Heem pregame addition

Fights tonight

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Schaub is God

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hey where is my comfy heem enemy simulator

Islam bless.

whats on tonight then bros post the fights

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What's worse, shaubposters or 194ers

What'd I say? By far the biggest loser on heem

schaub

i've been a hypebeast since 2004. 100% i know more about sneakers than shob my man

The more I think about it, the more I'm pretty sure Brunson won't use the awful tactics that got him knocked the fuck out last fight.

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Nover-Glenn bumped up to FS1 Prelims making Laflare-Carneiro the only Fight Pass Prelim

Is it 30 bing till fight pass prelims?

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what do u collect? if u say j's kill yourself my man

I think he's just gonna wrestle. But then again he just might decide not to. He should wrestle though.

Yup. He's going to shoot a double on Anderson.

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is it still happening in 4 minutes?

You mean the same awful chin leading tactics he's used his ENTIRE career?

Lmao get a load of this nerd

It's less sad if you imagine they actually hate shaub for some reason and are trying their best to ruin his reputation by associating with him

You'd think a fight between a mostly washed up legend with a completely shot chin and an athletic youngster (by comparison) that hits hard would be easy to pick, but no.

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First hit wasn't even that hard. That was a dive.

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Willis and McCall got pulled, another bong away now.

The reason it's not easy to pick is cause you just don't know what Brunson is gonna do.

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You are a loser

actual /heem/

You aren't funny and you never will be

Is Nik Lents the most intelligent MMA fighter???

why is this irish lad hating on silva?

these days flyknit racers. i used to collect SBs, trainers, and frees.
the only j's i've ever bought were the supreme jordan 5's to resell.

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You didn't even put heem in the subject line, get out of here with that trash.

I personally love Schaub, but it is actually amazing how many people that watch his shows do hate him. It's really weird, they could just not watch. I'm glad the h8rs are just a vocal minority around here. Nice to be around fellow loyal members of the TFATK army.

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he's certainly the most dehydrated

IS NOT FUNNY, IRELAND NO HESPEC ME

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Lentz is about to get ISLAM'd

move to the real thread lads this one is a joke

Islam Mackhachev by submission

Get it? Cause Islam means submission xD

is rogaine commentating tonight?

TONIGHT

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We're a halfer off a PPV, it's not going to matter.

Yeah

3 deep Rogan on color, Anik is p4p and DC for suck

>named Islam
>Islam means "submissions"
>most of his wins are by submission

Next level work by his parents.

Can't wait for Rogan's contract to end.
Goldie's down now that faggot just needs to go.

I wish we were in the same room right now so I could spit in your face.

HEEM ME

If you can

Come on!

Put em up!

be at yours in 4 minutes pal

*furiously smashes report button*

give me your address and i'll be on the next flight

>unironically naming your child 'Islam'

It's a beautiful name tbcf.

HEEM'd

>Adan

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>boetsch will obliterate jacare tonight
>you know the rest of the story
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>unironically naming your child 'Christian'

enjoy your Sharia Law

>got a restful night of sleep
>didn't drink last night
>been eating right all day
>haven't smoked any weed yet
>got in an excellent lower body session at the gym
>got my 30 minutes of cardio
>haven't jerked off for 2 days

I honestly feel like a completely different organism. You bozos better watch the fuck out because I'm giving in to every single one of my vices the second we hit 10pm.

t. muslimOP

>Not jerking off in 2 days is an accomplishment to him

State of your life dude

why does kenny kenflo florian always look concerned and worried?

>UFC just isn't the same without two hyperactive ignorant faggots screaming :(((
lol casual

>waahhh wahhh theyre not hardcore like i am!!!!

Top haha

move to the real threads anons use this one never

because he is concerned and worried

We're in the real thread, though if this one's flawed you should make a new one.

Slow thread.

Is it because Schaub is god?

This the real thread?
When's the main card?

a ko on anderson might get him a shot. he won't wrestlefuck

themaclife.com/sports/mma/artem-lobov-vs-cub-swanson-set-to-face-off-in-spring/

i dare you to get hit by roy nelson tell me that it wasnt hard

It's because the card is shit

schaub bless

Havent been keeping up with this much lately. Who took over for Goldberg?

but it's not shit

What is the real thread? Jesus Christ why is this always a problem?

Which one of you was it and what did you do?

You're in the real thread.

I know this because when I type "heem" into search this is the only one that comes up.

I can see only two good fights this whole night

wow i thought you were memeing but this literally crashed the site

the artem effect

dayum son

bought her condoms , vodka and cigarettes

Did Jacare get USADA'd or did he simply not recover from the surgery break yet?

Hot.

Looks pretty USADAed to me

He started to look more and more feminine with usada around. Tho he still should easily win today.

Shut up loser. Yoel is the roider here.

>12-7

Nigga....

DID YOU SEE THAT LUDICROUS DISPLAY

>making UFC threads when /heem/ is /heem/.