SECRETS THREAD

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My Grandfather told me on his deathbed that he was part of the Einsatzgruppen during WWII in Lithuania.

Sissy porn. I've made a bunch of it. Of myself.

wtf is that? i dont listen to hip-hop

I wouldn't really mind befriending, taking care of, loving, and sexually penetrating a 9 year old girl.

Fucked a fat chick and I didn't have sex for 6 months after cause I could still feel the rolls

I really want to fuck my girlfriend while she sucks her dog's cock.

Nazi Death Squads.

I really want my wife to let the dog lick and rim her while I fuck her mouth

Convinced a kid that used to be in boyscouts with me to suck my dick at 13 and basically used him as a toy for months only a few people know

mmf is gay as fuck, youre a disgusting fag. gtfo with that homo shit, wtf is wrong with you?

Faggot.

eh it is whatever to be honest was my first blowjob and handjob, plus the kid was the biggest autistic spaz and everyone hated him so this was my personal way of getting back

Are you a girl now? Lol

I'm autistic as fuck, oh wait. That's not a secret.

Lol wut? nah I just enjoyed watching this kid fucking beg to touch and suck my cock and I never touched him he begged me to touch his dick but holy shit that nigga had an oversized clit, no more than 1.5 inches

I showered with a 9yo earlier today, have done it quite a few other times also

dude that's kinda weird

Up util I was 15 nearly 16 used to get a female cousin who was two years younger to kick me in the balls a lot on many occasions. I pulled my pants down for It and she enjoyed It. Sometimes I think about going back and getting her to do It again

most people would agree, that's why i dont tell them. not weird at all imo

like you don't like touch them or anything right?

Used to play sex games with the neighbours daughter when we were both like 7. Pretty normal I suppose, what's not normal is I still think about the stuff we did

Aah i see, and is this 9 year old girl giving you the consent? No I am not fbi

What were you fucking told?
STOP POSTING THIS BULLSHIT NONSTORY!

I accidentally left the stove on and burnt my food. I blamed my little brother and he got his ass beat for it. I feel guilty whenever I think about it.

no, sometimes i help with her hair but i dont molester her or anything. when she was younger I would have to help her more so i have touched her but nothing sexual/bad.

yes, it is 100% consensual. her parents are fine with it also.

i didnt get the memo, maybe my secretary forgot to give it to me

bmp

That's kind of hot

I peed the bed. Not when I was little, like, last week. I was having a bad dream after sleeping for like 14 hours and my body went without waking me up. I was mortified.

I secretly need pictures of your penises.

I need something sizable that'll help me sleep at night, and sassify my dream world.

Google can't do it for me anymore. I need a personal picture from an actual person.

>6195861599 (text it niggers)

lol

I convinced 3 ex girlfriends to let dogs lick their vag and record it for me

Fuck you. You get the memo just about every time you post your nonstory. Same thing every time:
>opfag: "I shower with a 9 year old"
> newfag: "really user?!, what happens?"
> opfag "nothing"
Seriously. Fuck off.

you from sandiego

noted

I caught my boyfriend masturbating while wearing my bra and panties and recorded it so I could masturbate to it later.

>I cum in my sisters shampoo and soap bottles and dream about her rubbing my cum all over her body
>I also cum in any left over food or drinks she has already opened that I can easily mask my cum in so I can dream about her eating my cum
>I lay in her bed naked while shes at school smelling and jacking off with her dirty and clean panties

There's a good chance that what my husband thinks are his sons are actually his nephews.

You said that before too, dumbcunt.

noted

I once masturbated so much that I lost feeling in my clit

how old is she?

Kek

We are on Sup Forums, we all want that.

So does he think it or not? Or don't you even know?

That's really hot. I tried to get my wife into that but she's just...not really a kinky lady. I really consider cheating on her just to find a femdom that will ballbust me, make me worship her ass and ruin my orgasms.

I have a cannibalistic fetish.

There's no reason he should suspect.

shes 19

>sister is super sick
>shes in bed all day resting
>offer to make her something
>she nods
>I go into kitchen and start her special soup and drink
>start the cream of mushroom soup on the stove
>start the smoothie in the blender
>walk just outside her door see shes rolled over
>pull out my cock on the door way start to jerk it
>get within inches of cumming
>run back to food and cum in soup and smoothie
>bring food to her
>give her a kiss on the forehead and tells her I hope she gets better

Do you still cheat?

bi fag here, when i was in college,18-19yo, i had a secret relationship with a 13-14yo boy

tell a fellow fag more

get therapy because that is not okay. you're not a criminal YET but do get some help so you won't be.

My neighbor made me suck his dick on a daily basis when I was 5 years old.

tell her

I spend hours everyday fapping on cam chat sites. Usually with girls of a questionable age. I've had some real good wins

That's gay

fucking queer

I turned myself into a pickle to avoid my family

There's a portal to another dimension in my room, I cum in it and watch my genetic material whirl around the interdimensional vortex as it breaks up in the twirling and amounts to nothing. Hell, before the vortex, I felt like nothing every single time I finished masturbating, anyway...

I fucked my neighbors 18yr old daughter while he was away

Only when he's on deployment.

>I cum in it and watch my genetic material whirl around
That's called a sink, you live in a basement

doubt that would go over well.

>go to DQ get 2 blizzards
>park in parking lot and pull out phone
>start to fap to my sisters pics
>about to cum and grab a blizzard
>shove the blizzard down on my cock and cum
>take it home and hand it to sis
>she says thanks bro

>I fucked a girl

Worst secret ever.

Fair enough

That actually is normal

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I frequently think about im great detail how I would kill people and dispose of the remains. Not just in general. People I meet, know, or talk to throughout my mandatory human interactions daily.

I....I.....
MASTURBATED ON MY SISTER’S COUCH
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I used to force my maybe 4 or 5 year old neighbor (girl) to suck me off when i was 12 - 13. I still fantasize about those days and think it has really fucked up my sexual preferences.

Yea but I'm 32 now and I still daydream about those days

find another loli?

They would sense you coming up on them, flip you over a table and do you.

The knife, the rusty scissors, your wussy penis but they'd do you worse than you think you're gonna be cool because NBC is getting another season of wusses.
This is your fault.

You shouldn't have done this. Now all the pedophiles are out.

Saw my Moms pussy a few years ago when I was 17. Not attracted to her at all but she does have a very nice pussy.

I'm into a lotta kinky shit and my significant other knows most all aspects of it besides that I've gotten off to underage shit. But, like most Sup Forums chick's I was touched as a child so maybe that has to do with it?

You'll never stop user. We all have those sexy childhood adventures that are just as sexy now as they were at the time. Somehow even sexier

none so far, at least ones that arent 2 dimensional

yeah I know that feel homie
good luck brother

I did that as well, the same age for both of us also with a girl my Mom had to baby sit occasionally but I gave her the old "close your eyes and open your mouth" routine.

I'm 22 and have been sexting and having sex with a 31 year old married woman in one of my classes. Seems like we are falling in love with each other but I think she had just been overwhelmed by the attention I have given her.

>I'll never have a pedo gf

Why live

100% Feel you on that

i'm a pretty fucked up person.

short and simple

I don't seed torrents after downloading them

I want my FWB and his group of hot stoner friends to gangbang me

You MONSTER

I fuck my sister daily and shes sucking me off rn

Pic

link??

Nice

raise your hands if you are pedosexual

do it

atm im too unsober and lazy to grntxt many details but it was one of my best relationships compared to the 10+ girls ive dated. sexual aspects were awesome as well. He was super cute, easily a 8/10.

Hello there Mr. Sandusky....

Reconnected with Long lost family from my mother side who passed when I was a kid. Female cousin 22 is super hot. No real convo or hangout. Lives 4 hours away. After a few months following on insta she posts a mirror pic with lockers in the background. Could only mean 1 thing. She's stripping. Google her town and surrounding clubs. Finally find the one she's working at. Knowing that she comes from a bad upbringing, has no morals or self respect and probably on pills and stripping for her survival I make plans to take a little trip. One weekend when wife takes kids to in laws. I stay behind. Drive 4 hours away. Rent a motel. Drive to club. Pay entry. Sit for a few. Deny all advances from dirty bitches until finally there she is. I don't just jump on her. I make eye connection. Ask for a drink. Wait until she hits stage. Throw 5s not 1s. Total of like $100. She has no idea who I am. Wait until she finishes on stage. She approaches me and asks me for a dance. I tell her I'm not really into the dance since it leaves me all blue ball. And just like the little hood rat white trash pos she is. Says for $200 we can go to champagne room and do whatever I like. Act like I'm hesitant but really hard like a missle. Goes to upstairs champagne room. And for the next 30 minutes stuff my cock in every hole she has eventually ripping the condom off and cumming all over her face. Immediately leave. Don't even spend night in motel. Drive 4 hours back. Haven't been back since.

That makes me want to masturbate so much that I lose feeling in my dick...

sandusky liked boys

I have lied on Sup Forums