Do you want to be my boyfriend user?

>Do you want to be my boyfriend user?

no?

If only...so cute.

Into anal?

You got dicc?

... bruh. I am engaged.

yes please, show feminine penis please

That depends. Do you also hate niggers and Jews? And will my wife be a problem?

One can dream.
Or maybe you're a nightmare.

On a second thought, nope.
I'd never date a model, Ciena.

shes a cutie for sure

Hell nawwwwwww, I fucking hate relationships. Cheats everywhere, everywhere I tell ya.

I don't really go for guys pretending to be girls on the internet. So no.

Yeah whats your id? Im shill from CA

Yes plz

No, m'lady.

I do not deserve such a fine woman. If I were to be in such a relationship, I'd first attempt to woo such a fine lass by wine and dining her to an upscale restaurant like Chili's or Outback.

Alas, I cannot afford such a frivolous lifestyle.

Take care, and be well, m'lady

open relationship mate. safe's some drama and you can fuck others too. And if shit hits the fan, you've got an easy relationship replacement girl around you.

Kek

you weak beta guy. Girls are no gods, they shit on the toilet like you and me. Just treat them as your mates and fuck them properly. Then you can fuck any girl you want. Trust me, I've been like you and after some changes I fucked a Hollywood chick who's now dating an actor

how mental are you? If you date like this and look that pretty, there must be something wrong

>I've been like you and after some changes I fucked a Hollywood chick who's now dating an actor
So did you meet recently, does she like doing porn?

about 2-3 years ago. She's not in the porn scene, but she's into bdsm. We dated for a couple of months, then I grew tired of her BS and lies. But the sex was awesome, best I ever had

Why do you traps always think you can just decide to look like an actual girl. Faceapp would do a better job than this.

Pic is me, real girl of science biology. Will you be my boyfriend?

Look, kids: it's Angela Merkel

gross freak of nature... I would prefer being fucked by OP's dick for the rest of my day's than look at another of your creepy pictures

YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME. ALL FLASH, AND NO FURY!

I made you a backpack to carry your shame in.

Why u gotta ruin it and post a ugly pic of her

You're a bit too old for me sweetheart

No

>I just want to fuck you
>Then I want you to fuck off

Hail to the YES!
just one problem, we don´t live in the same country probably :(

I know a dude in an open relationship. I don't get it unless you're a cuck (pretty sure he is) or attractive and can fuck many women. Dude basically slaves for his girl and barely even has sex with her, never others, while she's out getting fucked by whoever. For females I get it, they are incapable of love, at least the same way men love, it's a way to control/have "ownership" of the man.