Whatever happened to this guy?

Whatever happened to this guy?

I want to drink it

gross

got a girlfriend and a job

How does that stuff not rot?

Idk OP but that dude, wherever he is, knows that he's a superstar and a legend.

That's for sure
But I miss him too, every year he was there and suddenly he wasn't... Jizzmass was not the same

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It's just doesn't feel like the holidays without him

If somebody answers my rotting question, I might become the next prophet.

thats alot of fapping but why keep it? whats the point.

I've sent him a few pm's but he never replied

Try it and see. I'm assuming if the lid is kept tight when it's not being filled it should be fine.

died of dehydration

What was it? 7 years in a row?

Where? I never knew he was identified.

He tried to monetize it by releasing a mix tape that came with some jiz which failed to sell and then I think he came back one more year and then not again.

Maybe a bit of alcohol or salt mixed with the sperm to prevent rapid or any grow of bacteria. Not sure, just guessing

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You can spit in a bottle and keep it shut. It will rot anyway due to the bacteria.

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probably drank so much alcohol it's steril when it hits the bottle

Because faggot, jizzus was the son of our lord and died for your sims

wasn't the mixtape 2015?
i still want to know what was on there.

He would make an alcoholic beverage with his sperm and get drunk on it

You only get 8-10 litres. After that it is viagra and a puff of dust. Gotta use it wisely or you will emasculated at 35.

You're a troll

He probably decided it was unethical to keep hoaxing you stupid gullible children year after year.

Wish I knew, but I miss him.

he broke his neck but didn't give a heck

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I've heard he got a wife and she made him stop doing this