"wacky" character is sleeping, usually in an ill-suited location

>"wacky" character is sleeping, usually in an ill-suited location
>gets woken up
>instantly looks around rapidly while doing karate chops in the air

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>i need 5 minutes
>you have 10 seconds
>does it in 9 seconds

>old captain giving over control of the vessel to a new captain
>one of the crew members addresses the captain
>both the old captain and the new captain respond
>look at each other awkwardly
>new captain responds again alone

dumb frogposter

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THAT'S ENOUGH

retard

I do this.
My mom said she has nightmares where a SWAT team raids my house and they set me off, so I end up getting shot because I was busy flailing to wake up.

not an argument

>shower scene
>character is facing the faucet

Is it gay to have sex on your dad?

>heoric battle war movie with 2 guys
>on different sides
>in the end
>the winner salutes the loser

>shower scene
>character doesn't piss in the shower

>character poops in toilet
>camera doesn't pan down so viewers can see the poop

>horror movie
>female getting chased in the woods
>trips and falls down
Every fucking time

>black character
>has a job

>group knowingly finishes another characters sentence in unison
>said character looks around in feigned ignorance

>vietnam movie
>it aint me starts playing

>main character dresses up in the morning
>knows how to tie his shoes

takes me right out of the movie

i can only suspend my disbelief so much

i know the trope but this specific scenario has never happened

>trope

hi red.dit

>characters wind up in bad part of town
>gang of white guys with leather jackets and bandanas in their pockets come out from behind the dumpster to rob/rape them

>injured character wakes up in a stranger's bed
>someone hands them a cup of something to make them better
>injured character spits it out
>"I never said it tasted good"

>ww2 movie
>nazis are the bad guys

>suspicious character pours and hands the protagonist a drink
>the drink is laced with a knockout drug

>impales themselves on a fucking branch

>leader is ok with sacrificing someone when it makes them look dark and edgy
>leader is not ok with sacrificing someone when it makes the plot more interesting

Dumb frogposter.

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>character is early 30s
>doesn't live with his mom

>character takes a shit
>his asshole doesnt start bleeding

mene?

Normie: We're already finishing each others'...
Normina: ...sentences.

that actually happened a lot with my prior girlfriends though.

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>watches TV to take mind off something
>every channel is somehow related

>with my prior girlfriends

ok bud

>female character awakens at some weirdo's place after a rough night
>he hands her boiled eggs and tells her to eat them all

Every fucking time.

>writes down 5 letters on an otherwise blank sheet of paper
>underlines it for some reason

That applies to everyone here.

>looks up number in phone book
>rips out the entire page with it

>boxing really isnt about boxes!

>character is running from the killer
>stumbles and falls while running to their car
>drops the keys while trying to unlock the car
>finally gets inside the car and starts the engine
>the killer manages to get into the car
>the killer asks the main character for a ride to the airport
>the main character is socially anxious and says yes even though it's rush hour and it'll be a nightmare getting in and out of departures

>character gets into a car
>camera focuses on the built-in screen
>"directions to suspects house"

>Monster chasing character, several shots establish monster is much much faster than character. Monster manages to "almost" get character several times but character keeps getting away. Even when within striking distance monster just ineffectually lunges and snarls

Looking at you, Maze Runner, with your stupid useless robotic maze spider.

>Stranded band of all male characters, been surviving together for years. Suddenly a mysterious attractive female shows up. They don't immediately run a rape train on her.

Again, fuck you, Maze Runner. So unrealistic.

>freeze frame
>"You're probably not interested in how I got here"
>cut to credits

>establishing shot of london
>aerial view of big ben, westminster, london eye
>shots of red double decker buses
>youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0 starts playing

>Movie trailer starts
>BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUM

>Go to see a crowd-pleaser
>It turns out to be a blockbuster

underrated post

>Your friend borrows your copy of Ice Age
>The shiny side is scratched when he returns it

Underrated poster

>We believe in you, kid

>mods delete my frogposting thread again

>madam president

Back before cell phones, a lot of nyc pay phones must have had half empty phone books

This is the best frogposting thread in a long time. Hopefully the brilliant mods of /teevee/ don't delete it.

it's stuff we do/don't like in movies and tv

i actually like this meme

>mfw they say sandwiches and I don't know if they like AD or Frozen

>something awkward happens
>pan to dog covering his eyes with (prosthetic) doggie limbs

>close-up shot of underage girl receiving a foot massage
>executive producer Dan Schneider

>shower scene
>doesn´t shower the falcon

>falcon
Nice unfunny forced meme.

>main character wakes up
>stumbles through his house
>stranger is in the kitchen cooking
>offers him breakfast

>forced meme
Nice meme.

Mass repiler should be given a stern warning.

>meme
Nice meme

>zombie movie
>takes place in a universe where nobody's heard of zombies

>Zombie movie. When the zombies show up the characters go to extreme lengths to refer to them with every term except "zombie"

>teenage characters
>actors are in their 30's

>
meme

>character in early 30s
>isn't a virgin who sits on the computer all day

>bully character
>turns out he's poor/has no friends
>this makes his actions justified

>comedy movie
>there's no comedy writing it's all ad-libbed one liners

>his father beat him

At least it gives him some motive other than DUDE I'M EVIL LMAO

>>/timanderic/

>comedian makes joke about certain politician/party
>stops being a joke after a minute
>he continues ranting about them
>audiences laughs as if he was joking

It's a cliched way to give a character """"depth"""". Does someone really need a motivation for taking a kid's money other than wanting the money?

It's cliche because it's true. Bullies usually have serious problems.

>character parks his car, gets out and walks away
>doesnt role up windows or lock doors

>character leaves his car to a valet

>explosions everywhere, probably hundreds of innocents dead
>crack a one-liner

>Character is buying an item at a store. Slaps down a large denomination bill and says "Keep the change" instead of double-checking the transaction amount, using a coupon or rewards card if possible, and depositing what's left over in a retirement investment account

>protagonist is shown talking to a 3D woman
>doesn't throw up later

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>jojopart2 movie
>nazis are the good guys

>Shower scene
>Character doesn't preform the entire opening scene to The Pest

>He doesn't get into a battle stance when he wakes up.

It's like you want bad things to happen to you.

>shower scene
>character doesn't perform the entire opening scene of The Dark Knight Rises

Haha, YES! There are so epic. MOAR! We gotta make this a thing, guys!

>that actually happened a lot with my prior girlfriends though.
"Babe, tonight I'm sleeping over at..."
(simultaneously) "Tyrone's"

...
*grin creeps across face, point at each other and giggle*

"Don't wait up, you little white"
(simultaneously) "faggot"

*burst of laughter*
*door shuts*

...
*sound of sobbing and furious masturbation*

Bump because I hate this fucking board.

>main character is a socially inept loser
>gets the hottest girl by the end
every. fucking. time.

>it is revealed in the after credits it was just to make chad jealous for looking at jennifer

kek