I'm a lifeguard of 4 years, AMA

I'm a lifeguard of 4 years, AMA

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What makes your life interesting?
Drop the ball on this one and im out.

How much do you make ?

do you let muslims drown?

Why do some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light?

Do you get to nail hot babes like on Baywatch?

Pool or ocean?

What kind of training and cents do you need?

I lifeguard at a local pool where they give swimming lessons and whenever something happens (kid lets go of wall, drops barbell) and you gotta go in and get them above water, makes allthe parents in the crowd gasp. In the end, the kid isn't injured but then they all are like "wow user ur so good at ur job here's some cookies I baked" that make me keep going
$12 an hour
no
Because the darkness is all they've ever known

Certs*

Some people need to help somebody, when the edge of surrender's in sight. Will you be ready?

How many hours a week? Who pays you? (City, YMCA, HOA, etc)

only on days that end with "ay"
pool, but I've also done ocean. For training you need to be able to cooperate with the other lifeguards, and have fast reflexes. The moment you see someone go under and can't help themselves, it's YOUR job to step in and help them. You also need to be able to swim fast to get to the victim and be able to dive deep in case they go all the way underwater. Overall, if you can just swim in general then you can become a lifeguard. Pays well and bonus for college apps/ job apps

What do you mean barbell

Do the cookies have weed in them?

You know it
I work for the local school district who runs swimming classes. Additionally to life guarding I also teach swimming classes. We rotate with every, like 4 people will teach and 4 will be on guard rotation, then they switch positions and then the 4 who were on guard rotation now switch to taking classes and the other 4 assume guard duty

A swimming barbell, it helps for kids and adults to develop their leg kicking/arm movements when we teach front crawl or kicking in general. As the class levels rise, students transition from barbells to kick boards to give more agility and to give more independence to kids in the water
Only one way to find out :)

lifeguard of 8 years, 26 an hour.
You're still a lil green guy.

inb4 lifer, paying my way through grad school.
I stay for the milfs.

Did you ever finger a chick you were giving CPR to? Or lick on her titties?

gg man, I'm not a lifer lol I'm just doing it to pay for college as well
Haven't given CPR to anyone (yet)

how many guards have you fucked?

None, but came close to it once

would say don't do it because its awkward as fuck when you're both on deck after its over.

but also do it because guard office head is the best head

Some people stand in the darkness
Afraid to step into the light
Some people need to help somebody
When the edge of surrenders in sight
Don't you worry
It's gonna be alright
Cause I'm always ready
I won't let you out of my sight

Hahahaha will keep note of this

I'll be ready
I'll be ready
Never you fear
No don't you fear
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here

In us we all have the power
But sometimes it's so hard to see
When instinct is stronger than reason
It's just human nature to me
Don't you worry
It's gonna be alright
Cause I'm always ready
I won't let you out of my sight

I'll be ready
I'll be ready
Never you fear
No don't you fear
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here

Cause I'm always ready
I won't let you out of my sight
Oooh
I'll be ready
I'll be ready
Never you fear
No don't you fear
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here
Forever and always
I'm always here

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ayyyyyy

my question is:
will you be ready?