Tfw no 9 inch dick

>tfw no 9 inch dick

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>tfw i realize the average is 5" and that every woman is living in a fantasized world

>every woman is living in a fantasized world
? almost everyone wants to be a billionaire
barely anyone is.

>tfw 7'' but don't say to anybody anymore because they all call bs, rest of my friends claim 7''+ rofl

>obligatory no homo

I can tell you with certainty that a 9" cock is extremely rare.
Fake, troll, or delusional.

where did you get that information?

>tfw believing anything on the internet in the 21st century

Imagine a 9 inch dick with the smallest girth going up your hole

25 years of personal experience, and a nymphomaniac the entire tiem.

have you ever seen an actual 9", and if you have, out of 100% dicks, what percentage makes up 9"ers

I've turned down guys who were bigger than 7, and another for being girthy as fuck.

average/below average/small can still be enjoyable, pain however is not - not unless you're the massive minority into masochism.

I'd personally prefer a babydick anyways with how obsessed you all are with getting head.

I feel I also should add, unless you're fat, take entirely too much dick, or are a pornstar; 9inches will absolutely bring some level of discomfort.

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>spidermans in 2017

wasn't summer supposed to end today? shoo phaggot

All shitpost threads are Spiderman's.

>tfw ideal

I have seen only one that even approached 9", but it was 8.5.
Several in the 7" range.
Vast majority in the 6-7" range.
Many under 6", poor souls.
It's no surprise, it matches with what science tells us about cock length distribution.

>as if anything on /b isn't a shitpost
Be gone, child.

Was gonna post most women actually can't take 9" because it's too long.

yah I second this

I'm 7.5 x 6 inches. and all women claim they've been wtih a 9 inch cock. perhaps. but its extremely rare.

>tfw 6"3
>4 inch dick which looks even smaller due to height
>don't want to start a relationship because of small pen0r
I should just end it all

What a load of shit. I'm about 8.5" / 22cm and the only time I experienced issues was with my first girlfriend back in HS - when I had absolutely no fucking idea what I was doing. Since then I've incompletely upped my game and banged a bunch of girls with no problems, including three tight-pussied Asian girls, of which one was a tiny as fuck Okinawan chick (about 5' tall).

I think it comes down to how good he is. I absolutely love foreplay and eating pussy, plus I'm dominant and creative af - I'll usually spend at least an hour warming girls up with shit that drives them absolutely wild. By the time it comes to sex they're foaming at the lips and can take anything I give.

>completely* upped my game

Fucking autocorrect

When op definitely has a 1 incher

You faggots worrying about dicksize when dickless lesbians getting more pussy.

More like autoaccuracy.

Bazinga

About 6.5" here... not sure about exact girth but thick enough. Never been self conscious about my dick size. Been with quite a few women and most say it's bigger than what they've had before... only complaint I've ever had is smaller women who said it hurt. Honestly wouldn't want any bigger.

Colonoscopy

MFW hamplanets need 4.5 inches just to get through their thigh fat.

> 2017
> Still not knowing is the girth that is important

You virgins...

Found the tiny fat dick.

Fite me scrub.

>I think it comes down to how good he is
No, really? I said most can't handle 9+ because many men don't have the technique and will wildly thrust, which causes pain and discomfort given it's one hell of a long penis.

you have some serious cock envy faggot.

I though I was above average with my might 7 incher?!

Had I seen this post in my teens or even early 20s, I would have felt concerned but, after having full intercourse with over 70 women and around 15 man, I can tell you that 7 inch long and 5 inch circumference has never got me any complains. I actually had partners who were referred to me by their friend. Cheers

You've changed your tune a bit there.. You didn't say anything like that before...unless I missed it.

Technique /during/ sex is certainly a factor. But it's obvious the big dicked guys you [supposedly] denied were betas and shit at foreplay, which I think is the key factor. I can't possibly imagine how a girl would deny me sex for being too hung, as by the point they find that out they are more turned on than they've ever been. And by the time it comes to sex, they're so completely aroused that I can pound them like mad with no problems. I think you just haven't encountered a hung and highly talented lover before.

>Sometimes during penetration, a penis or other object inserted in a vagina does hit the cervix. This may be an indication that the woman is not physiologically aroused enough; when she is more aroused, her vagina will elongate
goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/how-deep-average-vagina-and-does-it-elongate-when-somethings-it

how big?

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5 inch circumference... 7 inch length...
The idea of 5 inch circumference on it's own is unbelievable the idea of 7 inch length with an almost identical width... you wat.

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>implying woman care about dicks at all unless they are made of gold and shoot 100$ bill blanks

listen
If it fucks, flies or floats it costs too much money.

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ITT a retard who thinks circumference is diameter.

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No I'm thinking of trying to wrap 5 inches around my dick.

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If you can't do that then you got a small dick retard.

how do you even have time to have sex when you spend so much time patting yourself on the back? Do you thank yourself after climax?

Same...

kekekekekek

ya and im finna dump a girl cuz her boobs are less than DDD.

go way troll. my avg size penis is doing just fine.

What a load of shit.

>mfw I am not a beta cuck and don't give a fuck if women think my dick is too small
when its all set and done you will feel the pleasure if she doesn't i don't give a fuck I fucked her and felt good so I win fuck whores

Look here little buddy, you can keep being a jealous little man throwing insults at everyone that is better than you, but it won't improve your situation. The reason I'm so good is that I wanted to be good - I recognised my flaws, looked to others and taught myself to be better. If you had instead recognised I know my shit and asked for advice, I would have kindly given it.

I am one arrogant motherfucker, but do you know why? Because I earned it. I master everything I put my mind to. I spend a lot of time praising my many accomplishments as I know I deserve it and drives me to keep going, ever mastering and conquering more. The more I praise myself, the more I achieve, the more chicks are drawn to this.

>ad hominem
>literally no argument

Kool bro

I have the same size and the same experience.

excellent point and well made

Of course they're living in a fantasy world. They're living in said fantasy cause no one will correct them when they're wrong cause they're trying to fuck.

Lol show it by a ruler. My dick is 7.2 and I have the exact same build and bulge as you do when hard. You obviously have a good dick and a shit attitude but I'm gonna call b.s. on the 8.5 based on the fact mine looks the exact same length in underwear.