If you were a dictator, what is the pettiest thing that would be punishable by death?
If you were a dictator, what is the pettiest thing that would be punishable by death?
shitposting on 4chin
Sneezing without covering your face
Copying things from 9gag
reposting shitty threads from reddit on Sup Forums
low tire pressure
Reposting from reddit
Saying the word "I", ever.
There is no "I" in the United Global Alliance.
different public, different opinions
Slow drivers in the fast lane, slow fucks are slow with cars and brains
Possessing large quantities of Melanin
Using the words racism, sexism, misogyny, homophobic and anything related to those beliefs. Basically all liberals would be dead.
He said petty things.
looking at your smart phone in a public place
Making porn threads on Sup Forums
Trap Porn.
Once we stopped killing of the tards, people have become dumber and even elected another tard to office. You can thank me later
theres two desu~
Drinking beer cold.
Talking in a movie theater after the trailers have started.
Being Black
if it bothers you that much, it probably means you are a repressed bisexual who is very uncomfortable with themselves
Al Gore showing his god awful movies
reddit fag
Talking during movie screenings. Of course there would be exceptions.
You give OP shit for knowing things from reddit, and yet here you are, fully aware that this was stolen from reddit.
gotta love how somehow everyone knows this is from reddit
Not flushing public toilets
>pineapple on pizza
They need to die for thier transgressions against humanity
Anyone who says "Microaggressions". Anyone who holds up a white board sign that says "I need feminism because..."
every iteration and form of Scooby Doo is banned and outlawed
eating nutella with a spoon = instant genocide
Let's be real. Only the one's with Scrappy Doo need to be banned. The rest are great.
You care about trailers? The feature I get, but trailers? Fuck commercials.
Most I don't care about, but occasionally one will pop up that I genuinely want to see, and I don't want people gabbing their fucking mouths during it.
Driving a lifted monster truck with no muffler and HID headlights
>Flim Flam
Underated post is underated
10/10
I just hate hearing morons talking. I pay almost 30 dollars to see a fucking movie, I don't want to hear about your stupid horseshit.
My exact thoughts.
faggots
Not properly taking off the lid
I would punish everyone to death by putting large amounts of fentanyl in the water supply.
people who refer to ''the liberals''
checked
>jew faggot nigger detected
cutting the crust off the bread
One of those retarded internet hypes, makes me want to vomit when i think of sticking a spoonfull of nutella in my mouth
You dont wanna hear people talking during a movie?
Then don't watch a movie in public.
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Blocking my path wirh your shopping kart
Taking the urinal right next to a guy when there are others available.
reposting reddit threads on Sup Forums
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Being part of a religion that only reads the old testament.
And being a Commie
not being able to park between two lines
Stealin my dubs
Sup Forums
Twerking or folding a map improperly.
Any food service employee who screws up a take-out order.
Racism.
People who write the pronoun 'I' as a lowercase letter. People with atrocious grammar in general.
And anyone who dabs.
People who spell it "payed".
If someone asks "huh?" Or "what?" More than twice.
>your evisceration is imminent!
So much this...
Women who do not put out must work in a brothel to support the government. If they fail at that job, execution.
Liking Kingdom Hearts or Disney for that matter
Grew up with a huge distaste for it as a kid, and other people love it to death,
Autism doesn't help that I love FF and most Disney lovers think they're one in the same
You just stole this shit from reddit
texting or social media posting. Anything related to or of being a kardashian.
>implying anything on the Internet is original
Watching anime
>thing that would be punishable by death?
colluding with Russia certainly
Attempted suicide; Showing they failed at life so badly that they didn't even get to die on their own terms.
OP being a fag.
I'd do it with my own hands.
sage.so much sage.