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american """"houses""" vs wind

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not eaten in 24 hours

Ah yes, female "introspection"

just bought this bad boy
will be the perfect tool for shaking that shack

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youtube.com/watch?v=EmimnKgAeHg

yank houses are clearly better
>fox and grapes the poster

Left my mother off at the care home
Old bint starting screeching like a wog
Very nearly slapped the shit out of her
Everyone was staring
People even started videoing it
I don't think ill visit her again
Not putting myself through that twice
Torture, hate old people, not ageist just don't like them
Simple as

nice MS Paint skills there, friendo

Gunshot: 500 dB
Gunshot with piece of copper tubing on the end: 0 dB

Reckon this has business potential lads?

Listening to baseline thinking about getting dizzed tomorrow night

>being this much of an asslicker


>and still living in the UK


lmao

That looks awful, lad. There are lovely yank houses, that isn't one of them.

Silencers still make significant noise

anime

>tfw even owning a shitty small terraced house is becoming an increasingly impossible feat unless you live in stoke on trent or somewhere

don't see the point in life to be honest. the picket white fence, wife and 2 kids dream is gone.

now you're just working just to be able to rent a space in a HMO flatshare, until you're 70.

only 24 but already considering buying viagra

I want a higher sex drive

Pathetic

Is it weird to tell a girl she's got great tits for an 18 year old? (she does)

tripsit for a couple of years when i was quite into drugs; I left because i got really paranoid and thought they were up to something after a couple of weeks of frequent psychedelic trips when in reality it was probably all in my head, now I can't go back because I don't think they'd understand and they've all probably moved on and forgotten about me by now anyway.

I even felt like I belonged for a fleeting moment before my demise.

yes

ah yes the famous american infrastructure

>be self made man
>marry girl making her instantly rich
>she wans a divorce
>she keeps kids, house cars and gets literal millions off you every year
how did the feminists win so much?

I reckon user took it directly off Reddit (hence the filename).

Probably r/meirl

>cherry picking

>he's still calling it a silencer

>asslicker
FOY

Debating whether I should change my uni info on FB to include my college instead of just my uni, seems a bit pompous

Business idea: stay up all night so I don't have to hear the mum complain about my neet lifestyle

ah yes british housing

>lol im cool because I'm military and call it a suppressor

Is it weirder to say she's got great tits or "you're very well developed for your age ;) haha"?

>he thinks every post regarding guns itt is me
only the first one m80

Who /low test/ here?

why you stealing my pics mate? also when i posted it, i wrote something very similar...
mm mmm i dont like that

Love the aesthetic to modern glass houses but would actually dread living in one

What is the point lads
>Retirement age is going to be 70 for us
>Only way to get on the property ladder and start a family is to live in a cramped new build where you need to travel 20 miles to work each way everyday

deffo think its worth leaving the UK.

>americuck house cant stand wind

ah yes, the infamous /brit/ meetup of 2017

She sounds like a nice person

remember me?

don't say the latter because most girls have fully developed tits at 18 you dickhead

couldn't advise you on what to say, only on what not to say
>you're very well developed for your age ;) haha
do not say that

*cites you as a source*

yes because the MOAB prevented russian advancement didn't it? fucking retard

I can cherry pick too

>pints at house parties

>Retirement age is going to be 70 for us
this isn't that much of a problem as long as working conditions are better
the first retirement age was set by Bismarck in Prussia around the end of the 19th century, it was set a 60. This wasn't a gift to the workers because your normal labour in prussia at the time would die around the age of 62-63. It's been in european culture that people should retire at 60 based on an utter lie

cheers pal, now give me some cash in hand for that other (You) you got

that house wouldent get blown down by wind

maybe in the UK, one of the most inequal societies in the western world and you won't be able to move to a more equal country with brexit hahaha

do you not pour your bottles and cans into glasses?

>tfw my mate and i found a well priced flat right by campus and we're going to see it today

working tomorrow so cant go out and have fun like everyone else. fomo as fuck.

Japanimation! Whoa!

I once had a bedsit flat that was two rooms: kitchen and tiny bathroom. Had to squeeze my bed, sofa and telly into the kitchen. I slept less than 2 metres away from the buzzing, gurgling fridge. Nightmare.

I'm too lazy to move
We're fucked

dont start

:)

do NOT interrupt this woman at a business meeting; that is sexist

A tornado is a lot stronger than your average wind, brainlet

bank holiday weekend :)

grim

depressed and stressed out

just want to stuff my face on cake and eat fast food

can't be arsed to cook or anything

help

He can't even spell wouldn't Lmao

*arrives at the cracking jamski at deanos flat*

*unsheathes pint glass*

alri

*pours a strongbow cider slowly into the family heirloom*

and go where?

>80k
>In a beautiful temperate part of the country with everything you need (fibre internet, shopping centres, giant supermarkets)

Until you live in Florida or Texas. Then your house can brace an actual hurricane plus flood.

i am bitter about brexit, because of this very reason.

viewed the UK as a sinking ship, and the EU as an easy way out. Now i'm tied to the ship

but that all sounds good??

go for it, nothing wrong with a bit of cake & fast food once in a while :) x

>Underwater within 20 years

Pass

>Thailad gloating about his life

yeah thanks lad, why not just order me some rope so i can hang myself

oh shit

It's basically in the mountains m8
Can I not discuss houses too? :(

ah yes i really fancy living in such a big house all by myself

no but i mean this is not just a one off treat. i am constantly craving fast food and sweets.

im stopping myself from eating them, so the only thing i end up eating is stuff like buttered toast.

Then you'll be housing all the refugees from the Mekong Delta.

Just did 20 push ups lads!

>all by myselfI
I doubt that
why would you do that?

I'm marrying a yank so maybe I'll be able to own a nice yank house one day. Bit scared to move though because I have a shit retail banking job to take with me to America

Reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with supporting international Jewry

>Can I not discuss houses too? :(

I'm so fucking depressed. I'm stuck in this shithole country where you lose at every step.

I'm earning good money, but owning a house and starting a family are just impossible here.

There's nothing to do in this country, i hate the weather, the government constantly cucks us and there is no point to our lives here.

That was a very short lived meme
Wonder why

Do the McDonalds in the UK serve drinks in pint glasses?

So leave if you feel that way.

Yes but I personally like to bring my own. I often bring my own pint glass to house parties.

Know that feel lad

I don't even want to own a house and I still hate this country

Nothing wrong with usury

> No one speaks english
> Everyone is yellow
> Blatant corruption
> Thai """music"""
> Incompetently run ‘public service’ companies

*heems you in the tit*

is this a criticism of australia or thailand

dont forget the country is politically unstable and is governed by the military.

easier said than done.
I've been applying for jobs abroad. Even though I'm decently high-skilled, I don't think I'm yet at the point where I am someone who can do a job, that no one else in a country can (the visa requirement), unless i move to somewhere like malawi.

It's fuck, the UK is a shithole, don't blame you for jumping ship.

Just sent Tim food from 6 different takeaways in High Wycombe, should all be arriving by 6.30. Should be a good video tonight

> No one speaks english
Learning a language is good for you
> Everyone is yellow
It's like the simpsons, I piss myself everyday
> Thai """music"""
youtu.be/5ab5q-L_YU8
> Incompetently run ‘public service’ companies
Which of these would affect you?

Wind? What do the British know of wind?

>bullying tim

I don't get why you like cheesy pop music