/bb/ Big Brother 18

>Feed outage Edition

Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Corey
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: Paul/Vic

Most Likely Going Home: Paul or Vic

WOW the most likely going home is one of the noms!?!?!

HOLY SHIT

>Most Likely Going Home
they want vic out

Corey has played the quintessential Big Brother game.

>made a crucial connection and parlayed that into a giant alliance
>was never the biggest target in that alliance
>downplayed his mental and physical capabilities, fooling even the fans
>cruised with that alliance until it fractured
>used remnants to form second strong alliance
>started winning comps and making game moves
>fingered (and more) a qt all summer

Where does he rank among all time greats? I'd put him at #4 if he wins.

same. Plus he likes Christmas

naw because he played on a season with a house full of dumbfucks

feeds were down for me

paul on full damage control

so, he's like derrick?

i can actually see that tbqh

Too much of a coaster to be top 5

>implying that's a bad thing

Yes that is what I was implying

>implying it's bad to coast if it gets you a win

It's hard to win the game as a coaster

>Where does he rank among all time greats?

near the middle of the Big Brother winners list

Has there ever been someone to purposely do it? Nikki bb4?

Coreys still playing a better game then Jordan did.

paul on full damage control

delicious

nearly everyone who has won has coasted for the first half of the game just like corey

Corey has coasted for 90% of the game and he's still just doing what Nicole tells him

>tfw vic may be going to jury
COME ON VIC WIN THE VETO

He has to win first

corey didnt coast, he has always been in alliances and he never attached himself to a stronger player

lmao, nicole a strong player

are the feeds dead again for those that were already dead?

When Paulie was around Corey followed his decisions. When paulie got evicted he started to let Nicole make his decisions

you"re a nigger

you got misted by corey senpai

just like everyone in the house has gotten misted by his slightly lazy eye, his love for christmas, and his sleepwalking

and then he guesses 1 billion during a comp and blows everyone's mind

then he wins 2 mental comps and 2 physical comps

he's played a better game than nicole senpai

>Bridgette is having fun in the Jury house with Mr. Jenkins right now.

Production was telling him what to do in the macgruber comp. you can't change my mind on that

OH SHIT SENPAI

Posting some Jury segment shots
>Michelle walked in

>Paul called me a cunt

>Paulie: What did I do to deserve this?

thats the exact faces paulie and zakiyah make during sex

looks like a kid yelling "mooooom" after a sibling just smashed something

Post the Bridge look down for this one

just call it and wait on hold. they'll up their shit as long as they see more people calling and complaining. you don't even have to follow through with the call

Also the face Bridgette makes when she sees your dick

I'm not saying Michelle is a cunt or anything

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victor is pissssssed

FUCK ME RAW

>James gives Nicole the win

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Who do you think F2 will be? Who do you want F2 to be?

F2 will be Corey James

I want it to be nobody because they all suck

>Who do you think F2 will be?
nicole and james

Who do you want F2 to be?
victor and james

I'M CUMMINGGGGG

Paul is the only person I really don't want to win at this point. I'd be pretty happy with anybody else.

these two

paul and corey dont need the money

anyone but paul or nicole

ftfy

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VICS GOIN CRAY

>There are people in this thread who'd rather have someone like James win this season over Paul

is that a knife?

security devin is standing by

paul is going to be even more annoying for the next couple days if thats possible

he will be cockblocking nicory 24/7 and in their ear like the weasel he is

>There are people in this thread who'd rather have someone like Paul win this season over James

ye knifein that beef

>Corey: Derrick? He did nothing and he won the game.

Vic talkin bout coup d'etat while brandishing a knife

ok he is 100% our guy now

this fucking confirms it

He's not wrong. Derrick did very little because he didn't need to.

I just waited on hold for a while, got a guy to answer. then I said yeah this is bullshit I'm not getting feeds and he said sorry blah blah blah servers r kill.

I said hey I'm not paying for this if I cancel you give me one month free give me that free month, he asked for my email and he said I didn't cancel. I said ok give me that month anyway and he said done.

I said thanks not trying to ruin your night we're cool thank you and he said ok. boom free month

No shit. Paul has played a better game than AFP

I bet you feel like a badass

you aint misting me son

I think you've gaslit yourself if you really think James played a better game than anyone left.

no I was just telling you guys the quick route to the free month if you were interested in shortening it.

I've been in the other guys position and he knows what you want and you know what you want and it could all be over in 60 seconds so I was just helping.

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sorry senpai, I was going to full and forgot who I was defending.

long way to go to save $3

Reminder Corey is a modern Warrior-Poet.

Got an email today that gave me a month free code and I didn't do anything

>Bridgette wanted to nominate Nicorey week 3
>Frank talked her out of it

why does life suck?

next month is free so its $7

they send one in may that's 2 months free if you look out for it.

you can get every season for cheap as hell if you read you email

Nah, Derrick was constantly playing damage control and keeping his alliance from going after each other. It just looked like nothing because he managed to nip any potential crises in the bud.

>mfw this technique is called a Closed Bridge

Goddammit, Z looks good.

Wish she wasn't so stupid.

LIKE
LIKE
LIKE

feeds still down for me

>James says the age of consent in South Carolina is 14

I don't know if im just high, but I'm so creeped out by the guys rn

Players that were evicted wayyy too early:
BB10: Brian
BB13: Dominic
BB15: Nick
BB16: Brittany
Am I missing any?

FUCKING KIKES

Nick sucked.

12 with a note from her mom

There are no women left. These conversations were bound to happen

>tfw Bridgette would have prevented creeper talks

They really need to bring back Nick Uhas.

Words nobody has ever said and no one ever will again.

They won't touch anyone from bb15 with a 10 foot pole.

he was an faggot that thought he was the star of the show.

Glenn

BB14: Kara

Glenn is an asshat. Did you hear him on RHAP? He wouldn't have lasted more than a week or 2 even if he would have beat Corey.

tfw the last time I was on the phone with my crush talk went towards age of consent laws

she's blown off talking to me since

nobody should ever be sent home without an eviction/vote

its a really shitty thing for CBS to do, they did it on survivor once too. but im willing to accept that its a possibility the only signed a one week contract just to make it seem like a tweest

fucking finally turned on motorbikes.com and got the feeds.

fucking shitty cbjews

>James: My pull out game is weak