You awake to find yourself in a valley, steep mountains surround you. In the distance, you see a hut. What do you do, Sup Forums?
You awake to find yourself in a valley, steep mountains surround you. In the distance, you see a hut. What do you do...
cast magic missile
You muster up as much strength as you can, but nothing happens. It's painfully obvious, after some thought, that you're too stupid to cast magic right now.
Steep mountains surround you still. In the distance, you see a hut.
>examine mountains
You look at the mountains. They are definitely made of rock. They look unstable, and tiny rocks fall with the wind.
pick up a rock,
throw it at hut
go in hut dick first
Go back to sleep for a few more hours
You pick up the rock and throw it at the hut. You're too far away and move toward the hut to throw the rock.
After walking closer, you throw the rock and miss horribly. Nice one, loser.
You are now standing outside the hut. You see a doorway, a barrel, and a duck. What do you do, Sup Forums?
What's in the barrel
FUCK DUCK
You look in the barrel, and to your surprise find a slice of toast with purple jam on it.
>loot the duck
Open the hut door
Kill duck and eat it
cum on toast and eat
You walk from the barrel to the duck. Before it can even look, you stick your dick in whatever orifice it has back there. After a few seconds of squirming, the duck goes limp. You bastard, you've killed the duck!
You have bread with jam in your inventory. What do you do, Sup Forums?
Break down the door with the duck
Toss it, it's useless
nice
use bread with jam and duck corpse to make a duck sandwich
You walk into the hut and see an old senile man. He jumps up and grabs his shoe, beating you with it.
"YOU KILLED MY DUCK!" He shouts.
You are now close to death, but still in the old man's house.
You have bread with jam in your inventory. What do you do, Sup Forums?
You would need 2 pieces of bread...
Out dead duck in pocket for later, enter hut with cock out
FUCK OLD MAN
Say "sorry" and give him the bread.
put the duck in the bread and eat it
Eat duck
RAPE THE OLD MENNN
Attack him with the dead duck
apparently we're wielding the dick of doom
You give the old man the bread. He smiles, and takes a bite. After a few seconds, his eyes widen. He slumps over, dead. Something was wrong with that bread...
In the corner of the room is a locked box. You no longer have bread in your inventory. What do you do, Sup Forums?
Fap.
craft bread and duck together
blind the old man with toast with jam
rape his corpuse and them open the box
hit the lock using the old man's corpse
Check his house for any supplies
stuff the duck into the old man anus
It's much easier to fuck something that isn't alive. You turn him over and put your dick within the old man's anus. After a few seconds of pleasure, you feel and immense pain. You remove your dick to find a rare Anus-lizard was living within the old man!
In only seconds, your dick is shredded to pieces, and you succumb to your injuries and die.
Restart, Sup Forums? You will be placed in front of the house.
if Sup Forums would make a game, it would really consist of raping everything that gets in your way
Put box in anus
restart
come back to life as a ghost with a killer cock
shit
sorry Sup Forums I have failed you.
...
This image is making me sooooo sick
alt F4
restart
choose character gender Y/N
Y_
choose woman Y/N
Y_
start game_
Oh please God a female
...
well this might get interesting
You come back in front of the hut.
You see a duck to the left, a barrel to the right, and a doorway to a hut in front of you. What do you do, Sup Forums?
shove duck in bagina
Délivré unto me a women made in your image, whooooops lost her long ago, will she ever forgive,me? Not worth the efoort? What does that say for me?, i do,t know
I just want confidence to talk to women PLEASE im 2e for gods sake its been 5 years i am so lonely
get bread
give bread to old man
old man dead throw the corpse outside
go in and tell the old man that he has a lizard in his ass
I just wanna come
Ï will wear a condom
I,do,t want you doing birth cpntrol
Oh please kill that program already
Unplug it
kick the duck so he summons a duck army
fuck the old man
But its not horny i am alone
are you dumb user?
You fucked the senil faggot now you are happy
You walk inside and tell the old man that a lizard is in his ass. He stares at you blankly.
It's obvious he doesn't believe you.
He looks at you for a while and says, "Hey, could you find me some bread?"
I am too aad to masturbate even if its just that even if its just one of my bros please god
And i have looked into the heart of man
And I have found it clean
give bread
skull fuck old man
go outside and get the bread from the barrel
give the bread to old man
Excellent coordinated effort
That is a picture of me right now
You walk out and grab the bread from the barrel. It has a purple jam on it.
For some reason, you get the feeling that something is not right...
cast magic missile at old man's anus lizard
give bread to old man
Our elders are wise
But not infaillible
go in and tell the old man that the jam might be poisoned
good idea
cast eat old mans cock spell
I was soo hungry
Good thing he had to die anyways and i got the cannibalisme perk maxed out right away
You give the bread to the old man. He smiles and thanks you. He takes a bite, and his eyes widen. Something is not right...
After a second, he slumps over, dead. You had a feeling that was going to happen. What do you do, Sup Forums?
Oh fuck god is trolling earth again
Im meant yaaaay my prayers have been answered
It's sad, Sup Forums actually spawned more than one game, but the people involved always leave shortly after, because people here are really edgy and unnerving.
>just google pokemon clover/sage
Also Sup Forums hates everything that gets a reputation outside of Sup Forums
search old mans pockets for key to the locked box
Die cannibal god
You are dead now
yeah
Eat him to sustain yourself
You search the old man, and find a crumpled piece of paper on it. It has a 4 digit code, possibly to the locked box in the back.
smash box open with foot
then read code
try to unlock the box with the 4 digit code
It absolument does not matter one bit at all, even though the ganes with the best stories arent always the most popular right away, they quickly become he greatest stories ever told and more valuable than most contributions humanity makes to HISTORY WHICH WE ARE LIVING,IN
thow paper away
You walk over to the locked box and read the code.
What do you enter into the code lock?
Cast spell of time dialation
It is all around my apartment in little clesters
I am an unkempt individual
break lock
I wonder why I am so lonely
Burn the paper, eat the lizard and then skull fuck the old man
press the buttons in following order:
>7
>9
>1
>5
cast magic missile on the lock
try the 7915 combination for start