Best way to make money on the side?

Best way to make money on the side?
Illegal or legal doesn't matter, anything goes.

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Get a(nother) job you fuck

work

College student, already working in MacDoanld's, looking for something on the side, thanks tho.

Sell weed my dude

Get a XXL gulp from seven and sit down on a busy sidewalk and put the gulp in front of you.

Not even joking, begging might sound like shit but if you look skinny and don't shower for a month, take a drive to nearby state and sit on the sidewalk, easy 500$ a day.

Where do i get the weed from?

Buy seeds online
Grow
sell
profit

>Buy seeds online
>Grow

Isn't that easy, growing them takes skill and a special place my man

Selling drugs
Buying crypto

So you're basically a retard with zero social skills. Why the fuck do you go to college if you can't even score a weed dealer

>buy weed from a dealer
>sell said weed for a higher price

are you insane?

Weed is a shit drug to sell.
>Shit profit
>Takes alot of space
>Smells like fucking hell
>can see the quality

Sell cocaine instead
>HUGE profit
>Doesn't take any space for alot of profit
>Doesn't smell (dogs will smell it tho)
>Can't see if it's good quality or bad

500 a day??? Hell where? Lower Manhattan or wut

Start robbing drug dealers. Go find one sit and watch. Then hit that nigger up and get is dope and cash and laught at that bitch. Then repeatedly find new sloppy dealers.

if you know someone who sells, you get to know someone who sells bigger quanities. Gotta work up the chain.

start producing and selling butthash my man

all the cool kids poopsmoke it nowadays

are you dumb? Its called finding a hookup

My buddy is a craigslist flipper. He will buy heavily used but still working items, clean them up a bit and resell them. His speciality is motorcycles, cars and home appliances. He had a washing machine he bought for $50 which he put a new lid on and sold for $200

I'm from Israel, no idea about the states, if you're from America drive to another state so people won't recognize you, and yes when people see a "homeless" kid in need they even offer to house you for a day or help you rebuild your life, shit is crazy.

Depends on where you are though, i had friends doing this in Tel-Aviv and they made a bunch of money, and if authorities question you say you ran away from your parents or w/e.

Very true

Amazon Mechanical Turk. Make money whenever you want. Its not much, but more then you will ever make playing a videogame.

Also the more you do the better your rep the more money you can make.

flipping shit is good, takes time and you have to know the field of stuff you're flipping to be successful, but very high profit when you succeed, friend was flipping cars and made 200$ profit from every single one, problem is it usually takes quite some time.

Set yourself up to mod people's gaming systems. All you need is a little know-how and a discreet way of advertising (depending on paranoia and how big your business gets). Also remember people are lazy, get some 64 gig flash drives and fill them with games for an extra fee

buy some cheap dirty assed used shoes from an op shop and sell them on ebay as well worn womens shoes. Foot fetish guys love them and pay around $40 up to $100

I once sold a pair for $90 and bought them for $5. Heels get the most money. Ones with dirty toe prints in them.

Regardless if you start slinging green or white , you'll need a reliable clientele, you cant be a dumb fuck walking up to people and asking if they want / need anything

Interesting

I've run scams promising cam shows and also pretending to be a drug vendor on reddit. Won't say how much I've made because that would be retarded but you could definitely pay rent.

daytrading, i make around 5000€ per Month. its not extremely much but my bank account grows and in a few years im a millionare (hope so)

OP here, heres my deal how to make fastcash on the side. Be aggressive, style yourself like a boy-pussy or trap. Take a bustrip to Waco TX. Find a good frequent biker hangout. Walk towards a bunch of bikers like a real madame and prepare yourself. Choose between the next dense scrub or the public toilet. Just in case take out your analplug. Do a semi professional blowjob while gathering experience. If the biker wants your butt charge him some extra bucks but dont argue with him too much. Afterall give in and just do it. Get paid and make a cool face even your ass hurts. Voila there are your side dollars.

>Go on Instagram
>Pretend like you ship spice/K2 worldwide
>Take money
>750$ in one day

Donate blood plasma. I get $70 a week just for laying and watching TV for 1 or 2 hours.

Pretty much

>Voila there are your side dollars.
lost

>pretending to be a drug vendor on reddit.
what do you mean and how does this work lol

Some drug subreddits (for example, r/modafinil) allow vendor advertising and you just make a fake vendor ad

You have a kik? I wanna talk some ideas through with you.

>(dogs will smell it tho)

Dogs can't smell it. They're as accurate as a coin flip. Dogs just provide a reasonable cause for them to search. Bullshit all of it.

start a business. its hard work but if able to build something bigger U can see the business for a few millions

I'm not even a dog and I can smell weed dumbass

>Make bitcoin wallet
>Learn2Tor
>Set up hosting site
>Play the implying game
>Offer 2.9Gb dummied up zip files labelled "Not Vicky" "Not Tara" "Defiantly not child porn" etc etc
>Accept the bitcoins
??????>Profit

The risk on this seems astronomical tho. Like no one wants to get arrested on fucking kiddy charges.

That's not what I really meant. The problem with drug-sniffing dogs is not that dogs aren’t capable of sniffing out drugs; it’s that we’ve bred into domestic dogs a trait that trumps that ability a desire to read us and to please us.

Look at statistics of the law bringing out dogs and their success rate. Kinda fuck off cunt.

buttsex

when you want an ass wrapped around your cock, and you can't get it from your wife, you'll pay anything to get it.

Arrested for what, selling not child porn?

I'm pretty sure you can still get arrested for that idk. The FBI would definitely look into it tho.

This. Get $$$, plus get paid. There's nothing not to like.

and find out you have no cp and didn't sell any, and instead baited a bunch of pedo's out of their money, who they now can easily identify?

lol

Being incontinent at the age of 35 because of being a butt faggot...

laid, fuck

paid + laid

I'm just saying I wouldn't want my name and cp in the same fucking sentence. I would way rather pretend to sell drugs.

The fact that you advertised it is enough for them to charge you with suspicion of possession, at least advertise weed or high tier drugs, but not that, the FBI and the Interpol are on the lookout for these people.

>While reasonable suspicion does not require hard evidence, it does require more than a hunch. A combination of particular facts, even if each is individually insignificant, can form the basis of reasonable suspicion. For example, police may have reasonable suspicion to detain someone who fits a description of a criminal suspect, a suspect who drops a suspicious object after seeing police, or a suspect in a high crime area who runs after seeing police.

Obligatory, and you're already on Tor and on the underground market which is enough to assume you posses these kind of materials you advertised.

Play the horses.
I average 3-4k a week during the season.
But i've lost too. You've got to have a knack in handicapping horses.
What kind of work do you do?
I do HVAC work and I do side work as well.
Also, spend 30 bucks and get a medical marijuana card and sell to your friends who dont have access or dont get any.
Maybe change jobs by the way, you might be happier.

>relax and stretch asshole out around poops, several times in a shit, every day of your entire life, equalling hundreds of thousands of times.
>totally fine, exercises the sphincter muscle
>relax and stretch asshole out around a penus once in a while
>muscle destroyed by age 35

lol
old homophobic memes die hard

> install kali linux in a vm or on an old laptop
> setup tor as proxy (howtoforge.com/anonymous-ssh-sessions-with-tor)
> use DNS seeds to find bitcoin miners (bitcoin.stackexchange.com/questions/3536/how-do-bitcoin-clients-find-each-other)
> scan miners and try to find vulnerabilities in their systems
> use metasploit to exploit vulnerabilities
> hope they're retarded and store their private keys on the system
> ???
> profit

old faggots die of aids

A little late for that now user.
You've been to this site. You're on the registry.

you are scum

Everyone has been on Sup Forums dumbass

For being from Israel or for having friends who used to fake homelessness?

Jew detected

Forgot some parts
> Use nmap for scanning sites
> use any fucking cve database to find vulnerabilities

both

Start giving blowjobs at truck stops.

Oh not at all, on the contrary, i'm Muslim.

Even worse...

When you start deluding yourself on that level, it's time to turn off your idiot box, step out into the real world again, and actually engage with sane people, bc your pespective on what is normal is utterly fucked to an extreme.

Also, registry referring to the NSA registry created to document online activity of anyone accessing this site, the TOR network, & prominent encryption & proxy services. There is no safety in numbers.

> registry referring to the NSA registry created to document online activity of anyone accessing this site, the TOR network, & prominent encryption & proxy services.

Noone cares if you fucking visit Sup Forums. Grow the fuck up.

Well nothing i can do about it, they don't really care if i consider myself an Atheist or Christian because my parents were Muslims.
was either that or converting to Judaism because of the military and police harassments, so i said fuck it and said i'm Muslim, technically i am because of my parents but other than that nothing Muslim about me.
Waiting to leave this shithole and starting life anew in a fresh place.

This, no one cares if you visit illegal sites on TOR too, it's all about doing something illegal and constantly doing it that it begins being a problem.

Marijuana is in huge demand in my town. Selling weed is probably the most money your gonna make on the side. My buddy used to sell pot full time, and one week he made 2000 dollars. I would recommend buying in bulk then selling, I guarantee you will make a ton of cash (as long as you don't get caught)

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this seems legit

Couple of questions :

- I'm in Europe, does that change anything?
- How do you get the connections to buy it in bulk?
- If no connections should you start growing them?
- Also how do you find clients? shit is also risky just putting yourself out there.

I actually rob drug dealers.

Not like how you described. I rob my own drug dealers. Find a dealer that's weak, let's me know too much about him, figure out his habits, rob him fucking blind as soon as it's safe to do so.

I have never once been caught, and I always end up buying more weed from the people I rip off. Just be smart about it, ya know?

Literally get another job or get an internship in a field you enjoy. I'm a sophomore in college and I was working for minimum wage and just got a summer internship that pays $3k a month and doesn't even feel like work since it's something I enjoy.

>Be a tall decent looking 20 yr old

>Get MeetMe

>Filter through guys from 20-40 years old

>Let them suck your cock for money

>you make cash busting nuts in guys mouths

I've actually only done this like times. Each for 60$. Would do more but I feel dirty.

Let's just say it's based on true facts.

> also do a shitload of cocaine. At least it worked for me lol

Elaborate. Skills I should work on etc?

How's day trading work?

that's because you're a faggot enabler

Still made money while getting my dick sucked. I don't fucking care, faggot.

Tips on betting a winner?

>just got a summer internship that pays $3k a month and doesn't even feel like work since it's something I enjoy.

what was it exactly?

Thought about it, but taking money for people sucking my dick sounds weird, also why would they pay me if they are countless of people who don't charge for it?

Selling weed is for faggots. The real money is in MDMA and Meth

I get it, where do i acquire said MDMA and meth?

>have a computer/phone
>get MT4 or MT5 depending on preference
>set up Stochastic + RSI for your entry
>RSI: Buy under 30, sell over 70
>stochastic(both must be crossing over): buy under 20, sell over 80
>both RSI and Stoch values must be under 30/20, or over 70/80 for it to be a profitable trade
>when you have found an optimal pair that has th above signs, use Fibo Retracement (or anything that sets up a decent one for PC/Mac) to set your limits for that particular trade (take profit, stop loss, trailing stop in case your trade decides to say "lol go fuck yourself"
>close the app
>if you did the above correctly
>profit

This will take practice and learning, for which demos are a thing. Every broker has those for your practice. Apply what I just said and you'll be G O L D E N.

Cryptocurrency is shiet

I have no idea what you're talking about lol I will do some research on this though, sounds promising. Thanks

I got declined

Go to music festivals and clubs, just start making friends and you'll make connections. Drugs are fucking everywhere when you know where to look.

I'm talking about Forex you dingus

English motherfucker, does u speak it?

deal drugs, im serious, trust me. I did as a college student- easy money on the side. Got to have balls and deal with hombres though.

Because those who don't charge are ugly as shit. Plus I think paying is a factor of it.

This sounds good if you look decent and live in the states, can't find people like that for shit in Germany.

buy 1000 tabs of nbome off the dark net for like $100, tell people its acid and sell them on for $5 a tab