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Edition: Hot weather, hot sand, hot water and hot pussies

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what about Hot AIDS?

speaking of which why is AIDS one of the highest in Portugal among EU countries? bum sex much?

I would prefer having aids than being a brown muslim shit

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>no black lives matter gf

they botched her bellybutton

You're starting to grow on me

But you aready are retarded moor

postez vos accents sexy par exemple :3

>tfw no black gf
The struggle of being Norwegian is real

Good afternoon lads

What's up mate?

I want to go to Caribbean parties

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Ayy.

>not act

Sup mayne?

They are quite fun, we have a thing called 9 mornings
It sort of a party every morning 9 days before christmas with traditional
games and folklore stuff.

I need a drink

>tfw no black lives matter gf to berate me and call me a racist irl but every night I fuck her hard while wearing my Klan Wizard robes and she's calling me "massa".

Why even live.

Why did you cheat all those poor rich American festival-goers?

this is Arubanon btw, in the U.S for a few days.

You leave him alone. Ja Rule and the (((organisers))) are responsible for this hilarity.

Ja Rule is a retard who didn't consult with the Bahamian Ministry of Tourism at all, he could have avoided this but he didn't, the Bahamas did nothing wrong and now are even trying to help clean up his mess

That is what makes it even more funny

Just woke up from a nap I took after posting that.
It was nice and then I finished watching this show called stranger things

THANK YOU BASED BAHAMAS for scamming our rich normies out of a few grand USD of their mommy and daddy's oversized fortunes. GOOD JOB, (((JA RULE)))! PARTY ON!

>stranger things
GOAT show

But the Bahamas had no involvement in this

What happened?

Wealthy American college students spent thousands of dollars to go to a music festival that never actually existed and whined on social media about it. Pretty funny

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The funniest thing about the Fyre Festival thing is these dumb cunts are acting like they were stranded in the middle of the Amazon Rainforest or something. It's the fucking Bahamas mate. Like go walk literally a mile to a CVS and buy yourself some diapers lmao

To them it might as well been the Amazon

Oh shit nigga, /carib/ ain't dead yet

>millennial Hillary-voting giganormie hip hop fans get stranded in planet of the apes
Is there anything more poetic?

It's kind of our thing

That's not nice >:(

(Arubanon)
Beautiful.

Why are Caribbean black women so consistently attractive?

I have almost never seen an attractive black woman in this country who is 100% genetically black

Probably has something to do with the fact that there are many distinct ethnic groups within the indigenous Sub-Saharan African populations

>who is 100% genetically black
You answered your own question.

None of the women posted here is really Caribbean

Centuries of mixing, Boertje.

Has /carib/ seen death in Paradise? It's set on a fictional carribbean island, but was filmed in Guadeloupe.

i read somewhere that honkies use to take the chillest and hottest slaves and kept them in the carribean and shipped the rest to america/brazil during slavery times.

probably why.

Is it in English

I haven't

Has/Is Your Name coming to cinemas here?

Post 10/10 music and only 10/10 music:

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Just passing by to tell you that GOD IS NOT REAL and GRANT IS A FAGGOT

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Don't forget gonorrhea and syphilis.

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Cringe

You cringe too easily
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where does she keep her phone when she goes for a swim?

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So, in which of these countries can a 22 year old Italian dude come and work in a tourism job for a year, just for the lels?

There are no 100% genetically black people in the Caribbean. Jamaicans for example, are around 78% black, 15% European, and 5% East or South Asian on average.

Bahamas or one of the smaller countries like St. Croix.

Unrelated question: Any Jamaicans or Jamaican Americans/Canadians/Brits in here? We're almost like the Irish of the Caribbeans, there's almost more of us outside Jamaica than there are in the country.

Bon dia!

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Bumping is a nuisance.

Who is this semen demon?

Invite your friends to post here.

You turned your back on us.

How true is this?

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And /carib/ is livelier than ever.

I like how we're conveniently excluded.

Smoesjes!

aruba is a literally who country

Not a country but part of the Netherlands.

>tfw too irrelevant for a viking bf

I'm from Southern Sweden.

Even worse
I'm a rapefugee

What are you doing in Malta?

Wew lad. Which country?

Working here. It sometimes feel like my life is coming crashing down, I would sure love having a gf to make me smile.

Independent entity of Somaliland

Hang in there user. I'm sure your qt is out there somewhere.

Use your name next time, Monster fiend.

I sure hope so.

Won't hurt to start searching.

so no gf offer ;_;?

I just feel way too stressed to go out and look right now though.

Come back to Telegram reeee

Then how do you plan on meeting her?

This doesn't work, I even searched the other side of the Atlantic Ocean.

You didn't search hard enough. :^)

>Then how do you plan on meeting her?
I just don't know, that's what sucks. Even when I have a bit more stable life, I'm not sure where to meet girls here.

You have to make some effort on your part.

Pick up some cheap refugee wimmenz without aids
Is ´windstaff still MIA?

Obviously.

Windstaff is kill.

I believe in you desu.

Thanks. Are you really a qt girl by the way?

Yes on the girl part, qt is a matter of perspective.

yea she qt af

I've been told that is you, is that true?

Portufreak has been known to lie. No. That is not me.

>That is not me.
Aww man.

Apologies.

It's alright, you're probably cute anyway.

I won't confirm or deny.

Is there much demand for physicians in the Caribbean? Do most Caribbean nations have primarily English speaking populations?

Is it possible to be 100% sure you've found her?

When are we going to see new pics?

I can't answer that tbqh.

Pics of what?