Oldfags give youngfags advice based on experiences and past mistakes

>oldfags give youngfags advice based on experiences and past mistakes.

General life tips.

Disregard females. Acquire Currency.

Lurk moar, faggots.

Regarding life not Sup Forums please.

OP won't deliever

Not just currency, cultivate yourself, educate yourself, live to love yourself, that's it.

Work hard, play hard

bitches ain't what they used to be. save money,fuck a fleshlight.

Applies to life as well.

Don't drive drunk and don't get caught up with these dumb ass hoes. Get money than do drugs!

Kill yourself.

>Read Handbook by Epictetus
>Read again
>again
>again
>apply

1) This.
2) Your success after university is determined by how you spend your evening hours and weekends - drink/party/etc? Well, you'll stay with your peers.
Develop additional skills? Program? Become a company director? You'll move ahead of them.
A number of billionaires met their success on their after hour pursuits.

removing all obstacles from your life, to pursue a lifestyle of "whatever-i-damn-well-please", will not make you happy.

You're suppose to read and learn in this thread, not reply.

Alright oldfag
I'm 18 and I have a question

His would you recommend getting over a girl that breaks your heart cause everyone knows that sucks and I've been going through that
>inb4 I'm a fag for having feelings

Don't waste your life on b

Marcus Auerelius is better

He's good, but have to disagree, he has some good gems, but over all Epictetus > Seneca > Marcus

Always chase a check, never chase a bitch

bang a redhead

Learn skills that can be applied in the real world, don't let others take advantage of you, read a fucking book every now and then

Time, is the only cure
Obsessing, prolongs the torture

31 here and had my fair share of love and loss. Time. Time's the only way. No shortcut. Try your best not to intentionally dwell, but eventually you'll move on naturally. The pain fades day by day.

reminds me of one of my favorite Latin quotes "tempus edax rerum" roughly 'time devours all'

>you can get away with more than you think you can
>ambition is rare, if you have it run with it
>that cliche about time healing all wounds is true but really hard
>if you have to do something repeatedly that sucks, find a way to do it really really well (it'll be faster)
>if you want to ask her/him/whatever, do it
>having great bar stories is like nothing else, get some

don't dropout, study and get your grades
not because the problem with competitors but because the impostor syndrome you will install in your head.

never play the game.

Look after your teeth. You will hear this a lot and its important. The amount of damage will accrue quicker than you think so to avoid huge expense aesthetically, financially and health wise please try.

Mind posting a list of books you suggest reading?
I have a lot of free time now and i'm really interested in philosophy, please do share.

I tried flossing but i feel like i'm hurting my gums, i usually bleed when flossing and it's hard to floss everywhere, especially deep inside, what do you suggest other than that?
I use a tongue scraper and brush twice but they're still yellow.

1) Just relax. It's not as important or dramatic as you think.

2) Be open to new things. Adventure lies in the unknown.

3) Fuck everything. Don't be picky. There's no point.

4) Do everything as best as you can. You never know when an experience, a class, a job, or whatever will crossover.

5) Travel as much as you can.

6) Don't have kids.

Whatever board you might end up, just realise that each and everyone of these boards is an echo chamber and being surrounded by likeminded people does not mean it is ok, just, reality and/or the truth.

its just people confirming the same retarded shit over and over again until you start believing it and pretty soon you are the one convincing others.

>whilst more then half of those peeps don't even really believe it but are just shitposting efficiently.

yeah, he got that from me

>You can make more money in trade jobs than with most bachelor's degrees.
>if you want a career that requires college do your gen eds. at community and get awesome grades
>don't worry about the getting the college experience, just get your degree and get money.
>don't pursue women, just get comfortable talking to them and let it happen
>NEVER resort to violence, it's very easy for assault charges to stick these days.
>Don't get to wrapped up in ideologies, a moderate view is generally more reasonable
>Never be ashamed of something you like
>Don't worry too much about expressing yourself--you can often amass more wealth and power by keeping quite and strategizing

you don't, you just keep on going
love doesn't vanish, it fades

Sure thing:

Discourses, Fragments, Handbook -Epictetus-
Meditations -Marcus Aurelilus-
Letters from a Stoic -Seneca-
Pragmatism -William James-
Walden -Henry David Thoreau-
Philosophical Investigations -Wittegenstein-

Never download cp with out a trusted vpn.

Look at your girlfriends mother. This is what you will get.
Move on. Always!
Underrated post
Best Advice ever
Read Kant

In general:
You only have one life that`s it.
So don`t be a fool.

What do you think about Pensee by Pascal?

Name some of these skills

Not a huge Pascal fan, I'm more for practical/applicable philosophy.

> young fag over here.

please explain your last point. why shouldn't i have kids in the future?

how's been prison, mate?

Thanks, i'll check out what you posted, if you have more suggestions in general i'd be glad if you could share, i tried /lit/ but i got a pretentious and memey trolly vibe from that board, other than the good threads once in a while.

Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, Pushkin, read e'm.

I (different old guy) would change that to,

>Kids are great, but expensive and time consuming. Make sure you have the time and financial capacity before you have them

Because they complicate everything. They require tons of time, tons of money, they strain relationships, and there is zero tangible reward. Having kids accomplishes nothing but burdening you and those around you. It's ENTIRELY overrated and the biggest mistake of my life.

Its easy to judge, but often wrong to do so
Dont spend so much time on Sup Forums it truly is addictive and will warp your mind in ways you might not want
If you have a goal, dont waste time. Time is your enemy. You only have so many good years left, you could spend all of them watching Idubbz and buzzfeed top 10's, or you could make something of yourself.
The world is yours. Make it your own. Everything you see around you was made by someone, you shape this earth.

>and there is zero tangible reward
Kids aren't about reward, it's about continuing life, seeing them grow, enjoying life with them, watching them go through what you did, teaching them what you can, it's something magical, and i don't even have kids.

Yeah I also found that after I achieved the bulk of my goals that I wanted to pass stuff on. Also, hanging out with your kids can be legitimately awesome.

This is a damn good thread

kids have taught me more than any other experience in my life, and haven't forced me to not pursue my goals and pursuits (travel, new experiences, young asian pussy)

sorry to hear it didnt work out for you, but maybe your looking at it wrong.

Found the faggot that can't keep a chick.
Too bad you can't go back in time and give your parents that advice you colossal piece of shit.

as a father of three, i disagree. kids certainly have LOTS of draw backs, onces you've listed. but mine bring me great joy and I've learned to be way more selfless thanks to them.

At least use one of those soft gum picks. Get the food out from between your teeth after every meal.

Sounds like youre doing as much as you can. The staining may be a job for a dentist to remove either through cleaning or whitening if you are that worried.
The bleeding i imagine is from lack of flossing and should stop if you do it regularly.

listen to hitler's speaches

ALSO:

>Once you get older, anyone who is reasonable fit and well groomed/dressed can be considered attractive. Take care of your body and build a wardrobe that works for you.

agreed. all those things the user listed are true as far as time and money but my daughter is far and away the best thing that's ever happened in my life easy. it's because of her i got off drugs, got my shit together, and have hope for the first time ever.

my life is busy and hard as hell with a kid but it's honestly the best it's ever been too. wouldn't change a damn thing. she's made all the shit i've gone through worth it.

Dont define youeself, other will
Dont stress, stress is bad
Learn psyhology to coupe with mental distress.
Never be a "tryhard"
Love and respect everyone around you.
Everything and everyone ia not what it seems, dont analyze, be human.
Do smth with passion

This.

That's actually awesome. Glad to hear it Sup Forumsro

How do i stop my dad beating me?

I was also thinking about including some staple's that every man's wardrobe should include. Would that be useful to anyone?

love everyone

its hard to understand, and even harder to implement but probably the most important thing ive ever learned to do

Failure is not an option, never.

Don't do a PhD.
Learn to program but don't make it your job.
Everything they say about girls wanting to be fucked and abused is true. I don't even enjoy it, but i've never met a girl who didn't like being slapped on the butt, grabbed by the throat, fingers in the butt, while screaming out of the hotel window. Women love being rough-fucked because they can say it was all your idea, and no one will question it. So give them what they want. This probably included cheating on their boyfriend, but that's OK too, because all girls will eventually cheat on you too. The less of the above you perform, the more likely it is to happen.

Also now is a great time to buy Bitcoin Cash, and learn about machine learning. I also recommend living in a boat if you can some how acquire the money.

Also many parent's think having children is like getting a pet, except it talks and can do things for you. If you're not mind-fucked by academia, you're parent's will help out. Everyone is brought up to be worker-bees as this is the safest option, and frankly no one wants to see you succeed. At least not unless what you're succeeding at benefits them too.

Also pretty much everything you know about drugs is probably wrong. Cannabis for example makes you smarter, particularly if you smoke a little every day. It helps you see the big picture. LSD/DMT are even better if you can buy them. Re. my point on buying Bitcoin Cash (not regular Bitcoin, fuck those guys).

That is good advice regarding life

learn how to work under stress, i believe emotions are there for a reason. emotions make you stronger if you know how

grow a bigger dick

Keep a secret bank account for viagra and prostitutes.

Seriously, one of the toughest things about employing young people is that they are reluctant to take the time to observe (lurk) and see why things are the way they are at your business.

Anything by Nietzsche and Machiavel

bullshit.

1. Never sell minerals. Lease them.
2. Never gamble with money that you need.
3. If you can't spot the sucker at the table, you're the sucker.
4. Love your country but distrust your government.
5. Learn to fight so you don't have to. Smae for swimming.
6. If you can get rich quick, know you can get poor quick too.

I find rebounding/projecting to work for me; that is, I obsess over the new girl, and when the rebound relationship eventually fails, enough time has passed that I can deal with my real loss in a chill manner while the real loss soothes the imagined loss of the reboundgirl.

Also drugs. I like cannabis and sad movies and feel threads. It makes sorrow quite pleasurable.

utilize game theory while understanding the results from milgram and stanford prison experiments....moreover, do not place too much on social life just enough to be able to communicate effectively and not be considered a "weirdo"

SMOKE WEED KIDS

Always befriend contractors and people below your current socioeconomic status.

If they are hardworking and good at what they do then they are an investment.

You might not like it, but he's right.

Social skills are mandatory.

Sometimes you should wait and see how situations and people REALLY are.

Young people talk a lot AND ironically sometimes believe what the talk about - but in reality, there's not much "content" in that talk or that person's skills, if you know what I mean.

Help people around you and you will be helped. Don't judge people too much, so many people have different kinds of lives that you will never live yourself, what this means is that they have grown to be different than you. Help them and work with them and with their help, you can tap into the wisdom THEY have, just as they can tap into your wisdom. Groups of people that work well together are the most powerful thing.

Always mob people, situations etc. because this is what someone will eventually do - at the same time, never stop being fair, share things with others and never become greedy.

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>pay your taxes
>no dick in crazy
>don't get hung up on a bitch theres billions out there
>don't be a dick just cause you can
>don't assume anything, about anyone. Especially someone older
>remember everyone you ecounter is on a similar strange journey
>stay close to your family/siblings, they will be the closest link to your past you will ever have
>dont forget to check em

I enjoyed Aristoteles profoundly, but with most of these guys the message is the same: it's all about making habits - in the moment you don't have time to think, so you have to train our virtues like stats if you want to be corageous in the moment of truth.

Don't come here too often

Time... And trying to occupy your mind with other thoughts.

I'm almost 30, Just got out of a 5 year relationship with someone, and it's very hard... especially when my mind starts thinking "Who is she fucking / sucking?" and it makes me sick. Just gotta occupy your mind with other thoughts /activities

Because it doesn't matter now, and it won't matter 6 years from now.

Nothing helps

>Cannabis for example makes you smarter
I highly doubt that, it's known that alchohol and cannabis ruin brain cells, how exactly do you get smarter?
What is this big picture you keep talking about?
Are you one of the guys referring to people working as "Sheep" ?
Sure LSD and DMT might give you life altering experiences but that shit isn't for everyone and not everyone needs it.

Why not get a PhD?

exactly, you got it.

>especially someone older

Accept the loss and move on. Nobody owes you their affection, not even people you love. Focus on developing a set of profitable skills. Money should be a huge focus for you right now: how to earn it, how to invest it, how to save.

But I will say this: do charitable things. You'll meet wonderful people doing volunteer work. Plus, you make this awful world a little less glum.

Don't forget to check em

Spread the name of allah to all and behead those who disrespect the prophet.

Do nice things for people with no expectation of benefit for yourself. It'll make your day better.

Make it a point to give people compliments. They are rarer than you think.

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Explain a bit more on bitcoin cash, please

Include business clothes in your wardrobe, as well as business casual and casual.

Never give up!