I drive the worlds largest road legal trucks, ask me anything

I drive the worlds largest road legal trucks, ask me anything.

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Are you on that outback truckers show?

No, that show is a joke. Fabricated drama created by the shows producers.

Could autopilot take your job?

Oh. Ok. Bye.

Not OP but its only a matter of time, I expect rural long distance jobs to be the first as there is not much to impede autonomous vehicles

But there are tougher problems to deal with. If things break, which they will, who will fix them?

whats the biggest truck you drove? how much meth do you do?

kek

I seriously doubt it, would you trust an autopilot system with 200ton at 90kph around the general public

Fuck, are we trusting a human with 200ton at 90kph right now?
#teamAI

Have you heard of something called a "trucker bomb?"
Gallon jugs of piss that truckers throw out a window? If so, have you done it and was it cool?

Why not if it's cheap

What's a gallon

Prove it

Get the fuck off Sup Forums you kangaroo fucking faggot

Niggertalk for 3,78 litre.

I trust robots over humans to make a fuckin pizza. My faith only grows stronger the higher the stakes.

what on earth kind of question is that, and that's before you even consider what truckers are like

How long is your peener?

Why are you asking?
I don't like guys or traps.

why the fuck isn't the load carried by train?

Why the fuck do you care?

MY load is carried by train

>ama thread
>is pissed by someone that asks something

kek

no really, why do they drive like 23 trailers as a truck through half the continent instead of building a railroad and have less problems?

Because building the rail system isn't as easy as running a long train of trailors.

What do you do?

Ever fuck your daughter?

We cart iron ore and Lithium out of smaller mine sites that don't have their own rail. The bigger mines have rail but won't let smaller companies use their rail systems.

No, but I fucked your father.

did you ever fap while driving?
killed someone/an animal?
drover over something major?

do you know how dry your grandmother's vagina is, OP ?

Drive this

I jerk off to pony porn while holding a steering wheel.

oh?
i though all lithium came out of ching chong land

It does.
And so does your clothes

whats it like living on upside down world

Gonna need a longer truck than that to haul my fuckin dick around, son.

Spit that dick out, it isn't yours

China refine the ore we send them

Yes
Killed a horse 2 bulls
50+ Roos
2 wedge tailed eagles
1 emu

I only have one dick, and its currently crammed up your mother's rectum

>No nogs on list

You fucking failure

That wasn't OP

what happens when you hit a big animal like a bull?
*splash* and you just continue?
police? owner?
does it haunt you in your sleep with all the exploded blood and innards?

Did you just assume the gender of that person's parent?

You shitlord

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>what happens when you hit a big animal like a bull?
>*splash* and you just continue?
>police? owner?
>does it haunt you in your sleep with all the exploded blood and innards?
No fucks given

More than I trust human drivers smoking meth or dropping yellow jackets just to make their quota. Also makes it easier to jack the merchandise.

It usually pushes the bull bar back onto the front of the truck causing a little bit of damage. If the bull is off the road you just keep driving. We drive through station county that's unfenced so they just wander out across the road

I got something you can jack

I get alcohol and drug tested every week and instantly after any incident

>longest truck in the world
>hit the open road
>crank some Men At Work
>take in the scener-
>fuck, missed my exit
>guess i have to make a u-tur-
>goddamn it

>It usually pushes the bull bar back onto the front of the truck causing a little bit of damage. If the bull is off the road you just keep driving. We drive through station county that's unfenced so they just wander out across the road


Not running over abos or nogs.
You fucking failure

There's no quota and fatigue management laws are very strict

kek

ever had a car or tramper under your wheels?

Are you volunteering, faggot?

Kek

That only happens in ching chong land.

No ooooooo shit

He means he didn't suck enough dick to get on the show.

That's by far the last to get auto driven roads..... are you retarded ? Yhe roads and cars both have to match a system, it's not a car driving itself, it's reacting to a road that's made to be able to driven on by them. Like a railroad in a way ....

More then I trust people pribably, which isn't much .... computer automated systems control your drinking water, sewage, power, all that shit and the planes flying over your head all the time is it that much different ? Besides who cares we need population control anyway

My man

OOOOOOOO, kek talk about running a train tho amirite?

Masturbation and homosexuality is population control.

That's the US. The civilized world has actual laws regarding the safety of the trucking industry.... Also I think it's pretty double edged when it comes to what is easier to steal.... an auto driven car doesn't stop if you point a gun at it

how does it feel to work in Niggerland?

No niggers in Aus just Abo's and they're mostly scared of whites

They can u turn very easily

When did you first learn to drive?
Is it stressful driving the trucks?
How's traffic with your job? Is there much at all? Or does it vary?

Got my MC (multiple combination) license at 22
Not stressful but requires concentration for extended periods which can be fatiguing
No traffic, the closest capital city is 1500km away, all drivers are flown in and given all meals and accommodation in resort style accommodation

how's the payment?

no u dont you fucking liar

There's no upside down, the earth is flat

$130,000 a year

Yes I do

Road Trains...see alot of them in the Outback in Australia and Canada to Alaska runs

What the max number of trailers you've hauled at one time?
How many trailers do you typically haul in a year?
How many miles to have on your log sheets?

What is the fuel capacity and range?
What is the furthest you've driven without refueling?
How far apart are fuel depots in the outback?
How many tyre blowouts per trip?
Is the aircon up to the task?

AUD or USD?
AUD = meh
USD = wow
yurotrucker here

4 trailer 53.5m long quads and 4 trailer 60m long SuperQuads
600km round trip from mine to port each day

Aus

Nice.....i see from past posters the pay dont look too bad either...you gotta have hazmat certs to haul those trains?

How small is your dick

what kind of engine? I see its a kenworh so im guessing a dd s60?

2000km range
Roadhouses are no more than 500km apart
Trucks run a stand alone aircon that's very good and another separate system for the sleeper cab that's driven by a small single cylinder diesel motor

Cummings signature 600hp or E5 550hp

16.5cm

Thank you. Safe trucking.

>drives "worlds biggest trucks"
>claims to not have minuscule dick
We know you're compensating OP you can be honest with us

In Aus it's called a dangerous goods license which I've got but don't need it to cart iron ore or Lithium

Yes? No? Maybe?

No

Australians are packing more than Americans, it's just a fact

Sorry that's Cummins

Do you piss in a bottle, or a funnel in a hole on the floor? You round Port Hedland area?

Hell yes

Yes in South Hedland
No I pull over

when are they replacing you with robots?

You ever let someone suck you off while you drive them? I sucked a guy off who was driving a B Double at 120kmph, shit was wild.

Not OP, aussie truck slut. It's a fact that 9 out of 10 aussie truckers I have been fucked by are packing long, beer can thick cocks.