You're fucking retarded.

We know he's been stealing things from nearby cities for his own amusement, so it's safe to assume that he's been doing other stuff too.

Does he always see time slow? He was seeing time slow when he first arrived at Xavier's school and I didn't think he could see the explosion from where he was standing.

If he always sees time like that guys existence just be torture

I don't care about your children's books, this is a movie board, we're talking about the movies.

In the comics, speedsters lose because their enemy just randomly backhands them while they're trying to look cool with their speed punches. The movies would be able to get creative with counter measures.

>Taking a random woman, stripping her naked, and then placing her in the middle of a busy street and watching it all unfold would never get boring.
>would never get boring

Even if it was in an infinite loop, your dopamine neurotransmitters would get used to the infinite loop itself.

Just admit it. Your brain is a gigantic fucking asshole, and we all have one.

Levitation, gravity manipulation, telekinesis. Speedsters can't do shit if their feet can't touch the ground.

he would have broken his fist if he punched him at that speed

>It's an user thinks everybody sucks.
I'm just a guy who loves to discuss about films more than most. I have a good job and the sole reason for being home at a Friday night is because I like to wake up early and have breakfast watching the sunrise.

And I'm waiting for a Bane thread

Run so fast the run on air/bend time. Yes a comic wouqld probably make up some shit about that.

Then why didn't he hurt himself when he punched super fast before? He has to experience force relative to his own "speed" or otherwise none of his actions while fast make sense.

he's still made of flesh and bones and i dont think he wants to pulverize his arm

Wouldn't you?

Quicksilver should be creating sonic booms every time he moves faster than sound, which is often.

fucking nerd

He realized something was going wrong at that moment with the twinkie, so he started super speed thoughts about it and later super speed in general.

I'm just shitposting family.. none of this makes sense.

one would think he would rip out your hand if he pulled you with him at such speeds, but nope..

He has speed protection(im just making shit up to vives excuses now)

>adult who lives in moms basement is everyones favorite character in movie
>adult who lives in moms basement is hated by everyone in real life

>adult is evan peters
Not that hard to understand, user kun.

>at the table Saturday morning enjoying his pancakes
>reaches for the syrup at super speed
>creates sonic boom
>all the glass in the mansion is shattered
>43 students have permanently lost their hearing

ok then part of his mutation is not creating sonic booms

what now, nerd?

>adult has charisma, power, and is sexy as fuck

Now you're thinking like a comic writer!

Wasn't there a comic speedster whose entire gimmick was realistic repercussions? Like he had to deal with wind resistance, friction, possibly snapping his legs, etc.?

Yeah he's called Flash.

I thought it was implied that every superhero had the required secondary superpowers for his main powers. Like how Cyclops doesn't incinerate his own eyelids, or how Superman's arms don't snap people in half when he catches them.

Lmao, you couldn't be more wrong.

Flash doesn't have that, though. If he did his legs would catch on fire from the friction and he would never be able to react to his environment because he's moving too quickly.

How does Cyclops's power even work? Laser beams coming out your eyes seems more like magic

Or how spiderman doesn't snap people's necks when webbing them

Apparently Quicksilver perceives everything moving that slowly all the time, which is why he's such a jackass. Everyone seems to be talking and moving in slow motion, it must be incredibly annoying.

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>implying there is literally anything you can't do in your teens and 20's that you could do in your 30's/40's/50's/possibly 60's


When will this "life ends at 30" meme end?

ok saitama.

I would probably an hero at that point

Why can magneto move rocks and the earth now?

Superman has a "bio-aura" that he subconsciously extends to things he touches that he does not wish to destroy. Which is why he can lift planes and shit instead of just going right through them.

>anything you can't do in your teens and 20's that you could do in your 30's/40's/50's/possibly 60's
Well you usually don't have the money in your teens and 20s to do a lot of the cool shit that people 30+ do.

Listen to The Ballad of Barry Allen and you'll understand.

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I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation to mess with people 24/7.

Silicon, Aluminum, Iron, Calcium, and Magnesium make up 98% of the earth's crust. They're all metals.

comics are shit, you shouldn't try to rationalize them

How would you win gambling if you could only slow down time

He killed Gwen by snapping her back in half with his web.

Rocks are mostly metal. Honestly, if you take Magneto's powers to their logical conclusion he's pretty much invincible because most things are made of metal. I've never understood exactly why he's limited to only certain kinds of metal, other than for entertainment purposes.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal

Only iron out of those is magnetic tho