How do i subtly hint i have a huge cock on tinder without seeming like an asshole ?

how do i subtly hint i have a huge cock on tinder without seeming like an asshole ?

You're going to seem like one anyway when it becomes obvious you were lying

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Don't

woman are not size queens like most of us expect. Those that are are sleezy festival sluts with ugly piercings and disgusting tattoos and one too many STDs

Just be normal and surprise them.

Otherwise you just seem like a douche

9 inches long aint small I know theres some girls out there who just want to get fucked by a huge dick

You're on tinder, just lay it out there. Women wanna fuck a dood who knows how to assert himself. Just say bitch i got an anaconda wrapped arround my thigh!

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then lay it out flat, have all the cute girls swipe left and be left with the fat slampiggies

>Tell her six inches
>Surprise her with nine

"P.S.: I have a pretty big cock."

Results guaranteed.

Thru clothes, man! Put that shit trunk without underwear so your trunk shows. But don't be a gurl when doing the shoot, ya know? When she take a pic showing tits and the phone cover the face, showing what the true intention was? Be discreet.

Then get the fuck off of tinder and go clubbing/barhopping/partying. The only girls on tinder looking for the d are fat disease ridden slampiggies.

Tight swim trunk photo

lmao any evidence? dont think it would work

You don't you fucking idiot.

let them find out int here own time, focus on being less of a fucking oxygen thief and actually making yourself marketable to attractive women.

whatever time and effort you were going to spend subtly hinting at the (exaggerated) dimensions of your anatomy spend instead on building relationship.

degenerate scumfuck.

this.
under-promise - over achieve.

lmao mad tinydick is mad

has been told for years that its ok and that girls dont mind your tiny dick but we all know theyre lying just to be nice to you when in reality theyre gravely dissappointed

No evidence, i have an average cock.
But girls are on tinder to fuck, and thats a "cute" way of telling them youre hung.
Girls who normally wouldnt swipe you will, because you have given them an obvious conversation starter, and also they have to assume you actually have a big dick.

Hit me up and we can talk about my huge.....passion for blah blah blah or something like that..

In your profile tell you are 6 foot and 3 inches
Those are 2 seperate mesures

When you tell a girl you have a small dick they know you don't , only small dick need to overinflate their size

Have a photo of yourself in shorts or something that shows an impressive, yet not show off-ish budge.
The doors will come and others.

Sloots will come*

dont...
its hit or miss anyways...

Just fucking say it.
You're on a fucking dating/fucking app.
Have you seen some of the shit people put on their bio on there?
You saying you're hung like a giraffe would be mild compared to some of the shit women put up for attention.

If you hint that you have a huge cock, you're an asshole.

Either own it, or don't. Some girls like assholes.

Put it this way. If you say you got a big dick you're only going to get the kind of women who only fuck guys with big dicks. No-one wants to fuck that kind of woman, not even guys with big dicks.

You open every conversation with a question

"Length or girth?"

Lol 9 inch dicklet