Deepest, darkest secrets thread?

Deepest, darkest secrets thread?

>I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.

I pirate movies and music off the Internet. All the time.

>I don't mind the sun sometimes.

i know where cotton eye joe came from and where he went

A guy I used to work for burned down his restaurant for insurance $

jews

On a scale of 1-10, how many cocks have you sucked?

I browse Sup Forums

I left a cum-stain on a wall of my old house two years ago and after moving out of it no ever found out

i gave a buddy a gun that he used yesterday to kill himself
ithica 37 featherlight
nobody knows but us now
feels good to get it off my chest

sometimes i bump threads

Was outside at 1 AM and saw a guy breaking into cars

I spitroast myself with 2 dildos when i'm home alone

r you home alone?

I frequent Sup Forums, reddit and tumblr and often share memes on facebook.

Yesterday, I went to sleep at 1 am despite my mother telling me not to.

2 times drugged my ex to fuck her into ass.
She never new.Never remembered anything
Once i took her foot finger and stick it up my ass then fucked her ass.

I took a small piss into the coffee when serving a yuppie fuck dealing with economics here at the research station back in 2009.

Was outside at 1 am breaking into cars. Hope nobody saw me.

>foot finger

I'm not actually human. I'm just the avatar of Temir Han and I'm working a coal mine in West Virginia.

>used to traffic drugs & hand off sacks of money for wires

i told my friend i didnt steal his lunch but i did

My friend has a habit of stealing my lunch so now I always cum on it.

i think he means toe. i could be mistaken.

never would screw anyone under 20 for maturity reasons but I've jerked off to cp

that's fucked up dude

Whenever I go to a party I always "top deck" the toilet.

i love my boyfriend.

Reno?

My father is an analyst at the CIA who spends his days curating the government's blackmail databases by going on to chat boards and social media websites and posting "spill your deepest darkest memes" threads.

I wore my socks into the shower until I was in like middleschool. I used to like to take them off after they were soaked and huck them at the wall or ceiling.

DATMINE THREAD
only post autistic works of fiction here

I touched my pp once

jesus...

y tho

You sick fuck!

seven

I once lied on a Sup Forums post but don't tell anybody

I masturbated to shrek underwear

Ukrainian/Russianfag, they call toes foot fingers in Russian.