Why is Sup Forums obsessed like normies with celebrities?

Why is Sup Forums obsessed like normies with celebrities?

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Because Sup Forums is filled with virgins and blue balls

you must be new here

Because stupid, socially depraved idiots fetishize everything beyond normal limits and obsess over things.

He couldn't possibly be new.
He uses the cool kid lingo.

not her

we tried being obsessed with average people, but there are just too many of them.

No one said it was retard

See he is calling people retard ''
He is definitely uber-leet

Next comes talking about the good old days on Sup Forums back in 1982.

Wait for it.

Are you ready, summer?

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>He uses the cool kid lingo.
since when does living in your parents basement and talking like a psuedo intellectual qualify as cool kid talk and why wasn't i the cool kid when i was a kid if that's a thing

>when i was a kid
>needs to hit 88mph to get a clear understanding of "why"
>i was a kid
>was a kid
>was

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Sup Forums is full of normies

>Why is Sup Forums obsessed like normies with celebrities?
>Why is OP obsessed with sucking dicks and guzzlin' cum?

There are many things that can simply not be explained.

I never understood that. That's amongst the things I hate the most about normies. Yet here we are.
I mean there's ton of good porn stuff yout there, why do you have to choose the less appealing, most cancerous one?

more?

Sup Forums is normie, has been for like 8 years.

shes underage :^)

Yeah, actually there are tons of promotion companies that hire teenage lackies to spam threads on numerous sites with their clients photos to see if they are relevant, get feedback, etc.

THe most notorious on this site is the guy who works directly for the notorious photographer Terry Richardson (do a search using the term creepiest pro fashion photographer and she how far down you have to scroll before his name is seen).

The guy will spam entire threads with his work.
Usually on or around the weekends at night E.S.T.

And....?

Psy-ops shaping malleable minds, is why.

If we were looking into mind control 5 decades ago,imagine the progress that has potentially been made. Idol worship has always been a great way to control the masses. Sup Forums and 4chen in general was bought out and made intoa testing ground for studying social phenomenon and conditioning.

But you can't hear this because this is what the programming tells you to deny and ignore. The only god is the one that decides what you can and can not see through your looking glass screens...or so they'd like you to believe.

this ^

So you're saying that we're all mk ultraing ourselves by being here or what?

Pretty much. If you recognize that someone is leading you to a slaughterhouse and you just follow, you're practically asking for it.

Leave now. Find better hobbies before they reshape your innermost self. They're only half joking when they say you're here forever.

>pic essentially criticizing a spurring cesspool of excrement for not have enough and/or obvious brilliant rays of illumination shinning through it's shit covered essence.
>wanting what you want handed to you without ever doing your own digging

Cuz Sup Forums is dead

I think what you meant to type was "Why is Sup Forums obsessed with celebrities like normies?"