The Asian Trump

>Called "The punisher"
> turned Davao City from the "murder capital of The Philippines" to what tourism organisations now describe as "the most peaceful city in southeast Asia"
>Formed death squads to kill criminals
>Called Pope Francis "son of a bitch"
>Force a tourist to swallow a cigarette
>Womanizer hated by feminists
>Joked on rapists
>Joke on disabled people
>Called "Asian Trump"
>In his electoral campaign he promised to kill 100 000 criminals in six months and leave their corpse in the Manila Bay

Now he has become President of the Philippines and after 4 days has asked for death penalty and wants snipers hidden in the cities.
Why he isnt our God, \pol\?

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Fuckin champ.

Would vote for AND party with.

\pol\ he is truly God

>death squads
>trump of Asia
>liberals literally think Trump is going to send death squads to kill ethnic minorities
Also, I'm curious, why did he make a tourist swallow a cigarette?

No

I bet he tossed a butt onto the ground instead of throwing it away properly. That or smoking in a non-smoking area.

Degenerate tobacco jew smokers get what they get.

He's a filthy C*mmunist though.

He made an "anti smoke" ordder, but a tourist did not respect the order. The bartender called him, and he forced the tourist to swallow the cigarette.

Ah, I forgot it: he gave his phone number to the city and his address in public, inviting criminals to "try to murder him".

>death squads to kill criminals
>now most peaceful city in southeast Asia

Death penalty doesn't work, they said.

[would you like to know more?]

>Yes

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>wants snipers hidden in the cities

BASED
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You don't know what c*mmunism is, Philbro. Cultural Marxism is pure degeneracy.

A lot of countries in SE Asia are very against littering so the tourist probably flicked his butt on the ground.

Living under 1984 style crime watch sounds so fun! I love my life being in the hands of a sniper 24/7.

Hope he gets killed by one of the snipers he has "hiding in the cities".

Um. Care to ellaborate?
Give me a link where Trump was saying that he gonna bring death penalty to America amd focused on killing criminals? What the fuck.

Just another typical Latin American dictator. And the Philippines does operate very similarly to a Latin American country.

>In his electoral campaign he promised to kill 100 000 criminals in six months and leave their corpse in the Manila Bay

It sounds like he has a blood lust and is trying to base his campaign around violence. He's making a quota for killing people, and he will inevitably kill innocents in order to achieve this quota.

Probably he kicked out a criminal from an helicopter, but police "never discovered the truth".
Guys he has won the presidentials, he is the proof that dreams come true.

>Why he isnt our God, \pol\?
Not white=not god. But honorary Aryan for sure.

Oh no, y-you're completely r-right, may-may be we should...

Sounds based but that level of violence can spread out of control. Better to just make them... disappear.

He is better than every politician in Europe except your Defence Minister. He is God-tier

Is Trump Muslim?
youtube.com/watch?v=sR-4pgYpHd4

Is Trump communist?
news.abs-cbn.com/nation/05/16/16/duterte-offers-cabinet-posts-to-communist-party

Tfw our countrymen dont even understand what the term socialism is.


JUST ANNEX US ALREADY AMERICA AND DECLARE PHILIPPINES AS 51st STATE AND MAKE IT GREAT

>Catholic
Just wait three days aaaaaand here we go again!

Cuckk alert

Will this guy pacify the Muslims, Flipbro?

Philippines are Catholics.

He will give some parts of our country to fucking Malaysian Muslim.

Our southern region is Muslim dominated

Shit they are like roaches

youtube.com/watch?v=i0XvgbJr9U0

REMEMBER THE CANADIAN THAT JUST GOT BEHEADED?

ITS WAS JUST BESIDE DUTERTE's TERRITORY WHERE THEY GOT KIDNAPPED

>In his electoral campaign he promised to kill 100 000 criminals in six months
Yeah but what happens when they run out of criminals or decide you are a criminal?

See this?

FUCK THESE COMMIES WHO INFILTRATED OUR SOCIAL MEDIA AND SPREAD DUTERTE PROPAGANDA BULLSHIT

>CNN inadvertently calls trump a strong man

Not really

It's because Muslim was here 100 years before White Catholic invaders arrived

You fucking reatards cant you see that this damages Trumps image? You, think any pleb person in America would want to associate himself with a prezident that promises to kill a gadzillian people? Get fucking real.

When is it going to be Ireland's turn to have a cool politician?

>Called Pope Francis "son of a bitch"
Based as fuck. """"Pope""""" Francis is the antichrist

He's also selling the presidential yacht for the betterment of the country

HOL UP HOL UP
This madman actually wants to kill criminals instead of housing, feeding, giving them free health care and education for the rest of their lives. Does he not know what year it currently is ?!

Duterte could tell his college professor who actually founded the communist party in the Philippine to stop their rebellion

That could save more lives and money than selling a fucking yacht

He looks based and doesn't fuck around. Good job Fillipinos.

and you guys will laugh at us for turning into another Venezuela

>$1.00 has been deposited into your account

Money well earned

manilatimes.net/joma-sees-duterte-as-pinoy-version-of-hugo-chavez/223157/

Joma Sison is the founder of communist party of the Philippines which is also Duterte's college professor

>In his electoral campaign he promised to kill 100 000 criminals in six months and leave their corpse in the Manila Bay

Maybe reincarnation is real...

>>Called Pope Francis "son of a bitch"
This was more of a passing figure of speech thing, he wasn't calling him that, the translations got it wrong.
It was more like this:

>So he's clogging up the traffic is he? Well the fucker [son of a bitch] guy should get out of the philippines!

>the spaniards tried to eradicate them
>the americans tried
>so as the japs
Muslims are like roaches.

I really like this quote and wish to live as this man lived.

>Everyone says this guy is based
>He just acts and looks like a dangerous psychopath
>Sup Forums is this dumb
>Leftists actually think Trump is anything like this guy.

Fuck guys, stop being retarded.

When you guys treat immigrants and fags like the garbage they are

>telling an autist to stop being autistic
It don't work like that

Oh no here we go

I wish we wouldn't lump Sand niggers and flips as Asians since they're all niggers

Because filthippines is an irrelevant third world shithole full of manlet seamonkeys

This is what a CIA shill looks like

Take a good look Sup Forums. This is the enemy

Because your whole country is a joke

Current year bullshit don't fly here.

Hes right you know.

Why isnt America more harsh to litterbugs?

So hes pretty much like trump. a fascist , a sexist and a racist. Prove me wrong

you can't

He's a communist? Dropped.

t. Liberal cuck

Trump isn't fascist sexist or racist.

>Commie lover

Now who is the cuck?

He's socialist that has ties with communist

horrifying tbqh, imagine you get put against the wall because someone falsely accused you of drug smuggeling or some shit.

same fucking shit

>9gag

You have to go back my friend

Top fucking lol

high energy

well at least he isn't a democratic socialist

Got me worried there for a second

It's a sad day when an australian has to state the obvious. His policies will lead to civil war and he will turn out not better than any other dictator that promised paradise to his people before. He will be the chink Pinochet, mark my words.

what's the difference?

BASED.

Not as based as Bolsonaro, the Brazilian Trump and our next president.

I'm pretty sure putting those 9gag watermarks on pictures is a le ironic ebin maymay now

At least someone has a brain. I noticed it's only Americans who are against what I said.

>make claim
>hurdur if you don't prove me wrong I'm right

Back to le leddit, faggot.

are you kidding me?

Why are you and all these stupid Americans shilling for some communist Filipino Hugo Chavez? Are you naturally retarded??

youtube.com/watch?v=o3ZBeX9uC8s

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>>Formed death squads to kill criminals
>>In his electoral campaign he promised to kill 100 000 criminals in six months and leave their corpse in the Manila Bay

You have my attention.

youtube.com/watch?v=wbmBp8WLhjI

sucky pinoy grammar
keep practicing though

Yeah, I see this guy being taken out soon. You guys are going have his eyes on everything in the city watching you very soon. Good luck with your commie tyrant. Comparing him to Trump is a huge insult to the Donald.

sounds like Philippines is pretty based

Looks like you're wrong then cuckboi :)

POWERFUL RACE

smoking is bad for you

Nice capitalization and punctuations there, champ.

Add him to the flag.
About damn time too, I hear too many stories of Flip Muslim terrorists kidnapping tourists for ransom.

fucking based
saved

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Don't compare your comfortable first world life with a violent third world country where criminals burn people alive daily, you pathetic faggot.

>Animals are gay, so that means it's okay
This is perhaps the worst argument that's ever been thought of. Also, Stephen Fry condemning a man for saying that fags just try to make gay kids for future fucking, while having a boyfriend who is 18 years old and 40 years younger than him is morbidly humourous.

oy vey did somebody say regime change?

>>In his electoral campaign he promised to kill 100 000 criminals in six months and leave their corpse in the Manila Bay

Did he? If he broke that promised I'm afraid I'll be a #PacquiaoMissile.

is he right?