Am i the only person who gets nervous when a littlr girl comes and hugs your legs? 9/10 they touch your nut

Am i the only person who gets nervous when a littlr girl comes and hugs your legs? 9/10 they touch your nut.

What's your stories about this? (Warning no ped shit...just funny or odd tales regarding this topic).

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Go fuck yourself you sick pedo

>i don't belong here

Cause im a creep (brahhhhhh)

Once my little nephew did this but I was faster and deepthroated the whore

I'm a weirdo

pedophobia?

i agree. its more the fear of what other might think of me. (which is wierd since i never care about that otherwise)

Literally perfect height.

I love it but I'm afraid everyone will spot my boner but I just try to hide it behind their head or something and rub it a bit.

I took my son and niece (10) to the zoo one day. It was a long day and the kids were tired. I dropped my son off at home and brought my niece back to her house as I was going to stay and help my brother-in-law move some shit around.

I was sitting on the couch talking to my sister with my niece sitting next to me. My sister got up to answer the phone and my niece just nodded off and her head fell into my lap.

My sister came back in and I said something like "Julie just fell asleep. Want to pick her up?" and my sister said "no, just leave her there. I'll take her upstairs when you have to get up."

For the next 10 minutes I had my niece's head resting on my dick and worrying that my sister would see my hard-on. Finally my b-i-l came in so she grabbed my niece and took her upstairs.

Moar moar moar!

female?

Exactly. I am nervous someone will think i am a huge ped. I dont even put my arms around them for fear of this.

Hahahahah yeah i dont like it when they sit on my lap either. Im afraid the motion will get me erect. Not cause i am attracted...but anything rubbing on your dick will get it hard.

Cmon dude, post more comic or at least tell us the name

No, because it's a kid and they are innocent. Any nervousness on your part is your hangup.

Seriously don't leave us hanging dude, more comic

My fiancee's 12 year old sister likes to twerk in front of me, sit on my lap and clench her butt and push against my hard dick, also changed her shirt in front of me with just a bra the other day. What do

fuck her.

ITT: Pedophiles trying to deny being pedophiles.

I've had my neice sit on my lap, I've had her fall asleep on my lap, I've had my kid hug my leg and all that other shit have mentioned, and my dick didn't so much as budge... because I'm not a pedo.

she does keep begging to sleep over every weekend, and has already staked her claim to sleep in between us in bed...

Pic of your your girls sister? I would keep pushing see how far she's comfortable

i get that

family right..

im nervous about having my own kids soon. looking for advice

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Feign familial interest then see what happens user, lucky cunt

Pretend there's nothing wrong with it because there's no way you would get off the a child and just enjoy it

Threesome

i had a smelly outdoor cat put pressure on my steroids dick by sitting on my lap and got a boner because of it. its bc i wanted to fuck that cat

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The worst fact is when your cock is semi-erect. Once a girl thought it was some hoy in my pocket and finally...thoose rude cops.

apparently last year she was on fiancee's phone and found pics of my dick. she told my fiancee and they both were basically like oops oh well lul

my dick gets hard when a breeze rolls in.. how am i gonna manage when i have kids soon.. advice?

Pfffte, okay bud, how's reddit doin' bud?

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Any candid pics of her sister?

(samefag)
****Toy

This is fake, either that or OP fucked a leprechaun on top of a unicorn at the end of a double rainbow

during highschool i was on a swim team and slightly into lolis but for school we had to get 40 hrs of volunteering so i helped at my swim club teaching the young kids so it was awkward holding the girls and it was weird cuz all the parents watch so literally 1 fuck up and your a sex offender lol

This

Sometimes the movement makes it hard.

Example: i remember countless times being in a bus and it shaking side to side up and down and vibrating. My dick got a chub or halfy sometimes. Doesnt mean i wanted to fuck the bus.

ITT: Autistic pedos and the undying need to connect to their peers

I was once working in a cubicle, my boss at the time was some lesbo who adopted a child from China. She would let the little girl run around the office and bug people like it was no big deal. Well one day im taking a call and I stand up in my cube I'm facing toward my computer. The little girl comes up behind put her hand in the pocket of my slacks and her fingers touched my unit and she said " whats that!" i freaked out and and yelled " hey what are you doign! " she ran into her moms office, i was freaked out for a few days

How'd you manage, I'd have fucked up on the first kid tbh, please share

I worked as a temp teacher for a bit. I was really nervous because of lack of experience and i really had no idea what to do.

I once taught a 6th grade class...one day a girl was wearing a bit of a cleavage top. She asked for help and (like any man) i glanced on accident. Not really to be a perv. It was just the moment i noticed she was showing a bit of tit. I didnt really care too much cause they were small.

I helped her. Went on with my day. The next day another teacher approaches n
Me and tells me that i was acused of looking down a girls shirt ...she told her mom...a teacher...etc.

Long story but it turns out she really just used it as an excuse to be put into another class. Yeah i did look at them but it was just some casual glance on accident. I wasnt gawking and jerking it right there .

For the rest of my time there .. everytime i saw her she would walk the other way

Maybe she was peded out in china. Prolly wanted that white dick.

it was really awkward but basically after the season was done i peaced from doing it again i was trying to not die lol the worst part was that you have to hold the kids under the armpits so i was basically touching tits i was more worried about the parents watching tho

I like to be in situations where a girl might "explore" and I end up being reverse-molested. It's fun. Don't be a fag.

Damn man, gotta admit I admire your restraint, if I was you I'd probably be in the news by now lol

that happened to me when i was the same age as the girl

I have a 7 year old cousin which I sometime touch her little pussy and ass when she sleep during parties

I was at a football game standing by the fence and this random 6-8 year old girl just ran up and grabbed my dick, then ran off was the most awkward thing I've ever been through.

why don't you take a seat over there

looking to get the wife prego what are Sup Forumss dos and donts

Loli Konnichiwa - Hello Lolita! [English] {Mistvern}

Learn to use saucenao, fucking retards.

Don't... That's all there is to it... Just don't

Oh boy

>currently work as a live-in baby wrangler for my buddy
>girl, 18 mo
>boy 5 y/o
>buddy gets off early, comes home
>plays wiith baby for 30 min
>plays with son for 15 minutes
>baby gets mad he's paying attention to brother
>charges buddy full-tilt
>rams head face-first into buddy's jean-clad crotch, beadbutting testicles
>bites buddy's sack THROUGH his jeans hard enough to mak him scream
>Me and wife laugh like loons while he frantically tries to disengage baby from ballsack without dropping 5 y/o on his head.

lets just pretend that its just too late.

Stick it in the pooper

I'm a pedo and I do all the stuff you mentioned without any erection problem.

i have a 2.5 year old daughter. i dont like it, i try to turn my leg like the OP picture, or squat down and meet her

Kid latched to my leg and walk dragging the kid. Fun for all untill kid throws fist in air for joy. Right to the crotch. So my flinch is not perverse, but preservation when a kid flies at my leg.

I often get an erection when I am feeling sleepy.

how do u do though. how does one raise a girl anyway, do people just accept that oh her fauthers just taking care of her when he goes to changer her diapers even though she dosent need a change etc..

Aw now i wanna fuck a bus. That's not what i came to this thread for guy.

you ever touch that when no ones looking.. ever explore them?

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shes potty trained now, but i i used to change her diapers when she needed it.

i was literally answering OP's question. Im not a pervert molesting my own children.

unless im not understanding you right. but never in a million years would i ever do that, and i could never understand those who would.

fuck no, im leaving this pedo board

and this right here is why I refuse to ever be alone with a female child

They may look cute, but they have absolutely no compunction about ruining your life for the pettiest of reasons.

My first ban on Sup Forums was a photo of a her upskirt she wear cute panty

>tells people to learn to find sauce on their own
>still gives out sauce

Guaranteed you do this more than once, either don't give the sauce or shut the fuck up with your criticism

Not a pedo here yet i've gotten boners when it's happened, and what's worse is that their parents are always watching and here I am swatting their child away from my leg and acting like a guilty pedo.

my little cousin literally came up to me while i was in dress pants and jumped into my lap, started fucking bouncing.


Everyone laughed at my situation.


Same cousin put her feet in my lap and starts cat-kneading my cock.


Ugh.

>no ped shit
why would you get nervous if your not a pedo?
pedophile detected

>you can't help someone and criticize them, letting them know how to find sauce.

Go fuck yourself, pal. Some people don't know about saucenao.

The best way to learn anything on this site is to lurk, people like you are the reason newfags ruin things

What if I tell you that you can be a pedo and not being nervous around children at the same time?

>do
ejaculate semen inside your wife's vagina
>don't
not ejaculate semen inside your wife's vagina

Protip: Make sure it's your semen

Get brain cancer, you're acting like a retard.

to be fair it is programmed to behave that way when someone else comes near it
and most wont think you are a pedo just because you shush their kids away

Don't get mad at me that you're part of the cancer of this site

This is the most fake story I've ever heard

programmed to hump your leg and rub their heads and faces against your cock?

I've always wondered if it's natural or are their parents that fucked up.

>5yo daughter
>I'm sitting on couch
>she comes over to play, I'm tired so I don't move
>she climbs on top of me and sits on my face
>later she starts licking my face as a game
wtf

No he means it's natural to push kids away. Most of the time when kids do that stuff they literally don't even know what a penis is yet, they're just screwing around.

I work with younger kids and dealing with hugs is simply a part of life. Usually, I just turn to the side and pat them on the head a few times and that's it. I say usually because sometimes they'll ambush you and you don't have time to react. The only time it comes close to being a problem is when they won't let go and you're stuck there trying to gently push them off or walk away while the kid is clinging to your leg. That can get awkward.

Once i was waiting in line at a store. The people infront of my were waiting as one of there daughter's stood behind looking toward me. I tried to smile and not make it awkward but the girl literally began to open her mouth with her tongue out right infront of me over and over looking up and as soon as i caught a glimpse of her i felt like a rotten pedo. I felt so dirty i just fucking left the store without buying anything.

You sure they don't know? I've had kids sit on my lap trying to rub their butts on my cock wanting a rise. I think their dad has been showing them some extra curricular biology lessons.

I work with childs everyday and after 1 year, its still very weird, and I have one or two stories about that everyday

...then jerked off to japanese porn and cried afterward

>I have one or two stories
>posts none