Wake up love edition
/brit/
kelv
it was physically impossible for lee harvey oswald to have had the angle to shoot john f kennedy
the americans literally blew their own presidents head off
love a bit of bush
who is this?!
fine taste sir. george or jeb?
alri Tony
At the station
Might have a beer
>hiroshimoot wants to make Sup Forums but with flags as a split version of Sup Forums or something
what is up with this mong
Haven't kissed anyone in 2 weeks
great granddad beat my grandma and was a mad cunt
got out of the war because his job was to go into oil tanks on boats and check they were all correct but they didn't give him any protective equipment so he died of cancer
Lee Whoey Whowald?
I remember when 2c was legal I made 20 grand in one summer
wish i had mates to go drink at the pub with
Yeah m8. Hit me up here or in /dbt/ if you're ever serious about Africa. I'll be in Europe round december though. Gonna do a cheeky iberian tour and meet a boyo of mine in Vienna.
Madmann
this is so cute :D
>strawpoll.me
none of the above
burial at sea for me thanks xx
source
FOAL
Have never kissed a boy on the lips
I'm gay
*somersaults into thread*
RON PAUL 2012!!
Watch that vid of the secret service bodyguards, confused at being ordered to fall back, right before the first shot. Bit of an eye opener.
runt shoes: check
runt bottoms: check
runt beer: check
runt sitting position: check
runt image size: check
hmmmm yes, everything seems to be in order
burial at sea is still a burial you fucking special snowflake
>he beat his own daughter
>he got out of the dangers of war by doing something else
>he died of cancer because of it anyway
what a ride
good lad
kissed them on the bum eh lad?
wonder who could be behind this post
Why does that bottle of Heineken have a picture of the Falkland Islands on it?
fun fact: death row era kurupt is the most underrated rapper of all time
haha I wish
also a very runty photo angle
Alri Iain
>We're thinking about making a new board, and we'd like anons to help us choose a name.
The board is going to follow Sup Forums's format (i.e. NWS, flags, and thread-specific IDs) but it will have no topic and rules similar to Sup Forums. The idea is to allow people who like Sup Forums's format a place to post off-topic stuff without being hassled by mods, and to help keep Sup Forums focused on politics and current events despite the massive growth it continues to experience.
>going innarave in your best clogs
No way pedro, normally I'm wearing the ol Cp's
ah yes, this was TOTALLY not orchestrated by the CIA
Here:
youtu.be
Bit weird.
fried some onions and added brown sugar and balsamic, then toasted the bun in the pan. gonna wrap it all up in foil for 5 mins to steam the bun.
...
runt flag: check
saw pictures of my grandma when she was 20 and i wont lie i definitely would
only in terminology you great pudding. i wont be physically buried at all. ill just float off in a comfy wooden box and all me family and friends will have a nice day out
looks VERY tasty
youtube.com
love the subtle jewish brainwashing in this advert
ITS TIME TO FORGET ABOUT YOUR RACE GOYIM
THE WHITE RACE IS FINISHED
made a fucking killer Chili earlier. shall keep me fed over the alcohol-soaked bank holiday weekend
the coffin is weighted mate. you'll just be a tasty meal for bottom feeders (not homosexuals)
>bank holiday weekend
>boss gave me a ton of work to get on his desk by monday
Its was actually a bodyguard in the the car behind that fatally shot jfk. Oswald shot first and in the panic the bodyguard took out his gun and pulled the trigger by accident, shooting jfk in the head
It's because he was Catholic and wanted to expose the Jews.
mental that you're irish innit?
maybe ill request to not be in a coffin then. just chuck me over and ill biodegrade
im still so high
>According to the 2007 national census, 98.64% of the housing units of Addis Ababa had access to safe drinking water, while 14.9% had flush toilets, 70.7% pit toilets (both ventilated and unventilated), and 14.3% had no toilet facilities
ah yes, shall be getting the next flight there
>tfw oversensitive to criticism
>always get shouted at and bullied when cycling
not very good at this "life" thing
thinks he's gonna be a fucking viking going out on a flaming boat lmfao
But whyyyyyyyy
would howl if this was true but there's no way it is
the bodyguards of the president are extremely well trained
what do the bullies say to you when you are cycling mate?
choon
youtu.be
ow la' gona roll a fag
wan wun?
/brit/ needs it's own board
And the media covered it up.
Makes sense.
become a proepr hardman when i'm driving, get in to lots of arguments and shout out my window
even got out of my car and threatened to fight some guy once
weird because im completely non-confrontational in the rest of life.
>He still thinks there are only 2 genders
lol alri grandad
stayed there over night once and it was not very nice, the hotel had loads of bullet holes in it
no he doesnt rotfpmsl
see
would bum that lad staring down the old man
>remain voter
>hipster twat
Only fag that's getting rolled is you when me and the boys saunter down to Swansea and clatter you
>98.6% had access to safe drinking water
WTF I love Ethiopia now
name a transgender animal or plant
>trying to destroy Sup Forums
you can't stop it now 'sheeds
don't even want to drink tonight lads
so fucking depressing i don't know what to do with myself
>A long-serving Conservative MP (Andrew Turner) has said he will not stand in the general election, just hours after A-level students revealed he had told them that he believed “homosexuality is wrong” and “dangerous to society”.
out of all people you could say this to, fucking sixth formers? the state of this lad
in perhaps the most developed city in (and capital of) the country
stop
i haven't eaten yet
I just suggested to name it /brit/ hopefully it gets chosen
Sup Forums has warped your mind user
now I'm noticing all the mixed race couples in adverts, it's insane how many occurences there are.
>warning against racism in a dementia ad
calcified.
they need to be shilling for non-aluminium deoderent ffs
>he needs the boys to do a job on me
sounds right
fuck donald nigger
Remember that lad from yesterday that said he regrets not getting a blowie from a ten year old
Howling
Silly sod
Live an incredibly frugal lifestyle just so that I can pour money into investment funds, but I bet that by the time I'm 50 and a literal millionaire it will all be completely pointless because I'll just have to pay it all back in tax, and I'll wish I'd just spent more money while I was young.
the CIA believed the were defeating the soviets in the cold war (space race and what not) and thought that they were going to strike the final blow to finish them
kennedy wanted to mend relations with them and have a mutual peace after the cuban missile crisis
thus, they needed to off him
Sneks
>You can only run for election if you have the "politician religion"
those weren't paracetamol
subtle?
shan't enjoy getting alzheimers and dementia
homosexuality is wrong and dangerous to society
>name a transgender animal or plant
the man with the scran
>clatter
Bit triggered. Haven't heard this word used like that since I was a bairn and mum would threaten to clatter me.
Saddam Hussein was worn on April 28, 1937. After failing to assassinate the President of Iraq, Saddam was imprisoned in 1964.
In 1968, Saddam participated in a bloodless coup led by Ahmed Hassan al-Bakr. Saddam became al-Bakr's top deputy.
On 1 June 1972, Saddam oversaw the seizure of international oil interests. A year later, world oil skyrocketed and the revenue enabled Saddam to expand his agenda.
In 1976, Saddam rose to the position of general in the Iraqi armed forces, and rapidly became the strongman of the government.
In 1979 al-Bakr started to make treaties with Syria, also under Ba'athist leadership, that would lead to unification between the two countries. Saddam acted to secure his grip on power. He forced the ailing al-Bakr to resign on 16 July 1979, and formally assumed the presidency.
6 days later on 22 July 1979, he called his first assembly, where he ordered the execution of 22 political opponents. By 1 August 1979, party members had been executed. The total number of political opponents executed is 250,000.
On 2 August 1990, Saddam invaded Kuwait. When later asked why he invaded Kuwait, Saddam first claimed that it was because "Kuwait was rightfully Iraq's 19th."
U.S. President George W. Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair accused him of possessing weapons of mass destruction. Saddam wished to have a live televised debate with George W. Bush, which was declined.
On March 20, 130,000 American soldiers, with about 28,000 British soldiers, Australia (2,000), and Poland (194), invaded Iraq.
The Iraqi government and military collapsed within three weeks. Saddam Hussein was captured by American forces after being found hiding in a hole in the ground. Saddam was hanged on the first day of the Islamic holiday Eid ul-Adha, 30 December 2006.
In an FBI interview before his death, he claimed he only pretended he had weapons of mass destruction, so that he could scare Iran.
there's a fish that changes gender iirc
Me to batter you and the boys to film it
I know but still higher than I expected
He's right though.